Dan, RoutemanDan - The Case of the Tag Fairies
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Scene IV Gratuitous Chase
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Dan, Routemandan . o O (A thousand cold pins poking in my face. I smell tequila and lime. Something strange. Must open eyes. Oh and why didn't the Cheers music work last scene?)
Dan Jays voice. Dan they spiked your drink with WDW water - Dan wake up
Pour another bucket of margaritas on his face.
Will that help?
No but it is fun.
Good enough for me.
Splash, Dan feels more cold. He sits up opening his eyes. He sees Jay and some guy he remembers from Disney Quest; what was his name? Something spacey, 2001HAL no. Buzz a Space Oddity no.
Dan good you are awake. It was Jay, someone familiar was next to him. This is Mario aka Buzz2001. He works for me. Been keeping an eye on you. They tried to grab you. Mario broke in to the Baccarat room just as they were about to duct tape you up. I was I was .. Well I was right here as soon as I hear the commotion. Other than that I have a right to remain silent.
Dan recalled who cut in on the dance floor. (for those who dont EROS will be providing visual aid)
Jay continues, They just left. We poured a bucket of margaritas on you to to... to wake you up..
How long ago? Dan is on his feet.
About minute two.
Lets go this thread needs a chase scene! Dan said, up and running for the door.
Dan exits Jelly Rolls looks right and sees nothing unusual on the Boardwalk. He turns the corner to the left. Atlantic Dance is empty, but isnt it always?
Dan sees a gang of green crossing the bridge to the Swan hobbling along in high heals. They were not thinking about walking, let alone running, on those shoes when they putm on - Bennet would love this, RMD thinks.
They have a big lead on Dan. He starts to run and hears bells. Clang, CLANG! CLANG!!. One of the damn surrey bikes is bearing down on him, the tourist family on board is too exhausted from the climb up the bridge to control it coming down. Dan jumps aboard and commandeers the bike. Dan and Mario join him. They start to pedal. It looks a lot easier on the flat. Going up the hill is tough and Dan and the boys start to appreciate the way the tourists felt.
By the time they reach the top the pack of green has loaded on to the MGM boat and is pulling out. The Epcot boat is empty except for an old woman boarding in a wheel chair holding what looks like a plush toy tabby cat. Breathless the speedboat from the Yacht Club roars up and the toy cat is dropped from her masters arms.
Dan climbs the rail of the bridge but it is to late, the Friendship to MGM has just slid under the bridge. Jay has disappeared. Dan is ticked off yells at Mario to head to the World Showcase and contact M and then jumps off the bridge.
He lands on Breathless interrupting a private cruise. Dan takes the controls and takes off after the escaping Friendship. Think Live and Let Die but with the real Paul McCartney not the fake Paul / Kev / M / Klombar singing, of course we have a fake Bond so what can you do?
The Friendship docks. The crowd heads for MGM. Dan runs Breathless aground in a spectacular stunt-show kind of a way with a token large explosion. He jumps out. Jay is there.
You couldnt just dock? You just wrecked a classic antique boat! Jay yells. (Jay it seams likes old boats.)
This is Disney. It is a reproduction. Dan replies and asks Jay. How did you get here so fast?
I walked over from Boardwalk. Walking is always faster dont you read any other board on the Dis than the CB?
Changing the subject Dan asks, Which way did they go?
Rock n Rollercoaster Jay answers, Here I have Fast Passes there and at the Tower.
How did you get them? Dan looks at Jay with newfound respect. We havent even gone into the park yet!
All I will say is Im a NYPD cop and we have a certain caché theses days.
Cliché?
No caché. But that and the Baccarat stuff is enough of snooty European talk let get back to the chasé.
They enter MGM. As they approach the intersections of Hollywood and Sunset Boulevards, I must digress.
This is hallowed ground. When you are here, stop, look around and marvel at the wonders that surround you. Look down, lower, at peoples feet.
It is here at this intersection that BadShoe began. Here where I first asked my lovely, charming and female (and therefore, in my opinion, a speaker for all womankind) wife, How the hell does she walk in those things?
Where she disappeared into the crowd and came back a few minutes later out of film.
Sniff, sniff. I am so touched by it. (No! Not toched in the head, you jerk. Touched as in emotionally moved.)
I think there should be a monument, a sign or something.
Hippiechick over hears Zurg reading this and adds, That was a touching speech Dad, but very, very, very strange!
Dan and Jay pause at the intersection and bow their heads in respect for the aforementioned hallowed ground. Then dash toward RnR. They almost catché the green babe gang, remember the green babe gang? This is a scene about chasing the green babe gang (GBG).
