Crime Blotter: Was this the work of a DIS'er with a fetish??

[Deb in IA]

Unmentionable Crime

S A N F O R D, Fla. — It was the mother of all panty raids.

A virtual mountain of erotic clothing was discovered missing last Friday from the Sweet Undies booth at Flea World, a bargain flea market outside Orlando, Fla.

The thieves made off with 800 pairs of panties, G-strings and thongs; some 400 bras, including dozens of size DDs and DDDs; and more than 100 girdles, in various colors.

They also took underwear with battery-powered lights, handcuffs, whips, and "women's custom/costume undergarments," said Seminole County Sheriff's Department spokesman Steve Olson.

"I read it over the first time and I couldn't believe it," said Olson. "It was very unusual."

Sweet Undies owner Marie Abascal told police the total value was nearly $13,000. The thieves apparently crawled under a tarp covering the merchandise sometime in the past few days when the flea market was closed.

"I don't know why they took it," Abascal told the Orlando Sentinel. "If they're destitute for money, they'll sell anything."

She added that because the items had not been insured, the theft could drive her out of business.






(now, why did I think of EROS when I read this?)

 

[browneyes]

Originally posted by Deb in IA
(now, why did I think of EROS when I read this?)

LOL! From the title alone, I thought of EROS.

 

[mhopset]

I know EROS did this, I think Jason Lyons may have helped him, and I wouldn't be surprised if SHEP wasn't in on it. Especially after the problems he was having yesterday.

 

[JasonLyons]

EROS, EROS, EROS, me and you buddy better hurry and get off to that island

 

[browneyes]

Originally posted by JasonLyons
EROS, EROS, EROS, me and you buddy better hurry and get off to that island

Why, did you hear I found the location of that island? My cameras are ready to take lots of pics.

Mhopset, don't go discounting yourself there. I'm sure you were in on it too (your dw making you eat all that non-junk food probably threw you over the brink).

 

[TigH]

IT WASN'T ME!!!

I haven't been to Flea World in over a year (at least). The Daytona Beach Flea Market is much nicer (although I haven't checked out their lingerie section yet...)

 

[JohnTBap]

So, it's like this, is it? You can go to FL to steal undies but you can't make it to DISCON, EROS? Nice.

 

[EROS]

Hey, Hey, Hey..........only on the DIS is one GUILTY until proven INNOCENT. I actually think that the DIS RIGHTEOUS staged this heist to blame it upon myself, Jason, and SHEP . Of course, an alternative explanation is that the RIGHTEOUS are much more KINKY than I had supposed