Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
- Joined
- Jul 15, 2001
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Dear Dana and Michelle
Donna said I had to apologize so here goes. Things I am sorry for during dinner at Palos
Sorry for telling the redneck father daughter joke that caused Bob and Mike to spew wine from their noses.
I know the person that mooned you through the window during the first dinner may have looked like me, but it was not, I have an alibi I was in the pin line in lower steerage and Mac the head engineer he will vouch for me . Really he will.
Sorry that the head waiter had to come in and give us a verbal warning.
Sorry that Michelle had to apologize to every table on her way out to the bathroom to take care of her pee squirts.
Sorry for the multiple times the pictures had to be retaken due to the constant clowning around. Mike you should be ashamed of yourself really!!!
And sorry for the spectacle of lights during the risqué table dance that was banned and rated X by the film and Disney board of education, but give Amber 20 drinks and anything can happen.
And sorry for bribing my way into the first dinner with those posters with derogatory messages warning all of the now infamous gas attack know only as Das-pew, gee Manny what ever am I talking about.
And sorry I scared all your guest when I came in dressed like a Russian U-Boat commander and told them I taking over the ship, and they were all capitalist pigs.
And so ladies with all due respect if I had to do all over again I would say that I would do it exactly as before YES I WOULD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IM NOT SORRY haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahha.
Hey Pern it was hoot and if you miss us so much come visit Ill take you to Disney and buy you a pin.
Donna said I had to apologize so here goes. Things I am sorry for during dinner at Palos
Sorry for telling the redneck father daughter joke that caused Bob and Mike to spew wine from their noses.
I know the person that mooned you through the window during the first dinner may have looked like me, but it was not, I have an alibi I was in the pin line in lower steerage and Mac the head engineer he will vouch for me . Really he will.
Sorry that the head waiter had to come in and give us a verbal warning.
Sorry that Michelle had to apologize to every table on her way out to the bathroom to take care of her pee squirts.
Sorry for the multiple times the pictures had to be retaken due to the constant clowning around. Mike you should be ashamed of yourself really!!!
And sorry for the spectacle of lights during the risqué table dance that was banned and rated X by the film and Disney board of education, but give Amber 20 drinks and anything can happen.
And sorry for bribing my way into the first dinner with those posters with derogatory messages warning all of the now infamous gas attack know only as Das-pew, gee Manny what ever am I talking about.
And sorry I scared all your guest when I came in dressed like a Russian U-Boat commander and told them I taking over the ship, and they were all capitalist pigs.
And so ladies with all due respect if I had to do all over again I would say that I would do it exactly as before YES I WOULD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IM NOT SORRY haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahha.
Hey Pern it was hoot and if you miss us so much come visit Ill take you to Disney and buy you a pin.
