DIS Dads DDC XV - We put the "FUN" in dysfunctional! Christopher's thread...

[RodBelding]

Only Fed can dislike on Facebook

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands.

 

[RodBelding]

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Fed is called Logic.

 

[AirGoofy]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Fed.

Google won't search for Fed because it knows you don't find Fed, he finds you.

Fed went to the future and kicked Biffs a$$

FED gonna kick your Beverly and Don is send you a bill for failure to multi-quote. Don't pay it? You have to answer to Fed.

 

[theduck619]

Dodge is Fed tough

 

[RodBelding]

Fed could win American Idol using only sign language.

 

[AirGoofy]

FED gonna kick your Beverly and Don is send you a bill for failure to multi-quote. Don't pay it? You have to answer to Fed.

Don't want this to get lost.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

 

[theduck619]

When Fed's mom went into labor, he delivered himself.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed has never taken a test, because no one questions Fed.

 

[theduck619]

Fed scared the Loch Ness monster into hiding

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

The following is a short list of things Fed cannot do: .

 

[theduck619]

When Fed went overseas, the ocean parted for him so he could drive it

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed Isn't funny, stop laughing.

 

[theduck619]

Spinners are the official hubcap in the U.S. of Fed

 

[theduck619]

Ninjas are extinct because they bored Fed

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

February 29th only occurs once every four years because Fed wills it to be so.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

When Fed falls in water, Fed doesn't get wet. Water gets Fed.

 

[theduck619]

The sky is blue, because it's Feds favorite color