Dan, RoutemanDan - The Case of the Tag Fairies

[vickyBaby]

This story is MOST excellent!!!

 

[SonjaB]

Bennet, this is definately a CLASSIC!!!

 

[CathyCanada]

Corinne?? Moi?? I am only the script editor here?!
CC

 

[DaisyDebbie]

I love Buzz Lightyear Spin Ranger! The last time I rode with my 5yo ds, he spun us the whole time. It was after the Adventurers Club meet. I had to lay down on the stone bench outside afterwards while my mom took my kids on again.

I'm sure Secret Agent RMD would be "distracted" by a tight bodice

 

[Nikole]

ROTFL Loving these Zurg! Ok now I see why Zurgswife wasn't upset at her kids being cast in the villain role

Hmmmmmmmmmmm who could it be.........

 

[zurgswife]

Wait!!!

He told me I was going to be a HEROINE

 

[DaisyDebbie]

Maybe you misunderstood and he said you are going to be ON heroin

 

[Bennet]

Scene VI: …"bedroom" scene. You know, with tarantulas...

Dan drives BMW Z8 Convertible (400-hp V-8, 6-speed transmission; 0–60 mph in 4.2 seconds. Silver over black leather is the collectible James Bond livery.) up to his room at OKW. He parks just outside his Grand Villa. Good thing it is a short walk to the villa, he had to take a monorail, a tram and a long walk from the tram to the car in the Magic Kingdom parking lot.

It must be towel day. Dan passes mousekeeping working their way towards his Grand Villa. Even the house keeping staff has pin lanyards. More Aristocats and AmEx white gloves, you can tell what pins are available cheap in the internet and are giveaways, Dan chuckles to himself, all the CM's lanyards are full of them.

The hair Dan had stretched across the door is gone. Good field craft pays off, Dan knows someone is in his room. Not able to carry the PPK in theme parks, Dan checks to see that his special big Sharpie is ready for action.

He slowly opens the door. There is a bottle of Dom in an ice bucket by the bedroom door. He smiles as he hears the shower being shut off. He slips a Do Not Disturb sign on the door to fend off the approach of housekeeping.

The mysterious Jen glides out of the bathroom.

RMD stumbles momentarily losing his secret agent cool as she steps out "dressed" in a way that even EROS wouldn't post a picture of, unless she put on some fruit.

"In the opening scene I was shaken not stirred. You still have some work to do." She smiles, "Mom's shopping."

Some time later, and if we were parodying an older, less politically correct movie, after they had a cigarette, she notices the Champagne is getting warm and suggests Dan step out for some ice.

Dan heads for the ice machine with the spring back in his step. Housekeeping is finishing the last unit. "Mind if a grab a few of these before you go?" Dan asks picking up a few towels off the cart.

The maid looks like someone out of an EROS post. She glances at the Do Not Disturb sign still on Dan's door, looks him up and down lingeringly and nods yes with a knowing smile. She adjusts a pin on her green pin lanyard just as he starts to turn way. Dan assumes the motion is to draw his attention to her striped bodice.

“You need to cool down?” she says. It was a question or was it?

“What?” he follows her eyes to the ice bucket in his hand. “Oh right, Ice.”

"That can be amusing." She points down the hall toward the Ice Machine Sign. "That one is out of order. You will have to go around the other way to the next one to get ice - sorry."

After he has turned around stepped out of sight she adds, "Beauty." speaking into the pin on her lanyard she says, "I sent him to the next building for ice."

Dan returns to the villa, "I got some fresh towels from housekeeping - good thing too. She already moved on to another building." No answer. Jen is gone. There are signs of a struggle.

A large hairy tarantula is crawling on the Champagne bottle. RMD shoots it with the Sharpie pen.

Next: Scene VII: Attack of the Clones

 

[Patrick IL.]

 

[EROS]

I was WAITING for RMD to find some loose, exotic women ..........


Here's a pic of JEN in the teddy which she inadvertently left in the bathroom

Here's a pic of the WDW maid:

TOOOOOOOOO MANY WOMEN................TOOOOOOO LITTLE TIME

 

[Bennet]

ROFLOL EROS.
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How did I know this scene would get your attention?

Now I know the real reason Richyams likes OKW so much.
It aint the parking or the rooms it is the size (or lack of size) of the maid outfits.

...oh and I don't think Jen's blond.

