Continued.. Is your BD between Dec. 22nd and January 19th? If so, read this..

[C.Ann]

CAPRICORN - December 22 - January 19
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People born under the sign of Capricorn make excellent cheapskates. If you were born on the 18th, you are one day older than the people born on the 19th---but it doesn't matter because they're all cheapskates anyhow..

Your love-life is governed by the distant Planet Fringus (which is only three inches in diameter), and you have a tendency to be shy when undressing outdoors..

You must fight your primary weakness---delusions of adequacy. However, with concentration and dedication, you can become average. But never forget you're a sub-standard person..

Financial matters with Capricorns are always lousy, and you are unlucky at love and finding water. This birth sign is a veritable hex, historically filled with gangsters, misfits, perverts and TV repairmen. Your general health will continue to deteriorate and you probably won't make it till the next full moon..

Always be of good cheer..

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CAPRICORNS HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY - November 26th

Good time to think about money. Follow a Brink's truck for a while...

 

[glo]

omg...I am so lol...here.

This birth sign is a veritable hex, historically filled with gangsters, misfits, perverts and TV repairmen.

which one am I???

Thanks for posting this!!

 

[dizneenut]

LOL!!

 

[browneyes]

Why, thank you for the info, C.Ann. My birthday is December 26th.

 

[RIDISNEYLOVERS]

Oh great DH (Jan. 17) and DD (Jan. 18) - I am in big trouble!! I know I am already in trouble when it comes to money matters with DH but I am going to have to teach DD the ways of the world!!

Lisa