I guess you could always stick the pork outside so it will keep.
I am completely irritated with DH. Do you want him? He can help eat the pork.
LAST Saturday we were supposed to go pick up some cable box. They took out a bunch of our channels, and we can only get them restored with this magical box. Free for the first 12 months. Whatever. So we didn't make it to get the box. Starting MONDAY he was supposed to go get the box, but he never did. He was off today, but he didn't bother to attempt to go get the box until 4 PM. The guy on the phone told me TOTALLY wrong directions to the place. I mean TOTALLY, TOTALLY, INCREDIBLY wrong. The directions he gave us were not even in the vicinity of the place. But *I* did NOT know that, and it is not *MY* fault.
I was in the restroom. I heard my cell phone, but I was in no position to jump up and run for the phone. So as soon as it stopped, it started AGAIN. My phone is usually impossible to hear, but it was on the table in the playroom, NOT in my purse. So it was BLASTING loud, and Pixie was asleep. It stopped ringing, and then house phone started. I was IRATE. I managed to grab the house phone, and DH tells me I need to Google directions because I told him wrong. I told him I would call him back in a minute. Does he wait a minute? Nope. He turns around and starts driving home.
It turns out when we go to the Time Warner website there are like 5 places closer to us than the one the guy told me to go to. AND he told me WRONG directions. So, because DH wanted to be a horse's behind about it, we still have no cable box.

DH told DS we would put up the Christmas tree. I don't want to mess with it. We can do it next year. But now DS is all upset because DH said we would put the tree up! DH shouldn't have said ANYTHING. But we also don't have stockings, wrapping paper, or anything else that is in the storage unit unless DH goes to get it. I have to WORK tomorrow. I told DH it would have to be done TONIGHT if we were going to do it. Nope. He can't go to the storage unit to get the stuff because I gave him the wrong address for the cable place. He is mad at me so he is making DS suffer. Perfect.
BEFORE the debacle with the cable box I was ALMOST going to order that camera lens DH has been wanting ALL YEAR. I was going to surprise him with it. Except the 2 they had yesterday are gone.
I don't want to say I hate Christmas, but I am very, very close. Regular days are entirely stressful enough. I don't need holidays to further complicate matters.