DIS Dads DDC XV - We put the "FUN" in dysfunctional! Christopher's thread...

[chillcoupons]

Hah! That'll teach ya! I happen to know for a fact that zombies will only stop for BRAINS. They'd still be chasing after YOU!







Wait. What. Um, hmmmmm.....

No my friend I am copying other peoples work. Your retort was original. It was nice knowing you.

 

[chillcoupons]

I wonder if exotic dancers have nightmares about accidentally going to work fully clothed?

 

[chillcoupons]

Marriage tip: You absolutely have the right to remain silent during any argument. Anything you say WILL be misquoted, then used against you.

 

[AJRitz]

Marriage tip: You absolutely have the right to remain silent during any argument. Anything you say WILL be misquoted, then used against you.

Yeah, but the really scary part is that, if you choose to remain silent, THAT will get misquoted and used against you too!

 

[Wherem I Now]

Hello to all. Those of you who have seen my few FaceBook updates know this already. We are still around and surviving some of the worst weather in a long time in the Greater Puget Sound. We lost cable and internet (and phone service since I bundled it with Comcast) Thursday morning. Well Comcast had it back last night, but we lost power this morning around 4:00 AM. PSE is saying at one time 300000 were without power but now that is down to 180000. We might not get power back until Tuesday, even though the houses next to us (a new subdivision) got power back this afternoon. Since the girls have been out of school all of last week, I want power back so they can go to school.

Right now we are at Barnes & Noble using their free wifi.

I will update as I can. I will not even try to read what I have missed.

Wish me luck.

BTW, since I worked at REI for 26 years we are in good shape for camping equipment and if our beds get too cold we all have 20 degree or better sleeping bags

Wow, Hadn't heard about that. Good luck and prayers.

 

[Wherem I Now]

Hey Chill! Haven't seen you around a while. Cute pic of your DD buried in the snow car.

 

[chillcoupons]

Whenever you are depressed just remember that you were once the fastest sperm cell.

 

[chillcoupons]

Yeah, but the really scary part is that, if you choose to remain silent, THAT will get misquoted and used against you too!

Remaining silent is actually the kiss of death. "You're right honey" is the fastest way to end an argument with your wife. Just be prepared to say it about 10 times while they repeat the same argument over and over.

 

[AJRitz]

Whenever you are depressed just remember that you were once the fastest sperm cell.

Unless you're a twin, in which case you might have just come in second that time too.

 

[AJRitz]

Remaining silent is actually the kiss of death. "You're right honey" is the fastest way to end an argument with your wife. Just be prepared to say it about 10 times while they repeat the same argument over and over.

Too many words. Takes too long to get out. I stick with, "Yes dear."

 

[chillcoupons]

Hey Chill! Haven't seen you around a while. Cute pic of your DD buried in the snow car.

Thanks Mike! I have been away far too long!

 

[chillcoupons]

Goodnight guys.

 

[theduck619]

Good morning guys

 

[baseballmickey]

good morning! off to work...

 

[dvczerfs]

Hello to all. Those of you who have seen my few FaceBook updates know this already. We are still around and surviving some of the worst weather in a long time in the Greater Puget Sound. We lost cable and internet (and phone service since I bundled it with Comcast) Thursday morning. Well Comcast had it back last night, but we lost power this morning around 4:00 AM. PSE is saying at one time 300000 were without power but now that is down to 180000. We might not get power back until Tuesday, even though the houses next to us (a new subdivision) got power back this afternoon. Since the girls have been out of school all of last week, I want power back so they can go to school.

Right now we are at Barnes & Noble using their free wifi.

I will update as I can. I will not even try to read what I have missed.

Wish me luck.

BTW, since I worked at REI for 26 years we are in good shape for camping equipment and if our beds get too cold we all have 20 degree or better sleeping bags

wow! hope you get your power back on. after this past summer and all the storms, alot of the contractors i deal with have been installing generators for homeowners. they have them looking like outside a/c units now. i was thinking of getting one, we have nat.gas here so i wouldnt have to have an lp tank but i look at the price tag and i decide the power dont go off that often. then, we get another storm and out is goes again.

 

[billybobblockhead]

Good morning everyone. Roughly 80 pages since my last check in. I remember the days when 20 pages in a week was fast. Went to Greenville, SC yesterday for our nephew's 2nd birthday party when low and behold, we got big time stuck in the Romney/Gingrich traffic at the restaurant that they managed to "double book". There were people everywhere. Saw both campaign buses, but no glimpses of either candidate. All it did was make us later for the party than we already were

Stopher, when are you headed to Hawaii?? There's a chance that I'm gonna be in the Indianapolis area in March. I'm waiting on approval from our CO to attend a 2 day conference there.........

 

[dvczerfs]

good morning!!! last night and this morning, looks like the dis is back to normal.been able to get on with no problems. great pics stopher!!!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Hey Wolfpacklegion!

 

[RodBelding]

Morning gentlemen. We have DD's 4th birthday party today. The entire house is Disney Princess themed. We are on pink overload right now.








I will be going out for more alcohol for the adults, just to be safe.