DIS Dads DDC XV - We put the "FUN" in dysfunctional! Christopher's thread...

[theduck619]

Fed craps 50 caliber bullets

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed can speak French... In Russian.

 

[theduck619]

Fed tells the rain when to fall

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed can delete the Recycling Bin.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed can ski up a mountain.

 

[AirGoofy]

Time Warp is over Candice is outside as mom pulls up, Perry is walking across the lawn, well we all know what happens next

Time wrap Perry comment.

Morning Guys!

Supposed to be in the low to mid 70's today and a cold front move thru tonight. Temps tomorrow: 50.
So Thursday is Groundhog's Day. My forecast: Snow for the next 4 weeks. Its been too nice and that stoopid rat always goes for winter!

Matt

Probably so. I'm holding out for 1st day of soccer season in March.

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Was there anything going on back there that I really need to hunt down?

What, all that genius talk? I think the winning lotto numbers were in there.

Good Luck! Make sure she wears the eye patch. Maybe they'll offer her a scholARRRRRRRship.

I really wish this cold would stop playing chicken with podcast recording nights. For the sixth day in a row now, I don't have a normal voice. I really need this to clear up by recording-time tomorrow night!!

I'm with you. Re-insert lung.

Getting ready for the new thread... please submit your entries for DDC XVI:

DDC XVI title submissions

i thought you were naming them after the post count leaders?

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

I thought you were naming them after the post count leaders?

All in favor say Aye!

 

[theduck619]

Fed drinks his beer directly from the hops

 

[AirGoofy]

Your sister told me.

That would have worked better if I had a sister.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed ran the Disney Marathon backwards; just to see what second place looked like.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed can play the violin with a piano.

 

[theduck619]

All in favor say Aye!

Aye

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Fed.

 

[RodBelding]

Google won't search for Fed because it knows you don't find Fed, he finds you.

 

[theduck619]

Fed went to the future and kicked Biffs a$$

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

That would have worked better if I had a sister.

 

[theduck619]

We live in the United States of Fed

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed CAN read Lady GaGa’s poker face.