DIS Dads DDC XXX: Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike, What Day Is It Mike?

[DisDadDoc]

Ok guys, Storytime,

As some of you know i have an helper in my office that is supposed to be doing gage calibrations. She is of a brilliance none of you can comprehend.

Ok so this morning, she asked me if we were in central timezone.

I said yes

she said well when tv shows advertise 8/7c we are 7.

I said yes and 8 is eastern.

She then asked, well when do the other timezones watch it.

I kid you not. I can't make this stuff up.

I also a few months back had to pull up a world map as she didn't believe me that Alaska was close Russia and was connected to Canada.

This reminds my of the problem the US census had with "Central America". Apparently there was a huge increase in the number of people living in Kansas and surrounding states who identified themselves as "Central American" in ethnicity. Can't make this beverly up....

 

[that's nice]

This reminds my of the problem the US census had with "Central America". Apparently there was a huge increase in the number of people living in Kansas and surrounding states who identified themselves as "Central American" in ethnicity. Can't make this beverly up....

I'm sure I didn't check Central Connecticut on the census.

 

[Twin Dad]

I know for a fact that my son will be an expert on the iPad. He at 7 months is already trying to mess with it and do stuff.

Try this out with him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vXyx_qG6mQ

Ok guys, Storytime,

As some of you know i have an helper in my office that is supposed to be doing gage calibrations. She is of a brilliance none of you can comprehend.

Ok so this morning, she asked me if we were in central timezone.

I said yes

she said well when tv shows advertise 8/7c we are 7.

I said yes and 8 is eastern.

She then asked, well when do the other timezones watch it.

I kid you not. I can't make this stuff up.

I also a few months back had to pull up a world map as she didn't believe me that Alaska was close Russia and was connected to Canada.

She must be from the Colfax area of Wisconsin.

This reminds my of the problem the US census had with "Central America". Apparently there was a huge increase in the number of people living in Kansas and surrounding states who identified themselves as "Central American" in ethnicity. Can't make this beverly up....

That's what happens when you cut back on the social studies to spend more time teaching to the mandated math and reading tests.

 

[afwdwfan]

Ok guys, Storytime,

As some of you know i have an helper in my office that is supposed to be doing gage calibrations. She is of a brilliance none of you can comprehend.

Ok so this morning, she asked me if we were in central timezone.

I said yes

she said well when tv shows advertise 8/7c we are 7.

I said yes and 8 is eastern.

She then asked, well when do the other timezones watch it.

I kid you not. I can't make this stuff up.

I also a few months back had to pull up a world map as she didn't believe me that Alaska was close Russia and was connected to Canada.

Well... in her defense, eastern and central are clearly labeled, but they don't tell you what time it will be on in the mountain or pacific time zones.

This reminds my of the problem the US census had with "Central America". Apparently there was a huge increase in the number of people living in Kansas and surrounding states who identified themselves as "Central American" in ethnicity. Can't make this beverly up....

That's what happens when you cut back on the social studies to spend more time teaching to the mandated math and reading tests.

 

[declansdad]

Ok guys, Storytime,

As some of you know i have an helper in my office that is supposed to be doing gage calibrations. She is of a brilliance none of you can comprehend.

Ok so this morning, she asked me if we were in central timezone.

I said yes

she said well when tv shows advertise 8/7c we are 7.

I said yes and 8 is eastern.

She then asked, well when do the other timezones watch it.

I kid you not. I can't make this stuff up.

I also a few months back had to pull up a world map as she didn't believe me that Alaska was close Russia and was connected to Canada.

She didn't remember that Sarah Palin could see Russia from her porch?

 

[Maroonag1]

Thanks although Randall needs everyone's focus, not me. I am just in for an afternoon of pain and hoping for good looking Dental Assistants. Hope Jim is doing OK although his Dental Assistants are probably wearing parkas. T-minus one hour.



You are probably in La-La land right now. My your dreams be about Disney and penguins attacking Carl and Tim.

Sorry CJ. May your drugs be strong and your Dr.s hands small.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

This reminds my of the problem the US census had with "Central America". Apparently there was a huge increase in the number of people living in Kansas and surrounding states who identified themselves as "Central American" in ethnicity. Can't make this beverly up....

Wow, I'll have to ask Aaron for a tour of the Panama Canal sometime!

Of course, using this logic, I live in the Middle East.

 

[jmwest]

Good morning gentlemen. Been a busy couple of days around here. Welcome new guys, thoughts and prayers to those who need them and bacon garnished Dole Whips for all. I'm still getting full court pressed for a dog. DD told her brother, "You have to help me clean up so we can get a damn dog." No idea where she picked up the "damn dog" part.

Hope Randall and CJ have an uneventful day.

Hmm, that's a breed I haven't heard of before. I wonder if they're nice?

 

[Skyhawk341]

"Master?"

"Yes, LuvHopper?"

"I am troubled."

"By what?"

