Craziest table mates you have had.

I've never heard the term, "Jesus bullies".

You are exposed to someone praying and it offends you? It constitutes bullying behavior to you? You could do a lot worse than be in the presence of someone praying. You think someone should ask you if they can pray in your presence? It doesn't involve you nor does ask anything of you. You could choose to ignore it.

I'm curious, are you offended by a person's religious garb? Should people ask you if their hijab offends you before wearing it? Are they religious bullies too?

Face it. You are going to be exposed to religion in all walks of life. You'll be offended quite a lot if you choose to be.

In this day and age of tolerance being promoted by all, it sure is funny what is tolerated and what isn't.

Amen.

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Anyway ... we were not seated with these people, but next to them: they brought their stuffed bear to dinner (huge stuffed bear) and had a place setting for the bear. And a dinner plate ordered for the bear. And once sent back the dinner because bear didn't like it. Bring your bear to dinner, fine. But why waste food ... on a stuffed bear? They would cut the food for the bear and everything.

I certainly hope they at least had the good judgment to order salmon for the bear. Or is it picnic baskets? I'm sure one of those represents a bear's natural diet.....
 

We were seated with a family of 4, Mom and Dad and DD & DS.

It all started for us on night #2, Dad had obviously been having a few beers around the pool and was a little sloshed.

I can handle people that drink, doesn't bother me, and it was fine until he lifted his cheek (not the one on his face) to fart.
The stench was horrendous and I must have dry retched a couple of times.
Then he stands up and declares he has to go and proceeds to leave the dining room and has a patch of brown on the back of his bermuda's.
I look at my DH and am a bit like WHAT??

Mom hardly reacts and keeps carrying on conversation like nothing is going on.
Then their DS starts "I gone potty", he's already done it so Mom lifts him out of his chair and smells his butt, then pulls back the back of his diaper and has a look.

My dinner ain't smelling so good now.

Then their DD wants in on the action, she starts getting up off her chair and wants to stand on the table, Mom keeps yanking her down then yells "For the love of God Almighty, sit in your chair before I tie you there!"

My DH is laughing behind his hand, people are looking around at our table and Mom opens up her purse and pops a couple of pills washed down with a glass of wine (she didn't even come up for air).

All the while the DH hasn't returned and Mom is getting a little weary, her eyes are glazing over.
She gets really relaxed and the DD starts running around the table, around, and around and around.
"Hannah, can you sit down for Mommy, thats it, be a good girl"
Then Mom almost asleep and DH returns with wet hair and fresh bermuda's and she's doing the head drop where you can't control it any more.

Dessert has been served and we're about to walk out of the room and we hear 'No Maam, you can't do that here", we stop and look and she's trying to change the DS's diaper while laying him on our dining chairs.

We never ate with them again, room service from there on in...
 
We were seated with a family of 4, Mom and Dad and DD & DS. It all started for us on night #2, Dad had obviously been having a few beers around the pool and was a little sloshed. I can handle people that drink, doesn't bother me, and it was fine until he lifted his cheek (not the one on his face) to fart. The stench was horrendous and I must have dry retched a couple of times. Then he stands up and declares he has to go and proceeds to leave the dining room and has a patch of brown on the back of his bermuda's. I look at my DH and am a bit like WHAT?? Mom hardly reacts and keeps carrying on conversation like nothing is going on. Then their DS starts "I gone potty", he's already done it so Mom lifts him out of his chair and smells his butt, then pulls back the back of his diaper and has a look. My dinner ain't smelling so good now. Then their DD wants in on the action, she starts getting up off her chair and wants to stand on the table, Mom keeps yanking her down then yells "For the love of God Almighty, sit in your chair before I tie you there!" My DH is laughing behind his hand, people are looking around at our table and Mom opens up her purse and pops a couple of pills washed down with a glass of wine (she didn't even come up for air). All the while the DH hasn't returned and Mom is getting a little weary, her eyes are glazing over. She gets really relaxed and the DD starts running around the table, around, and around and around. "Hannah, can you sit down for Mommy, thats it, be a good girl" Then Mom almost asleep and DH returns with wet hair and fresh bermuda's and she's doing the head drop where you can't control it any more. Dessert has been served and we're about to walk out of the room and we hear 'No Maam, you can't do that here", we stop and look and she's trying to change the DS's diaper while laying him on our dining chairs. We never ate with them again, room service from there on in...

I'd this April Fool's?

This is bad. Really bad.
 
We were seated with a family of 4, Mom and Dad and DD & DS.

It all started for us on night #2, Dad had obviously been having a few beers around the pool and was a little sloshed.

