Scene V: The Evil Emperor
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The unmistakable sound of ripping duct tape wakes Dan from the stun. He opens his eyes and sees the tourist family yanking tape at a CMs hands. Dan reaches for his cool spy fat Sharpie pen as one of the kids yells, Dad hes waking up should I blast him again so we can finish them off without any trouble?
The pen is gone from Dans pocket.
No. Im coming, Con-man, thanks.
RoutmanDan I presume? asks the Dad holding up Dans killer Sharpie. Looking for this?
Training kids as assassins? Only Zurg could be so Evil. Dan spits. His cool steel eyes taking in the whole ugly scene, What, you dont have the nerve to do it yourself Zurg?
Not so fast secret-agent-boy. It took all of us to save you, Zurg nods to the Tomorrowland CMs, and them..
Looking more clearly Dan sees Zurgs kids are removing the duct tape that bound the Cast Members. Zurgswife is working on one woman with a little lip hair, Wont hurt much more than waxing dear.
Rip. EEEYOW!
You can have your pen back now that you head is clearing. Dad moves close and hands Dan the sharpie. Try to avoid killing anyone. You have all the weapons - Trust us now? Dan can read the shirt embroidery, BadShoe.com. Zurg sees what Dan is looking at and says, Its a cover Dan, public foolery as camouflage.
If it isnt you - what is going on here? Dan asks.
We are not sure yet. A bunch of strange things are going on - we are not sure if they are related: disking up lawns, duct tape shortages, Internet servers going down, green spandex... Zurg pauses, Ill explain later but we have to get you out of here fast security is already on the way. I feel they tend to poke around thing better left alone.
Dan shifts his shorts, So I have found.
Ha! Come on then. Zurg pulls Dan up to his feet. Ready to go kids? Cover story
Foxtrot Alpha Tango! Will pick it up at the big granite ball under the Astro Orbiter.
Foxtrot Alpha Tango? Dan asks
Just play along, Zurgswife advises as she sticks a Peter Pan shaped name tag on Dan that reads Uncle Bob.
Zurgs a jerk about those military sounding letter things Foxtrot Alpha Tango F. A. T. I think it describes Zurgs head Fat. He thinks it stands for
Family Adventure Tour. Security will let that group do any silly thing they want. She tells Dan. We are about to be knee deep in rent a cops and you dont want to be answering any questions. They have seen too many episodes of NYPD blue and they all want to be Sipowicz but they have the brains of Medavoy.
So I have recently found out. Dan says. But who behind
? The doors burst open and the kids run out wildly talking about imaginary scores on the ride. Security pours in.
A Disney suit stops them and Zurg starts asking him questions before he can ask any of his own, Hey man that ride scared my kids silly! When did you ad the pyrotechnics? Way too much, we almost got hurt! The guy in the car behind us got hurt really bad. Zurg starts to raise his voice. At least we are safe over at Universal. The suit hands Zurg a stack of one-day park passes. Oh , Thanks
Zurg quiets down and the CM is glad to see him go.
Like taking candy from a baby! Zurg laughs. That should cover next spring break.
The BadShoe crew and RMD make their way from the Astro-Orbiter to Cosmic Rays Starlight Café skipping, hopping, yelling, imitating lawn sprinklers and in general making a spectacle of themselves. As planned this makes them invisible. Other guests turn their heads and avoid eye contact. More importantly the army of CMs wearing neck ties and carrying radios see the Peter Pan name tags and briskly walk past seeing them only as a Family Adventure Tour group and failing to notice that there is no CM guiding them.
After crawling through the cafeteria and sneaking up to scare Starlight Rays does the group give up the pretence of the tour. The suits passed us a while ago - what's with the crawling through the restaurant? Dan asks?
It is the kids favorite part of the tour, - got to have some fun - they cant be spy kids all the time. Zurgswife answers. Were heading over to Splash Mountain. Care to join us?
No thanks, Im going to check with M from the room at Old Key West.
Right We are at Boardwalk if you need us.
One more thing, Dan asks, How did you know Im a secret agent?
Our sources let us know someone was trying to pin a
Maniacal megalomaniac threatens global domination by controlling a particular commodity market probably involving rockets and or satellites in space rap on Zurg. We have had our eye on the fake CMs for a while and they had theirs on you. Zurgswife says. Your signature was also clue.
Fake CMs? Dan asks.
At Buzz the ones who duct taped you into the car so the saw would KILL YOU. You didnt notice the different costumes? Zurgswifes said, more as of a statement of disbelief than a question.
Well yeah they looked nice but I never thought
Men, Zurgswife interrupts, a tight bodice and your brains turn to
). Just hope I run into you during the week to k... I mean congratulate you personally for your fine literary talents (no I didn't say iliteratey!)
So let him create his maniacal stories....they are no threat here!!! (Pssst....hey Kama....how was that? Think he bought it?) AHEM....that's right....no threat here!!!
