We were seated with a family of 4, Mom and Dad and DD & DS. It all started for us on night #2, Dad had obviously been having a few beers around the pool and was a little sloshed. I can handle people that drink, doesn't bother me, and it was fine until he lifted his cheek (not the one on his face) to fart. The stench was horrendous and I must have dry retched a couple of times. Then he stands up and declares he has to go and proceeds to leave the dining room and has a patch of brown on the back of his bermuda's. I look at my DH and am a bit like WHAT?? Mom hardly reacts and keeps carrying on conversation like nothing is going on. Then their DS starts "I gone potty", he's already done it so Mom lifts him out of his chair and smells his butt, then pulls back the back of his diaper and has a look. My dinner ain't smelling so good now. Then their DD wants in on the action, she starts getting up off her chair and wants to stand on the table, Mom keeps yanking her down then yells "For the love of God Almighty, sit in your chair before I tie you there!" My DH is laughing behind his hand, people are looking around at our table and Mom opens up her purse and pops a couple of pills washed down with a glass of wine (she didn't even come up for air). All the while the DH hasn't returned and Mom is getting a little weary, her eyes are glazing over. She gets really relaxed and the DD starts running around the table, around, and around and around. "Hannah, can you sit down for Mommy, thats it, be a good girl" Then Mom almost asleep and DH returns with wet hair and fresh bermuda's and she's doing the head drop where you can't control it any more. Dessert has been served and we're about to walk out of the room and we hear 'No Maam, you can't do that here", we stop and look and she's trying to change the DS's diaper while laying him on our dining chairs. We never ate with them again, room service from there on in...