I can handle people that drink, doesn't bother me, and it was fine until he lifted his cheek (not the one on his face) to fart.
The stench was horrendous and I must have dry retched a couple of times.
Then he stands up and declares he has to go and proceeds to leave the dining room and has a patch of brown on the back of his bermuda's.
I look at my DH and am a bit like WHAT??

Mom hardly reacts and keeps carrying on conversation like nothing is going on.
Then their DS starts "I gone potty", he's already done it so Mom lifts him out of his chair and smells his butt, then pulls back the back of his diaper and has a look.

My dinner ain't smelling so good now.

Then their DD wants in on the action, she starts getting up off her chair and wants to stand on the table, Mom keeps yanking her down then yells "For the love of God Almighty, sit in your chair before I tie you there!"

My DH is laughing behind his hand, people are looking around at our table and Mom opens up her purse and pops a couple of pills washed down with a glass of wine (she didn't even come up for air).

All the while the DH hasn't returned and Mom is getting a little weary, her eyes are glazing over.
She gets really relaxed and the DD starts running around the table, around, and around and around.
"Hannah, can you sit down for Mommy, thats it, be a good girl"
Then Mom almost asleep and DH returns with wet hair and fresh bermuda's and she's doing the head drop where you can't control it any more.

Dessert has been served and we're about to walk out of the room and we hear 'No Maam, you can't do that here", we stop and look and she's trying to change the DS's diaper while laying him on our dining chairs.

We never ate with them again, room service from there on in...

I'd this April Fool's?

This is bad. Really bad.



I was waiting for the line that a TV crew came out and said it was all a big nasty set up, but clearly it was beyond a cruel set up and real life.
 
On our first cruise, dd and I were seated at an 8 top. A family of four comes in about 20 min late and sort of sits at the other end of the table. I say sort of because their young son (maybe 4 or 5) sat and started eating sugar packs while the rest of the family stood looking flustered. Our servers tried to help them and figure out where they were supposed to be (because they didn't think it was with us) but the family didn't speak any English. Finally, they left (almost forgetting their sugar eating son) but I don't know where they went - we never saw them again. Second night - no one showed so we were at an 8 sweater by ourselves. The last night, a mother and daughter ( about the same age as my dd9) showed up and complained about how slow every thing was and how glad they were that they did not eat at the MDRs all week. They were rude to our servers because our servers we're waiting until my dd and I had finished our meals before taking the dessert order and the mother found that unacceptable. We were so relieved when they left so we could enjoy our dessert in peace! Our asst server apologized for their behavior. This was also the mom that told me she let her 9 year old roam the ship and swim while she was getting spa treatments. After seeing those pools, I can't imagine being comfortable with a kid in them all alone, even if they were an Olympic swimmer!
 
We were seated with a family of 4, Mom and Dad and DD & DS. It all started for us on night #2, Dad had obviously been having a few beers around the pool and was a little sloshed. I can handle people that drink, doesn't bother me, and it was fine until he lifted his cheek (not the one on his face) to fart. The stench was horrendous and I must have dry retched a couple of times. Then he stands up and declares he has to go and proceeds to leave the dining room and has a patch of brown on the back of his bermuda's. I look at my DH and am a bit like WHAT?? Mom hardly reacts and keeps carrying on conversation like nothing is going on. Then their DS starts "I gone potty", he's already done it so Mom lifts him out of his chair and smells his butt, then pulls back the back of his diaper and has a look. My dinner ain't smelling so good now. Then their DD wants in on the action, she starts getting up off her chair and wants to stand on the table, Mom keeps yanking her down then yells "For the love of God Almighty, sit in your chair before I tie you there!" My DH is laughing behind his hand, people are looking around at our table and Mom opens up her purse and pops a couple of pills washed down with a glass of wine (she didn't even come up for air). All the while the DH hasn't returned and Mom is getting a little weary, her eyes are glazing over. She gets really relaxed and the DD starts running around the table, around, and around and around. "Hannah, can you sit down for Mommy, thats it, be a good girl" Then Mom almost asleep and DH returns with wet hair and fresh bermuda's and she's doing the head drop where you can't control it any more. Dessert has been served and we're about to walk out of the room and we hear 'No Maam, you can't do that here", we stop and look and she's trying to change the DS's diaper while laying him on our dining chairs. We never ate with them again, room service from there on in...


oh my God..
 
For the prayers and blessers then: what do you expect of your tablemates when you say your peace when the food comes? Are they to stop what they're doing, not eat, and be quiet? Or can they carry as they normally would? Curious. Anyway ... we were not seated with these people, but next to them: they brought their stuffed bear to dinner (huge stuffed bear) and had a place setting for the bear. And a dinner plate ordered for the bear. And once sent back the dinner because bear didn't like it. Bring your bear to dinner, fine. But why waste food ... on a stuffed bear? They would cut the food for the bear and everything.

oh that is just ridiculous. surely Disney has to draw the line somewhere. What a waste of food!
 
