did you ever smell

[Pop Daddy]

a bad stinker, and wonder who did it, and later realize it was you

 

[grinningghost]

No way. I smell strictly of roses.

 

[browneyes]

I just figure it's gotta be my ds or the dog.

 

[ElizK]

 

[leighmidd]

I woke myself up the other night!! HAHAHAHAAAA!

 

[Pop Daddy]

I just figure it's gotta be my ds or the dog.

I thought it was this fat hairy guy next to me, then I smelled it again in my car

 

[phillybeth]

My farts smell wonderful. it's everyone else's that stink.

 

[grinningghost]

I thought it was this fat hairy guy next to me, then I smelled it again in my car

Didn't you ever learn to check the backseat of your car before you get in? The fat hairy guy was probably hiding back there.

 

[browneyes]

I thought it was this fat hairy guy next to me, then I smelled it again in my car

Bad smells like that can linger. I bet it was that fat hairy guy that was next to you.

 

[Danvers]

I did one at work the other day while cleaning up the waiting room after we closed, and my manager came out and asked what the smell was.



BTW, read my siggy.

 

[Pop Daddy]

BTW, read my siggy.

lol

 

[Danvers]

Look, it's the Farting Preacher!

 

[Sparx]

*related thread hijack*

We were in WDW last week and we took a family magic tour with Wendy and Peter Pan. When the came up to us Wendy looked at my step dad, sniffed him and said, "you don't smell, but you look like a pirate." We died laughing at that.

She also looked at my mom's shoes (crocs) and said, "your wearing Tick Tock shoes. (tick tock is the croc in Peter pan) we call crocs Tick Tock shoes now.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

No--but I've had that experience with my stinky feet. What's that sm....*embarassed, she puts her shoes back on*.

 

[tiggersmom2]

Bah!!!! What is wrong with you people?!!! I am sweet and fresh.......women do NOT fart!!!

 

[SherryNC]

Look, it's the Farting Preacher!

 

[Deafmedic]

a bad stinker, and wonder who did it, and later realize it was you

I can rattle a house with my farts but they don't stink.

 

[rnd4life]

Bah!!!! What is wrong with you people?!!! I am sweet and fresh.......women do NOT fart!!!

LOL! That's what I always tell my DH.

 

[Cyndiu]

Every time I smell a stinker, I smack DH on the arm. It is almost always him. (But sometimes its the cat.)

 

[mrsheppo]

My granddaughter who is 5 months let one loose last night and my DH blamed it on me!!

I told him, "He who smelled it, dealt it"