"In less than ten minutes, I must negotiate the perilous Valley of the SWA."

"SWA?"

"SWA. WN. LUV. The demon goes by many names."

"Ahhh, you mean Southwest Airlines online check-in."

"It terrifies me to say its name. Master, What if I click 'Check In' too soon?"

"Fear not, LuvHopper. You will be counseled by a message from the Great Server. He shall speak the word 'Oops!'"

"And if I am too late?"

"Great Server will speak in letters and numbers. The letter will be either A, B, or C. The number that follows will be from 1 to 60. But only the Great Privileged Ones will see A1 through A15, unless they lose heart. You, LuvHopper, must employ the knowledge which I have imparted upon you. You must use..."

"Click Fu?"

"Click Fu, indeed. You have learned well. Report to me after your journey, LuvHopper."

"Right, Master. By the Ghost of NIST, I shall click 'Check In' precisely on time!"

 

[Twin Dad]

Sorry CJ. May your drugs be strong and your Dr.s hands small.

I actually had a small handed dentist once. She had to do some work on my molars. it felt like she was trying to stick her hand down my throat. She sent me to a dentist who specialized in doing the way back teeth. Dude had catcher mitts for hands. He had no trouble getting back there and it wasn't uncomfortable.

Wow, I'll have to ask Aaron for a tour of the Panama Canal sometime!

Of course, using this logic, I live in the Middle East.

That logic says I live in the frozen tundra.

I love maps like this:

 

[DisDadDoc]

I love maps like this:

I don't know of any Jets fans in the state of Connecticut. Either Giants or Patriots fans, but I agree, I love maps like this!

 

[wasnotafan]

...I love maps like this:

Bills dominating NY?

Probably not in my lifetime again.

 

[theduck619]

This reminds my of the problem the US census had with "Central America". Apparently there was a huge increase in the number of people living in Kansas and surrounding states who identified themselves as "Central American" in ethnicity. Can't make this beverly up....

Hear that Andy??? By that logic we live near tropical lands

Has anyone recieved an update on Randall?

 

[Skyhawk341]

"Master, I have returned!"

"And your journey? Were you successful?"

"Yes, Master. The message from Great Server is 'A48, A49, A50!'"

"Good. You should find three seats together, perhaps back half of airplane. Remember, early bird catches worm, but second mouse gets cheese!"

 

[Twin Dad]

Has anyone recieved an update on Randall?

Negative ghostrider. We're watching for the bat signal.

 

[cj9200]

Marmph mumph Owww. Umaraph vin sumalon prian. Nomon drugrhs end hrurphs. OWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek) Nowon ina sweaterls, som nom reaftractions. Rifrids froma dinnefrump. (liquid dribbling down cheek) Frows, Ruaundl, benny mews? Freed ar rap. OOOWWWWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek)

 

[theduck619]

Marmph mumph Owww. Umaraph vin sumalon prian. Nomon drugrhs end hrurphs. OWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek) Nowon ina sweaterls, som nom reaftractions. Rifrids froma dinnefrump. (liquid dribbling down cheek) Frows, Ruaundl, benny mews? Freed ar rap. OOOWWWWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek)

Dont forget to spibid

 

[that's nice]

Marmph mumph Owww. Umaraph vin sumalon prian. Nomon drugrhs end hrurphs. OWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek) Nowon ina sweaterls, som nom reaftractions. Rifrids froma dinnefrump. (liquid dribbling down cheek) Frows, Ruaundl, benny mews? Freed ar rap. OOOWWWWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek)

Wow… they really hopped you up on some good stuff.

Dont forget to spibid

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Marmph mumph Owww. Umaraph vin sumalon prian. Nomon drugrhs end hrurphs. OWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek) Nowon ina sweaterls, som nom reaftractions. Rifrids froma dinnefrump. (liquid dribbling down cheek) Frows, Ruaundl, benny mews? Freed ar rap. OOOWWWWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek)

Hey, Bill Cosby stopped by!

 

[FreezinRafiki]

"Master, I have returned!" "And your journey? Were you successful?" "Yes, Master. The message from Great Server is 'A48, A49, A50!'" "Good. You should find three seats together, perhaps back half of airplane. Remember, early bird catches worm, but second mouse gets cheese!"

Excellent work. I'm "lucky" in the fact that my son is still under 5, so we get to board between A and B, no matter what position we get in the 24 hour scramble to check in.

Marmph mumph Owww. Umaraph vin sumalon prian. Nomon drugrhs end hrurphs. OWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek) Nowon ina sweaterls, som nom reaftractions. Rifrids froma dinnefrump. (liquid dribbling down cheek) Frows, Ruaundl, benny mews? Freed ar rap. OOOWWWWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek)

Sound like its time to head down to the Keys, get a nice drink from the pool bar, and recover. Better bring a funnel along to pour that drink down your throat though. I'd had to see good liquor drool down your chin.