Wazzup y'all?!
Tonight we went to go see Frankenweenie since today was opening day and I have been waiting for this movie for about a year.
So let me start off by saying I LOVED it. Tim Burton is a genius and he did an incredible job on this movie. It was so weird, and I loved that.
And let me say, DO NOT BRING YOUR CHILDREN TO GO SEE IT. They will probably get nightmares and not sleep for two months because all they can think about is how Mr. Whiskers turned into an evil bat...
If your kids are 8 or 9, then they should be fine.
I would recommend this movie, and any Tim Burton fan will love it!
Anyways, enjoy my craziness in this update...
Water comes out of my nose, uncontrollable laughter, and my bladder almost explodes
We made it to Italy, and went into Some Shop in the Italy Pavilion and looked around.
They had some really cool masks in there! I loved them.
Japan was our next stop. We went into the Mitsukoshi store and I checked out the pick a pearl settings. I kind of lost my pick a pearl ring in the bathroom at American Adventure and never found it
and I lost it five minutes after I bought it. But thats another story
So I wanted to get another ring. I decided not to pick a pearl right then and waited. I did try on a ring I liked for my pearl so I decided on that one and then would just get that later in the week.
The girl who helped us loved my Mickey waffle ring. Yes, I have a Mickey waffle ring. And its awesome.
She asked where I got it and what it is made out of.
We left Japan and got into Morocco. We sat on that little fountain in the front of the pavilion for a second and chilled for a second.
We were sitting there and then I just started taking pictures of Mum.
This is the first picture I took, and she is going to kill me for posting this.
I thought she looked really skinny in the picture so I showed her and she loved it, except her face. So I took another one of her smiling, but I wont post that because its not as good as the one above
We got up and then went into the next country. Any guesses on what that might be? Anyone know their World Showcase countries in order? Forget it, Ill just tell you.
France.
If you guys have been reading along, you know several updates ago I warned you about some crazy girl in France on August 14, 2012 during Extra Magic Hours, who went insane.
And that was me.
This should be one interesting update from here on out.
I WARNED YOU.
So everything started out fine. I took some pictures of the beautiful fountain and then we went into a shop.
So we walked into this shop and we were looking around. Nothing was going on. And then I turned left and saw this CM. He was so cute. I was staring at him, I will admit. So I pointed him out to Mum and she looked confused, like she was in my math class in school learning stuff we will never need for the rest of our lives.
Mum - Where is he?
Me- Hes right over there!
Mum- You mean him?!
Me- Um, yes.
Mum- You think hes cute?!
Me- Yes!
I have to say, he wasnt the cutest CM I have ever seen in World Showcase by no means, but he was attractive.
Mum turned to me and said He looks like the chef [Linguini] from Ratatouille!
Well, it would be fitting and all
I have to say, he did a little bit, but not really.
Then we found a chefs hat with Remy on it and Mum thought we should get it for the CM.
Then I started laughing. When I say laughing, I mean I was laughing hysterically. Like, I just COULDNT stop laughing. It was ridiculous. People probably thought my mother gave me a grey goose slushie or something. I swear people thought I was drunk because I was laughing so hard. And I couldnt even stop. I just kept laughing and laughing and laughing. It wasnt like someone tells you a funny joke laughing. It was like you might pee your pants because you are laughing so hard laughing.
Then I saw another cute CM and pointed him out to Mum, when I could get a word out of my mouth between the ridiculous laughter. She did think he was cuter than Chef Guy, but not by much. I saw a pin I liked on his lanyard, but I just couldnt stop laughing, so I didnt bother going up to him. Thats how ridiculous it was. I couldnt even get a word out to ask him for the pin I liked, and even if I wasnt laughing like a drunk person, I would just giggle because he was so cute.
French boys make me crazy.
We sat down on a bench for a minute near the International Gateway so I could calm down. That didnt work at all. I took Mums bottle of water and finished it off, but then I started laughing again. So all of the water came out of my nose. And went all over me.
So there I was in the middle of France with water coming out of my nose, my uncontrollable laughter, and my shorts all wet so it looked like I peed myself.
And then I really did feel like I was about to pee myself. I couldnt stop laughing and then I had to pee really badly, so it was a bad combination.
So we went into the UK to find a bathroom. And we couldnt find one. I was about to pee myself in the middle of World Showcase in front of a bunch of cute guys. And because I had to pee so bad, I was yellingyes, yelling, very loudlyMY BLADDER IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE! Thats what I yelled, in the middle of World Showcase, and it looked like my bladder already exploded because of the water that came out of my nose that went all over my pants.
We couldnt find a bathroom, I was yelling MY BLADDER IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE! and Mum probably didnt want to be seen with me.
So there we were running (well I was doing the pee pee dance) down the streets of the United Kingdom looking for a bathroom so I wouldnt wet myself.
We decided to go into a store and ask someone
I shouldnt say we because Mum asked for me because I was (still) laughing and telling myself Just wait another minute! Dont pee yourself!
So the CM told us where to go and seriously, I dont know how we missed the bathroom. They are right next to the telephone booths and we were like two feet away from them.
I have never run so fast in my life, trying not to let any pee out of my bladder.
I sprinted into the bathroom and practically dropped my stuff on the floor, and peed.
And then I stopped laughing, just like that. I stopped yelling like I was drunk. See, going pee helps you calm down.
That just sounds weird.
I am telling you, CMs make me crazy in World Showcase.
After the craziness ended, we looked around a few stores in the UK.
Its Christopher Robins room!
We stayed in the UK and I became hungry. Mum thought I was insane for wanting food because of our meal at Ohana, but I am hungry all the time.
So Mum sat down on a bench and rested her feet. Both of our feet really hurt. Mum suggested the brilliant idea of foot massages in WDW. They would make a fortune, seriously.
I went up to some random food stand place thingy and got an ice cream. It was a soft serve twist. And this is my picture of it.
As you can see, the picture came out really well.
I ate my ice cream while Mum checked Mobile Magic. We wanted to go on Soarin, but it still had a 60 minute wait and our feet hurt really bad and we didnt want to stand any longer. So we decided to head out of the park.
On our way out, I took some pictures in the photo booths in the UK.
I look like the devil in this one.
I probably scare children
I really do have a future as a model.
Just before we were leaving, I saw a CM with an Oogie Boogie pin (aka Mums favorite) so I went up to hersince I finally stopped laughing and could control myself and act like a normal personto ask for it, when this giant bug appeared. She used a shopping bag to get rid of it. I looked over at Mum and she had this look on her face. I knew she was freaked out. Whenever we get stink bugs in our house, she yells so loud. Like, calm down dude. Its a bug. It wont kill you. So she makes me grab it. Ridiculousness. After the big was gone, we traded pins.
We left the park and hopped on a boat to go back to the Beach Club. We got the back of the boat.
We got back to the Beach Club and it was dead there again.
We got back to the room at about 11:45 and fell asleep by 12:30 for our last night at the Beach Club
Overview of the day
Weather:
Same weather in Florida during the summer every single day aka sunny all day except a thunderstorm in the afternoon
Highs:
Stormalong Bay!
My duck friends
'OHANA!
Well I don't know what happened in World Showcase would be considered a high point of my day...
Lows:
Craziness at Sunshine Seasons
The new voice guy
iPads
Not being able to find a bathroom in the UK