Dan and Jay are just a few people behind the GBG. If we could just cut through this line.. Dan says.
Are you nuts, You maybe a big shot international spy and I may have connections at NYPD Blue but those are minimum wage Disney College Interns. Dan says pointing at the ride loading team. They can bounce us out of here so hard and so fast the only green we will see is the Brazilian tour groups that get busted with us.
You are right, of coursé.
Jay and Dan load into the last seats in the Limo. The spandex clad GBG are up front laughing and taunting Dan & Jay. They all listen to the LA traffic report. Areosmith blasts in their ears. Tires squeal. The rest of the limo takes off into the first invert but Dan and Jays car is left behind, then suddenly it takes off but instead of climbing the loop it is switched off into a maintenance track. A dead end. It looks a lot like the crash test at test track but it isnt going to open. Steven Tyler is singing, ..Going down.
The sound track is interrupted by a voice over the sound system. Your love will get the same in an elevator. All the bandwidth will be mine. Goodbye Mr. Dan.
Instinctively his foot jabs where the break peddle is on his BMW Z8 Convertible 400-hp V-8, 6-speed transmission; 060 mph in 4.2 seconds. Silver over black leather is the collectible James Bond livery. (We take product placement seriously but the BMW is about as close to the driveway as the $1,000 Brisully misses the DIS giving everyone's bank account and we are planning to use for the insurance payment on the Bimmer)
The noise of the crash is deafening.
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Dan, Routemandan . o O (A thousand cold pins poking in my face. I smell tequila and lime. Something strange. Must open eyes. Oh and why didn't the Cheers music work last scene?)
Dan Jays voice. Dan they spiked your drink with WDW water - Dan wake up
Pour another bucket of margaritas on his face.
Will that help?
No but it is fun.
Good enough for me.
Splash, Dan feels more cold. He sits up opening his eyes. He sees Jay and some guy he remembers from Disney Quest; what was his name? Something spacey, 2001HAL no. Buzz a Space Oddity no.
Dan good you are awake. It was Jay, someone familiar was next to him. This is Mario aka Buzz2001. He works for me. Been keeping an eye on you. They tried to grab you. Mario broke in to the Baccarat room just as they were about to duct tape you up. I was I was .. Well I was right here as soon as I hear the commotion. Other than that I have a right to remain silent.
Dan recalled who cut in on the dance floor. (for those who dont EROS will be providing visual aid)
Jay continues, They just left. We poured a bucket of margaritas on you to to... to wake you up..
How long ago? Dan is on his feet.
About minute two.
Lets go this thread needs a chase scene! Dan said, up and running for the door.
Dan exits Jelly Rolls looks right and sees nothing unusual on the Boardwalk. He turns the corner to the left. Atlantic Dance is empty, but isnt it always?
Dan sees a gang of green crossing the bridge to the Swan hobbling along in high heals. They were not thinking about walking, let alone running, on those shoes when they putm on - Bennet would love this, RMD thinks.
They have a big lead on Dan. He starts to run and hears bells. Clang, CLANG! CLANG!!. One of the damn surrey bikes is bearing down on him, the tourist family on board is too exhausted from the climb up the bridge to control it coming down. Dan jumps aboard and commandeers the bike. Dan and Mario join him. They start to pedal. It looks a lot easier on the flat. Going up the hill is tough and Dan and the boys start to appreciate the way the tourists felt.
By the time they reach the top the pack of green has loaded on to the MGM boat and is pulling out. The Epcot boat is empty except for an old woman boarding in a wheel chair holding what looks like a plush toy tabby cat. Breathless the speedboat from the Yacht Club roars up and the toy cat is dropped from her masters arms.
Dan climbs the rail of the bridge but it is to late, the Friendship to MGM has just slid under the bridge. Jay has disappeared. Dan is ticked off yells at Mario to head to the World Showcase and contact M and then jumps off the bridge.
He lands on Breathless interrupting a private cruise. Dan takes the controls and takes off after the escaping Friendship. Think Live and Let Die but with the real Paul McCartney not the fake Paul / Kev / M / Klombar singing, of course we have a fake Bond so what can you do?
The Friendship docks. The crowd heads for MGM. Dan runs Breathless aground in a spectacular stunt-show kind of a way with a token large explosion. He jumps out. Jay is there.
You couldnt just dock? You just wrecked a classic antique boat! Jay yells. (Jay it seams likes old boats.)
