Dan, RoutemanDan - The Case of the Tag Fairies

[vickyBaby]

I am loving this. You are great Zurg.

 

[CarolG]

This is so much fun!!

 

[glo]

OMG ROTFLMAO...so hard it hurts...MORE MORE!!!!

 

[A kid at heart]

This would make a great vidoe game too! Keep it coming, this is great!

 

[DaisyDebbie]

The Richyams part is the BEST!!!!and so true, ROTFLMBO!

 

[Jaypd]

Way to funny....And I am in it.....Do I get a hot chick at the end

 

[Bouncy]

LMAO!!!

 

[EROS]

JAY, I don't want you to wait until the end for your "hot"chick. Here's one of RMD's babes. She cooks burgers as well, has a hidden microphone in her bra, and will stick you with her fork if you get tooooooooooooooo frisky................

 

[Bennet]

Scene VIII – de la banc
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Dan and Jay walking to Jelly Rolls. In a scene right out of Cheers, everyone in the place turns and tells, “Dan!”.

Jay quips, “And all the guide books say Super Star TV is gone. I expect to see Woody and Sam at the bar.”

“Yeah but that would make you Cliff Clavin.” Responds Dan.

Jay is about to expound on a little known fact when he notices the bar keeps name is Sam and he decides that discretion is the wiser choice.

“The usual Dan.” Sam “shaken not stirred.”

“Yes and a beer for Cliffy here.” – RMD

“Hey Jay,” Sam says and gesturing down the bar, “looks like some seats open over there.”

As they head for the seats a mysterious woman hands Sam a fist full of dollars (hey no Clint references, not that the Clint genre wouldn’t make for a good parody, but this is Bond thread!). He stirs something special into Dan’s Martini and brings the drinks over.
Dan has a sip, “Excellent Sam thanks.”

Music starts. Dan turns to Jay. “We need to get a look around. Care to Dance?”

“WHAT?” blurts out Jay, Dan caught him at the wrong time, and beer foaming out him nose.

“Look at the dance floor.” Dan replies, “all same sex couples.”

“First weekend in June already?” Jay asks, adding as he gets up, “my lead on the slow songs.”

They dance around the room, checking things out cheek to cheek. Dan feels a tap on his shoulder and a distinctly feminine voice asks. “May I cut in?”

Jay starts to protest and Dan gives him a dope slap. Jay snaps out of it and checks over the interrupter. He is very please with the upgrade. A beauty. “Hello Beauty” He says thinking 'Even better than the Babe EROS posted and no fork!.'

“Hello yourself big boy.” Beauty and Jay waltz off. Jay is answering questions about his zodiac sign.

“Hello Mr. Dan.” Our hero hears whispered in he ear. A green sequined arm reaches lightly for his. “There is an opening at the Baccarat table someone there who would enjoy your company.”

Dan drinks in the long evening gown and says, “It would be a shame if we didn’t become more intimately acquainted first.”

She smiles but steers him to the card table.

“Dan, Routmandan?” ask a particularly elegant woman in white sitting at the table, “Do please join us.” She gestures to an open seat.

“And may I ask who I have the pleasure of playing with?” Dan asks.

The reply polite but definitive, “I find table talk takes away from the game, don’t you.”

Cards are played and chips exchanged with only words like Banco, Chemin de Fer and Punto spoken the Croupier. It sound so impressive but it probably means something like, have any Jacks? Go fish..

A cocktail waitress brings Dan the drink he left at the bar. He rewards her with a generous stack of chips. Naturally he is quickly collecting all on the table.

“A toast to your good fortune Mr. Dan.” The elegant woman raises her glass.

Sensing an opportunity to learn more Dan raises his glass. “and to the return of yours, Ms. what was the name again?”

Their glasses touch with a ring and as he sips she says, “I didn’t say, Mr. Dan. Goodnight.”

“Goodnight? Didn’t we do a m-m-movie togetttherrr?” Dan’s thinking is slow and his word slurred.

“..not..name ..Dan..” he hears. He is falling to the floor and he hears a commotion. He notices short hairs clinging the hem of elegant woman’s dress. Realizing his drink was stirred not shaken he begins to blackout understanding it was drugged too.

"Nyquil!" he mutters.

 

[EROS]

LOL, Bennet...............................but YAMILA did NOT take kindly to having been written out of the script. JAYPD should be sooooooooo lucky (if his DW approved ). Of course, women carrying SHARP instruments can be a litttttttttttttttttle intimidating . How's this pic??? How many of RMD's babes can climb a tree with their feet from a supine position??

 

[vickyBaby]

Poor Dan. Will he get out alive? I'll stay tuned. Same Dan time. Same Dan channel.

 

[Bennet]

Down right upright EROS.

 

[Dan RoutemanDan]

cat

 

[Bennet]

Oh and EROS nice shoes on fork woman, didn't think I would notice did ya? Does anyone in wear that combination of outfit and shoes? If so where?

 

[Bennet]

Jay starts to protest and Dan gives him a dope slap.

This dope slap dedicated to Glo.

 

[Bennet]

Okay. I cant post the next scene till I gat a new page.
I need to change the wave file.

The cheers thing was OK for the "Norm" gag but not for the next scene.

 

[Dan RoutemanDan]

Out Cold - can't Help STOP
Dreaming of a cruise STOP

 

[Bennet]

I know you are out cold Dan. I wrote the scene.
Kids are dragging us out the door to see spiderman.
Nice mothers day present huh?

Scene IX when we get back

 

[Smee]

Okay, I am really looking forward to the next scene, so I'll happily take
up some more spece here and state again that I am really enjoying this novella!
Bennet, this is very creative and generous of you to do!!!



(those bouncy guys take up more space than regular smileys!)

Keep up the excellent work!!!!

 

[Bennet]

We liked Spidy. now back to writing