DIS Dads DDC XV - We put the "FUN" in dysfunctional! Christopher's thread...

[Cinderella's Fella]

When Fed does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

 

[theduck619]

Flying sharks aren't scary, flying Feds are scary

 

[RodBelding]

Fed can cut through a hot knife with butter.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

The First rule of Fed is: you do not talk about Fed.

 

[theduck619]

Pancakes flip themselves for Fed

 

[dvczerfs]

i cant believe all this picking on fed. i would never do that.

 

[theduck619]

The end of the world fears Fed

 

[RodBelding]

Fed frequently donates blood. Just never his own.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

When Fed falls in water, Fed doesn't get wet. Water gets Fed.

This is a lie! We know that Fed doesn't fall. Never!

 

[RodBelding]

Fed can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed frequently donates blood. Just never his own.

+1

 

[theduck619]

Fed can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Didn't I see this one earlier

 

[theduck619]

i cant believe all this picking on fed. i would never do that.

Hi Dave

 

[RodBelding]

Fed doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[dvczerfs]

Hi Dave

hi david!!!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Didn't I see this one earlier

Fed allowed it!

 

[RodBelding]

Didn't I see this one earlier

No?

Fed doesn't sleep. He waits.

 

[theduck619]

Fed scored six touchdowns once. He threw them all to himself

 

[RodBelding]

Fed once participated in the Running of the Bulls. He walked.