This is Disney. It is a reproduction. Dan replies and asks Jay. How did you get here so fast?
I walked over from Boardwalk. Walking is always faster dont you read any other board on the Dis than the CB?
Changing the subject Dan asks, Which way did they go?
Rock n Rollercoaster Jay answers, Here I have Fast Passes there and at the Tower.
How did you get them? Dan looks at Jay with newfound respect. We havent even gone into the park yet!
All I will say is Im a NYPD cop and we have a certain caché theses days.
Cliché?
No caché. But that and the Baccarat stuff is enough of snooty European talk let get back to the chasé.
They enter MGM. As they approach the intersections of Hollywood and Sunset Boulevards, I must digress.
This is hallowed ground. When you are here, stop, look around and marvel at the wonders that surround you. Look down, lower, at peoples feet.
It is here at this intersection that BadShoe began. Here where I first asked my lovely, charming and female (and therefore, in my opinion, a speaker for all womankind) wife, How the hell does she walk in those things?
Where she disappeared into the crowd and came back a few minutes later out of film.
Sniff, sniff. I am so touched by it. (No! Not toched in the head, you jerk. Touched as in emotionally moved.)
I think there should be a monument, a sign or something.
Hippiechick over hears Zurg reading this and adds, That was a touching speech Dad, but very, very, very strange!
Dan and Jay pause at the intersection and bow their heads in respect for the aforementioned hallowed ground. Then dash toward RnR. They almost catché the green babe gang, remember the green babe gang? This is a scene about chasing the green babe gang (GBG).
Dan and Jay are just a few people behind the GBG. If we could just cut through this line.. Dan says.
Are you nuts, You maybe a big shot international spy and I may have connections at NYPD Blue but those are minimum wage Disney College Interns. Dan says pointing at the ride loading team. They can bounce us out of here so hard and so fast the only green we will see is the Brazilian tour groups that get busted with us.
You are right, of coursé.
Jay and Dan load into the last seats in the Limo. The spandex clad GBG are up front laughing and taunting Dan & Jay. They all listen to the LA traffic report. Areosmith blasts in their ears. Tires squeal. The rest of the limo takes off into the first invert but Dan and Jays car is left behind, then suddenly it takes off but instead of climbing the loop it is switched off into a maintenance track. A dead end. It looks a lot like the crash test at test track but it isnt going to open. Steven Tyler is singing, ..Going down.
The sound track is interrupted by a voice over the sound system. Your love will get the same in an elevator. All the bandwidth will be mine. Goodbye Mr. Dan.
Instinctively his foot jabs where the break peddle is on his BMW Z8 Convertible 400-hp V-8, 6-speed transmission; 060 mph in 4.2 seconds. Silver over black leather is the collectible James Bond livery. (We take product placement seriously but the BMW is about as close to the driveway as the $1,000 Brisully misses the DIS giving everyone's bank account and we are planning to use for the insurance payment on the Bimmer)
The noise of the crash is deafening.
DaisyDebbie
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Damn Dan, I didn't get to ride in Breathless yet! 
Dan,Jay and Mario, now there is some trio
Dan,Jay and Mario, now there is some trio
Realgrumpy
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Too funny!
A kid at heart
<font color=CC00FF>Doesn't expecting the unexpecte
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This is greaT!
Bennet
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Did I mention a maniacal megalomaniac threatens global domination by controlling a particular commodity market probably involving rockets and or satellites in space?
More importantly, what is a Bond flick without blowing up some stuff?
CathyCanada
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Corinne, you are soooo right!!! 
Lovin' it Bennet, but beware, the "Man" comes home tomorrow....
CC
Lovin' it Bennet, but beware, the "Man" comes home tomorrow.... CC
Bennet
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Scene IX.2 More Chase.
There was no break pedal under Dans foot. The car crumpled into the wall. Strangely Dan seemed to be viewing it from above as if some greater hand had chosen to pull him out to let him see his demise. The was a bright light as if at the end of a tunnel. The crash site seemed to shrink before him. He looked around and saw Jay still sitting in his ride seat floating nest to him, joy and peace seemed to be written on his face. He was Floating!
(Ok that should have gotten rid of EROS)
They were not dead! Ejector seats! Dan wondered if Jay would need new shorts too.
Q must have known by the Fast Pass that they were riding RnR. But he GBG also knew but how? More pressing was that the GBG were getting away. Dan and Jay settled to the ground.
Jay was a little shaken but stirred up. Man that is a cool ride! When did they add that effect? Lets go again!