 

[SonjaB]

 

[DaisyDebbie]

I've stayed at OKW, never saw anything like that

 

[CarolG]

 

[Dan RoutemanDan]

Originally posted by EROS
I was WAITING for RMD to find some loose, exotic women

exotic OK STOP Jen my wife STOP Watch the loose talk STOP D, RMD

 

[Dan RoutemanDan]

M
they have jen STOP
send jpd asap STOP
zurgs ok & may help STOP

white screens them STOP
satellite involved STOP
protect alex STOP
repeat protect alex STOP

 

[Bennet]

Scene VII: Attack of the Clones

Dan is standing in the hall of the Boardwalk Villas banging on the door of the Zurg family suite.

“Come in Dan, the kids are having pizza, what is wrong? You look terrible,” Zurgswife ask letting him in the door.

RMD rushes in, “They got Jenny.” He is out of breath and sweaty but his face is dry. “..man it’s a long walk from the elevator… You have to come down to the boardwalk quick.”

“Who got who?” Zurg asks.

“They, they grabbed Jenny, the loose, exotic babe from my the suite at OKW… left a tarantula ...” Dan Gasps and looking around adds, “Man this place is small how do you all fit in here?”

The Zurgs give each other a knowing look. RMD thinks it is ‘cause of the tarantula. “You know a real big spider…”

ZZZZAPPPP. Dan falls from two stun rays.

“It was the sweaty shirt and dry face that made me suspicious. What tipped you off?” Zurg asks bending down to peal the mask of the body at his feet.

“The complaints about the standard view room and the babe's name is Jen not Jenny. - Is it who I think?”

“Yeah - Richyams, we’ll have to wait ‘till he comes around to ask a few questions.”

There is another knock on the door.

RMD steps in, dressed to kill in a white tux, “They got Jen.” He maybe pissed off but all he shows is ice cool. “Hi kids.”

“Who got who?” Zurg asks. “Nice suite got a date?”

“More like had one. They, they grabbed Jen, my wife, from our suite at OKW… even left a tarantula on the Champaign.” Dan says. “How cliché”

The Zurgs give each other a knowing look. RMD thinks it is ‘cause of the tarantula and says, “I hope EROS liked the tarantula gag.”

"No we were wonder why EROS changed the picture of the babe in the post above the maid."

Getting back to the story, Dan trips over the body on the floor. “Hello what’s this?”

“Richyams we think. He came in looking and sounding a lot like you, wanted us to go down to the boardwalk. Quick!”

Dan looks over the stunned Dis-er and says, “Sound like a trap. Looks like he wont be able to tell us much for a while.” Dan calls M to arrange for a debriefing team to pick him up.

"I found this after Jen disappeared." Dan shows them a pack of matches from JellyRolls.

“RMD and JellyRolls - Now that’s a cliché.” Zurg says.

“You don’t think it ‘just slipped out’ either huh?” DMD asks. “JayPD is meeting me here, he's my CIA liaison now. We thought you two might like to join us?”

“What a nice offer we would love to Dan,” Zurgswife says, “but we don’t have a sitter, the kids want to see Tapestry and they are too young to get into JellyRolls so unfortunately we’ll have to pass.”

JayPD arrives and trips over the sleeping body on the floor. They decide to move Rich to the sofa. Everyone is intrigued by the prospect of some sort of a trap and launch a plan to counter it.

"They won’t be expecting Jay and I, so we’ll go first.” Dan says.

The Zurgs get to the Screen Door General Store on the Boardwalk as a boat is docking. Dan is getting coffee at Boardwalk Joe's Coffee Cart. JayPD is watching the juggler.

A group of women, all in green spandex, get off the boat and as they come up the gangway, Dan sees some are trying to conceal duct tape. The plan is clear, just surround the Zurgs, tape them up and walk them off. Dan chuckles at the simple elegance of it.

His plan is even simpler.

He sets his refillable mug coffee mug down on the counter of Boardwalk Joe's and steps away. He gives Jay a nod. Just as the women approach Dan yells, “Hey the are trying to refill an All Star Music mug here!”

“And all 12 of them are staying in one Studio, with points they rented on eBay!” Jay shouts.

“I saw them saving chairs at the pool for locals friends at 8:30 this morning.” Zurg yells.

“And they were pool hopping at Storm Along Bay yesterday and the aren’t DVC members.” Zurgswife adds.

Hearing this an irate mob of DVC board Dis-ers surround the women and angrily throw the spandex clad ladies into the water.

“Enjoy the Parade.” Dan says to the Zurgs.

“And you the evening at Jelly Rolls.” Zurgswife replies.

Next. There is always a casino scene!

 

[CathyCanada]

ROFL!!!!!! I have such a visual of this......

 

[Nikole]

LMAO!!!!!! I LOVE IT!

 

[Dan RoutemanDan]

ams - richyams? this must stop STOP

white pages worse than server down STOP

lawns being disked STOP
new crop planted STOP

protect alex STOP