Crazy questions of the day.........

[kaylajr]

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white???


and one more


Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on


and Last one ...........


Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

Just some stuff to ponder today............

 

[ddavis860]

Ok, I have one...

Why do you drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?

 

[kaylajr]

and another one

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 

[kaylajr]

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?

 

[ddavis860]

and another one

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 

[PoohBearLovinMama]

Oh Oh I've got some!

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

 

[PrincessNancy96]

If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

That does make you wonder!!! good one..
Darn it.. my smilies aren't working... geesh.. when you want one you can't have one...

 

[StitchIsARedSoxFan]

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?

Why is it when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but when you transports something by ship it's called cargo?

 

[PrincessNancy96]

Why is it when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but when you transports something by ship it's called cargo?

Good one!! I hadn't thought about that one...

 

[PrincessNancy96]

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

and my dd's all time favorite..

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

 

[StitchIsARedSoxFan]

OMgosh!!!!!!!!!

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

How about why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

 

[Samantha]

OMgosh!!!!!!!!!



How about why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

Omg! Seriously? I have never noticed before!!

Great laughs this afternoon!! These are great!!

 

[StitchIsARedSoxFan]

Got another one: Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

I guess I am just full of it today....just ask my DW
she may question the "today" part of it

 

[lewdyan1]

OMG...we have a screwed up language. These are so funny!

 

[PrincessNancy96]

OMgosh!!!!!!!!!



How about why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

I hadn't noticed those signs..but I will definitely look the next time I go through!

 

[PrincessNancy96]

Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?

Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?

 

[StitchIsARedSoxFan]

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

 

[Talking Hands]

Why is it when you go to a restaurant the waitress hands a braille menu to a deaf person? Had it happen several times when I was out with friends.