We were seated with a family of 4, Mom and Dad and DD & DS.

It all started for us on night #2, Dad had obviously been having a few beers around the pool and was a little sloshed.

I can handle people that drink, doesn't bother me, and it was fine until he lifted his cheek (not the one on his face) to fart.
The stench was horrendous and I must have dry retched a couple of times.
Then he stands up and declares he has to go and proceeds to leave the dining room and has a patch of brown on the back of his bermuda's.
I look at my DH and am a bit like WHAT??

Mom hardly reacts and keeps carrying on conversation like nothing is going on.
Then their DS starts "I gone potty", he's already done it so Mom lifts him out of his chair and smells his butt, then pulls back the back of his diaper and has a look.

My dinner ain't smelling so good now.

Then their DD wants in on the action, she starts getting up off her chair and wants to stand on the table, Mom keeps yanking her down then yells "For the love of God Almighty, sit in your chair before I tie you there!"

My DH is laughing behind his hand, people are looking around at our table and Mom opens up her purse and pops a couple of pills washed down with a glass of wine (she didn't even come up for air).

All the while the DH hasn't returned and Mom is getting a little weary, her eyes are glazing over.
She gets really relaxed and the DD starts running around the table, around, and around and around.
"Hannah, can you sit down for Mommy, thats it, be a good girl"
Then Mom almost asleep and DH returns with wet hair and fresh bermuda's and she's doing the head drop where you can't control it any more.

Dessert has been served and we're about to walk out of the room and we hear 'No Maam, you can't do that here", we stop and look and she's trying to change the DS's diaper while laying him on our dining chairs.

We never ate with them again, room service from there on in...

Google Shaqface.

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Are all of these crazy stories taking place on Disney cruises???

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We were seated with a family of 4, Mom and Dad and DD & DS.

It all started for us on night #2, Dad had obviously been having a few beers around the pool and was a little sloshed.

I can handle people that drink, doesn't bother me, and it was fine until he lifted his cheek (not the one on his face) to fart.
The stench was horrendous and I must have dry retched a couple of times.
Then he stands up and declares he has to go and proceeds to leave the dining room and has a patch of brown on the back of his bermuda's.
I look at my DH and am a bit like WHAT??

Mom hardly reacts and keeps carrying on conversation like nothing is going on.
Then their DS starts "I gone potty", he's already done it so Mom lifts him out of his chair and smells his butt, then pulls back the back of his diaper and has a look.

My dinner ain't smelling so good now.

Then their DD wants in on the action, she starts getting up off her chair and wants to stand on the table, Mom keeps yanking her down then yells "For the love of God Almighty, sit in your chair before I tie you there!"

My DH is laughing behind his hand, people are looking around at our table and Mom opens up her purse and pops a couple of pills washed down with a glass of wine (she didn't even come up for air).

All the while the DH hasn't returned and Mom is getting a little weary, her eyes are glazing over.
She gets really relaxed and the DD starts running around the table, around, and around and around.
"Hannah, can you sit down for Mommy, thats it, be a good girl"
Then Mom almost asleep and DH returns with wet hair and fresh bermuda's and she's doing the head drop where you can't control it any more.

Dessert has been served and we're about to walk out of the room and we hear 'No Maam, you can't do that here", we stop and look and she's trying to change the DS's diaper while laying him on our dining chairs.

We never ate with them again, room service from there on in...

OK, you win the worst table mates ever! Definitely would have asked for a different table or the other seating time.
 
I'm going with pooping your pants at dinner with a fair amount of indiscretion is worse, but that's just me! :crazy2:


Ooooooh yeh, we have a winner!!!!

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I'm going with pooping your pants at dinner with a fair amount of indiscretion is worse, but that's just me! :crazy2:
I agree - IF it actually happened - but considering someone either joined the Dis or created a new Dis identity to make that their first (and so far only) post, I have doubts about that one. Another clue is that they confined themselves to the limited room service for dinners for the rest of the cruise instead of simply requesting to be moved to another table or rotation. Unreal. I'm thinking this story is quite likely a fabrication. :stir:
 
I agree - IF it actually happened - but considering someone either joined the Dis or created a new Dis identity to make that their first (and so far only) post, I have doubts about that one. Another clue is that they confined themselves to the limited room service for dinners for the rest of the cruise instead of simply requesting to be moved to another table or rotation. Unreal. I'm thinking this story is quite likely a fabrication. :stir:


i thought so too. had same doubts about the realborn babies until someone posted a youtube vid.. and then my jaw dropped.
a youtube vid with poopy pants drunken dad would add veracity to the story.:rotfl:
 

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