DIS Dads DDC XXXII: A Dole Whip in Paradise

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Because he's the only thing between your kidney and a sharpened toothbrush handle.

See what I mean, Paul?

If that toothbrush handle can make it past the protective layers of scotch and german pretzels, I'll be amazed... ;)

Are you and a guest around on July 2nd? Darcy is coming in and I have the tix and can't go as I need to be in Long Island. He has 6 going and we have 2 extra tickets. Let me know. If not, we may need to import some more Canadians, and no one wants that.

And it looks like the B's are up 3-2 now! Of course I was at a birthday party for my 3 year old niece so got to see exactly zero of that game. Saw the water squirting incident at the end on ESPN and have only one thing to say.........:rotfl2::lmao::rotfl::rotfl2::lmao:.

Oh man, let me check. We're suppose to be heading up to Maine that night, but I might be able to persuade (i.e. beg) DW to change her mind on timing... Would love that.

And the B's are getting it good tonight. Might be back here in a couple days for a game 7. :confused3 Great series so far.

So we did a little time at Animal Kingdom and then we got to our resort. It's nice how much this deluxe has.

Here is a picture from the bed I'm sitting in right now.

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Nice! Have a blast! :cool1::cool1:
 
Happy Birthday Rob!



Oh man, let me check. We're suppose to be heading up to Maine that night, but I might be able to persuade (i.e. beg) DW to change her mind on timing... Would love that.

And the B's are getting it good tonight. Might be back here in a couple days for a game 7. :confused3 Great series so far.


I hope you can make it. It would be great to meet up with at least one of you.

It is a pretty entertaining game but most of the series has been like this.
 
:cool1:Happy Birthday Rob!::cool1:

No time to bake you a cake, I had to pick strawberries and asparagus today. I'll have Norm send you my next share of cake from the dues. :rotfl2:
 

Hey Rob! Happy Birthday!


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Happy Birthday, nemesis!!!!!!

You have been busy. Glad the planting is just about done.
May y’all get the rain you need across the summer.
Let’s not be having another year like 12.
Thanks. I've got to admit I'm already comparing it to 12 the way things have started off. I hope we get this rain tomorrow and over the next few days they're calling for.

That was actually such a kind and caring comment from a nemesis that I decided I wasn't even going to make any comments about how the Muscle Milk in the background of Barry's picture should be Ensure. :duck:
 
\Evening guys....good day at work. Got a lot accomplished, and starting to get some back stock back in, feeling good about it.

Happy Belated Birthday Rob!



We’d all like to be “that guy” at least once on the Laugh Floor
(and the Rebel Spy as well… heck get into the crowd scene at the Indy Stunt Show while you’re at it and you’ll have pulled off the Dis Trifecta.)

So far I've been "That Guy", a suit of armour in Enchanted Tales with Belle and a parade Grand Marshall. That and fifty cents will earn me a phone call. :rotfl2:
 
So far I've been "That Guy", a suit of armour in Enchanted Tales with Belle and a parade Grand Marshall. That and fifty cents will earn me a phone call. :rotfl2:

Which goes to show you - Team Sparrow rules. Sit back, relax, drink beer, & collect dues. Take all you can. Aye!

So we did a little time at Animal Kingdom and then we got to our resort. It's nice how much this deluxe has.
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Which resort is that?

No time to back you a cake, I had to pick strawberries and asparagus today. I'll have Norm send you my next share of cake from the dues. :rotfl2:

You got it. :lmao:
 
Morning guys!

Day 2 of the new job. Going well so far, but stressful like anything else new. Hope to get in the groove sooner than later!
 
Morning guys!

Day 2 of the new job. Going well so far, but stressful like anything else new. Hope to get in the groove sooner than later!

Hope things smooth out for you Paul!

Been stressed at work myself. I have 18 new PC's to setup, and my co-workers are both leaving me starting tomorrow.

That means I have to do both of their jobs as well. 1 of which I do on a daily basis and the other I don't have anything to do with.

And oh, those 18 PC's don't get setup while I'm doing their jobs.

:badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc::badpc:
 
‘Morning all…
A good day to all of you and a better tomorrow


Happy Birthday Rob. Have a good one.
Happy Birthday Rob!!!
Happy Birthday Rob!
Happy Belated Birthday Rob!

Thanks guys!


