Yes, airplanes break down. If all the lights don't come on correctly when they do a systems check, the plane doesn't move. It costs the airlines a lot of money when they can't get their planes off the ground. They don't do it to spite you...or because the airplane is not full...it just happens...and thank God it does! Can you imagine if it didn't? Angry customers are better than dead customers.
But if you folks will just send me $24.99 you can be stockholders in "Bubba" Airlines.
Bubba is being formed to meet the needs of the DIS. Bubba thinks those little warning lights are like "Christmas" tree lights and are suppose to just randomly blink off and on. Bubba assures me that weather is not an issue. Heck to get you to Disney ON SCHEDULE Bubba will take off in a hurricane. Bubba will get you to Orlando (exact landing spots are NOT guranteed however!) Bubba also never changes his schedule. (Since weather and safety are not concerns that really helps) Bubba won't move your seat either. Bubba's policy is the more luggage the better. (Bubba reserves the right to jetison luggage if fuel runs low. Be sure to put a tag with your desitination address on your bags. Folks on the US interstate system are nice, they will ship it to you evenutally!)
Now of course you will need to sign a 10 page waiver before flying on Bubba.





