Conveyor Belt of Love

[briannesmom]

Seriously? What the heck is this?

 

[themilesfamily]

I think I'd like to meet a man that way. Just load a few on the conveyor belt, send 'em down, I'll pick one and take him home. No fuss, no muss.

Kind of like picking out a dining room table.

 

[kangareaux]

Watching now. HILARIOUS! I was thinking oh great...shallow girls picking eye candy. Well, so far, they've passed on quite a bit of eye candy and have picked some *not hollywood type* men.

Going to watch to see how it turns out....

 

[solotraveler]

I'm sorry... I watch a lot of really bad reality TV... and this was truly bad but HYSTERICAL!

That Keiko really needs her own show....

 

[Pakey]

Last year ABC had a couple of doozies come on after the Bachelor (True Beauty and Dating in the Dark). It appears that the network doesn't think the demographic IQ of their Monday night viewers has increased any for this season.

 

[ckay87]

I caught a bit of this (PURELY by accident!) last night. Didn't pick up much because I was on the FLOOR laughing! I can't even think about it, it's so stupid it's hilarious.

I'm going to put it one notch ABOVE the Bachelor because it does not take itself seriously (it can't ... not with a title like that!) The Bachelor tries to come across as sooooo genuine, but it's really just such nonsense.

 

[nd5056]

I think I'd like to meet a man that way. Just load a few on the conveyor belt, send 'em down, I'll pick one and take him home. No fuss, no muss.

Kind of like picking out a dining room table.

As your wish...

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

 

[java]

I was laughing through that episode and I agree Keiko needs her own show.
I don't think it'll be a must watch for me though. Thought it was a good funny one nighter- kind of like what I think most of the dates will be.

 

[babytrees]

I think it was a hilarious one night show....can't wait for Castle to be back on!!