:cool1:Happy Birthday Rob!::cool1:

No time to back you a cake, I had to pick strawberries and asparagus today. I'll have Norm send you my next share of cake from the dues. :rotfl2:

An excellent plan there and a creative use of some of those excess dues we’ve accumulated.
Thanks


Happy Birthday, nemesis!!!!!!

Thanks. I've got to admit I'm already comparing it to 12 the way things have started off. I hope we get this rain tomorrow and over the next few days they're calling for.

That was actually such a kind and caring comment from a nemesis that I decided I wasn't even going to make any comments about how the Muscle Milk in the background of Barry's picture should be Ensure. :duck:

You’re a paragon of restraint and self-control.

Thanks just the same.


The kid is officially done with her sophomore year. She flies out tomorrow morning. Two years to go and only four tuition payments left. But now she is talking grad school. Have fun while he is there and make sure you put him to work. Unfortunately mine has an "internship" that involves marine biology. "Sorry dad, can't clean the house, we are tagging sharks today."

But she is working. That trumps vegetating.


So far I've been "That Guy", a suit of armour in Enchanted Tales with Belle and a parade Grand Marshall. That and fifty cents will earn me a phone call. :rotfl2:

It’s also earns you an “At-a-Boy” from the rest of us.
Which unfortunately isn’t worth quite as much as that phone call.
Maybe we should authorize an honorarium in your name from our vast stockpile of dues.


Morning guys!

Day 2 of the new job. Going well so far, but stressful like anything else new. Hope to get in the groove sooner than later!

May it continue to go well and may you settle in quickly.
Congrats on the change.
 
Good Morning fellow dads! Thank you everyone for the well wishes on stopping smoking. Have more withdraws today but I am focused, most people say make it a week and the withdraws should be gone so I'm over halfway there.

When you suffer from the withdrawal symptoms, just have bacon. It's a much better addiction.
 
Dads, today is Top Gun Day

So be sure and do the following...

1. Go to http://www.topgunday.com/ and get your call sign
2. Use as many Top Gun lines throughout the day as possible. For example, say your friend Jim asks you what you’re doing on Friday night, you should respond: “Hey Jim, you stink”.
3. Wear aviator sunglasses. Cheap or expensive. Inside or out. Just don’t “Scratch one”!
4. Grab your Top Gun Day T-Shirt and “CALL THE BALL!”
5. Go to a bar…wearing a flight suit or aviator wings and order a glass of Hemlock.
6. Call your friends and tell them, “I’m going to Top Gun!” and then hangup.
7. Buy some rubber dog $@**.
8. Don’t wear deodorant and only respond to the name, Slider.
'Jammer' out!
 
Dads, today is Top Gun Day

So be sure and do the following...

1. Go to http://www.topgunday.com/ and get your call sign
2. Use as many Top Gun lines throughout the day as possible. For example, say your friend Jim asks you what you’re doing on Friday night, you should respond: “Hey Jim, you stink”.
3. Wear aviator sunglasses. Cheap or expensive. Inside or out. Just don’t “Scratch one”!
4. Grab your Top Gun Day T-Shirt and “CALL THE BALL!”
5. Go to a bar…wearing a flight suit or aviator wings and order a glass of Hemlock.
6. Call your friends and tell them, “I’m going to Top Gun!” and then hangup.
7. Buy some rubber dog $@**.
8. Don’t wear deodorant and only respond to the name, Slider.
'Jammer' out!

And when I'm done with all this, I'll go play beach volleyball on a 6 1/2 foot net in my blue jeans.
 
Dads, today is Top Gun Day

So be sure and do the following...

1. Go to http://www.topgunday.com/ and get your call sign
2. Use as many Top Gun lines throughout the day as possible. For example, say your friend Jim asks you what you’re doing on Friday night, you should respond: “Hey Jim, you stink”.
3. Wear aviator sunglasses. Cheap or expensive. Inside or out. Just don’t “Scratch one”!
4. Grab your Top Gun Day T-Shirt and “CALL THE BALL!”
5. Go to a bar…wearing a flight suit or aviator wings and order a glass of Hemlock.
6. Call your friends and tell them, “I’m going to Top Gun!” and then hangup.
7. Buy some rubber dog $@**.
8. Don’t wear deodorant and only respond to the name, Slider.
'Jammer' out!



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