Jay we were almost killed by the GBG. Dan pointed out.
That wasnt part of the ride?
No! Dan.
Oh. Too bad it was way cool! What is that smell? Jay.
Lets get over to the ride unloading gift shop. The GBG may still be on the ride. Dan changes the subject but adds, I need to pick up some Rock n Rollercoaster shorts at the gift shop for a friend.
Yeah, Right!
The two spied worked their way to the ride picture screens at the unloading zone. Dan watched the crowd. Jay started chatting with the CM attending the screens. Dan didnt see any green. Jay came over with a pair of picture tickets.
Come on Dan I think I have something. Jay says.
Huh?
Just come on. Jay says leading the way to the picture printing counter.
Ill have two copies each of both of these - 8x10s. Jay says to the CM handing over the picture numbers, and adds to Dan, Grab a package of shorts and give him your room card Dan.
Dan quietly complies and they walk out heading to the rest rooms by between Rock n Rollercoaster and Tower of Terror so Dan can freshen up. When Dan comes out Jay is looking at a picture of their car crashing into the wall just as Dan and Jay are being ejected.
That is what you bought, souvenir pictures?
Cool isnt it Dan, I got you a copy too. Check it out! You can even see the stain forming on your pants!
Hurrump.
Oh heres the other one. Jay hands Dan a picture of the GBG riding with Jen, bound in Duct Taped, with them.
Just before the crash someone said something about an elevator. Dan recalled.
Jay looked at Dan and politely pointed out that he had had enough thrill rides for the day. He gave Dan a Fast Pass ticket for Tower of Terror.
Ill wait at the exit for you. Jay called as Dan headed into TOT adding after Dan was out of ear shot, and if you live . Ill have fresh shorts for you.
Dan was the last one loaded into the elevator.
There was green all around him.
There was no break pedal under Dans foot. The car crumpled into the wall. Strangely Dan seemed to be viewing it from above as if some greater hand had chosen to pull him out to let him see his demise. The was a bright light as if at the end of a tunnel. The crash site seemed to shrink before him. He looked around and saw Jay still sitting in his ride seat floating nest to him, joy and peace seemed to be written on his face. He was Floating!
(Ok that should have gotten rid of EROS)
They were not dead! Ejector seats! Dan wondered if Jay would need new shorts too.
Q must have known by the Fast Pass that they were riding RnR. But he GBG also knew but how? More pressing was that the GBG were getting away. Dan and Jay settled to the ground.
Jay was a little shaken but stirred up. Man that is a cool ride! When did they add that effect? Lets go again!
Jay we were almost killed by the GBG. Dan pointed out.
That wasnt part of the ride?
No! Dan.
Oh. Too bad it was way cool! What is that smell? Jay.
Lets get over to the ride unloading gift shop. The GBG may still be on the ride. Dan changes the subject but adds, I need to pick up some Rock n Rollercoaster shorts at the gift shop for a friend.
Yeah, Right!
The two spied worked their way to the ride picture screens at the unloading zone. Dan watched the crowd. Jay started chatting with the CM attending the screens. Dan didnt see any green. Jay came over with a pair of picture tickets.
Come on Dan I think I have something. Jay says.
Huh?
Just come on. Jay says leading the way to the picture printing counter.
Ill have two copies each of both of these - 8x10s. Jay says to the CM handing over the picture numbers, and adds to Dan, Grab a package of shorts and give him your room card Dan.
Dan quietly complies and they walk out heading to the rest rooms by between Rock n Rollercoaster and Tower of Terror so Dan can freshen up. When Dan comes out Jay is looking at a picture of their car crashing into the wall just as Dan and Jay are being ejected.
That is what you bought, souvenir pictures?
Cool isnt it Dan, I got you a copy too. Check it out! You can even see the stain forming on your pants!
Hurrump.
Oh heres the other one. Jay hands Dan a picture of the GBG riding with Jen, bound in Duct Taped, with them.
Just before the crash someone said something about an elevator. Dan recalled.
Jay looked at Dan and politely pointed out that he had had enough thrill rides for the day. He gave Dan a Fast Pass ticket for Tower of Terror.
Ill wait at the exit for you. Jay called as Dan headed into TOT adding after Dan was out of ear shot, and if you live . Ill have fresh shorts for you.
Dan was the last one loaded into the elevator.
There was green all around him.
DaisyDebbie
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*gives Bennet a standing ovation
I'm laughing so hard I can barely type Excellent!!
I'm laughing so hard I can barely type
Excellent!!
Realgrumpy
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