Conservative Thread: U.S. Steele - Back In Business

[MeghansMommy]

I know you didn't. And I wouldn't have but you know the libs do...because you can't possibly dislike LTEC hussein for any reason but that he's only half-white.

I'd use bo toilet paper. I'd also use pelosi, reid, specter, blagojevich...

Sorry. Just plain ol' TP for me. Just the thought of it is nasty.

I remember my parents had a roll of joke toilet paper when I was growing up and when I'd go to use the potty, I'd switch out the TP. Didn't want to use it - it just seemed dirty to me. Ewww.

Okay, way too much information there. Sorry!

 

[PoppyMcTwist]

Ok, I'd be more than glad to wipe my butt with Obama's face on my TP. Please. That'd be putting his face to good use, trust me.:rotfl: And I'd make sure, next time I get a nasty cold, I keep a roll of the BO TP handy to blow my nose into.

 

[Soarin08]

Glad you think so.

 

[DisneyMomOK]

Apparently not. But you probably don't have to worry. I'm pretty sure I'm being stalked and reported on a fairly regular basis. My reasoned and rational commentary drives some people positively cuckoo.

And, how do we spell "HYPOCRISY"? L..I..B..E..R..A..L

 

[DisneyMomOK]

[suddenly serious] But the Obama commemorative plates are still good right? I mean, THEY still hold their value correct? Hopefully the Stiff-ulus will cover the spread just in case doncha think? (wringing hands helplessly......)




Meanwhile, the "Sacking of Rome" continues......

I know the folks that love this guy are the informed, special ones. But, what the heck are commemorative plates? What do you do with something like that? Dare I say, they are unbelievably tacky looking. Would someone actually incorporate something like that in their home decor; do they hang his face next to their diploma from Rainbow University? I have never known anyone with a commemorative plate and, I must admit, this whole plate thing just seems strange.

 

[DisneyMomOK]

Well, the Handmaidens are going have a hissy over this!

 

[Tink & Goofy]

I know the folks that love this guy are the informed, special ones. But, what the heck are commemorative plates? What do you do with something like that? Dare I say, they are unbelievably tacky looking. Would someone actually incorporate something like that in their home decor; do they hang his face next to their diploma from Rainbow University? I have never known anyone with a commemorative plate and, I must admit, this whole plate thing just seems strange.

Well, the only 'person' I know of that has a commemorative plate is Dad Asparagus and it was an Art Bagoti bowling plate. Junior Asparagus broke it and blamed it on Laura Carrot's brother.


You would hang it next to the velvet Elvis for the maximum effect, but I can't imagine many liberals having an Elvis painting in their home. The man believed in God and owned a bazillion guns.

 

[DisneyMomOK]

They actually have a selection of poses:

Is this one of those: if life gives you lemons, make lemonade, situations?

 

[DisneyMomOK]

Uh-oh...Willie Brown just confirmed the "mouse" project....$30M. How can he lie about this? We all know it's not true. There is no mouse project in the "stimulus" bill.

You know it is just an urban legend...Sort of like the Inaugural Ball that didn't exist...

 

[Soarin08]

And, how do we spell "HYPOCRISY"? L..I..B..E..R..A..L

Exactly!!!!! The very defintion of hypocrisy at work....

I. Hate. Philosophy. Enough said.... I do not care about any of that crap. I don'y think that obscurely.

 

[DisneyMomOK]

Must. Start. Thread. Tentative title

"The Chronicles of Stimul-mouse"

This has real promise.

Hehe

Oh please do!!! I got gang-jumped when I dared question their superior knowledge on this subject!

 

[DisneyMomOK]

DISCLAIMER FOR THE LURKERS: This is not real. He didn't really throw a snowball at a cat.

*he threw it under his bus*

Was there room under that bus what with all the other bodies? Good thing kitties have nine lives!

 

[DisneyMomOK]

Well, the only 'person' I know of that has a commemorative plate is Dad Asparagus and it was an Art Bagoti bowling plate. Junior Asparagus broke it and blamed it on Laura Carrot's brother.


You would hang it next to the velvet Elvis for the maximum effect, but I can't imagine many liberals having an Elvis painting in their home. The man believed in God and owned a bazillion guns.

My DH asked me about those when they first started advertising them. I told him I was at a loss on what you would want or do with one. That is when he suggested: dog bowl, but my sweet puppy likes her polka-dot bowl too much (she is part dalmation).

 

[Tink & Goofy]

My DH asked me about those when they first started advertising them. I told him I was at a loss on what you would want or do with one. That is when he suggested: dog bowl, but my sweet puppy likes her polka-dot bowl too much (she is part dalmation).

I don't know. If they're big enough you could use it as an emergency litter pan or fill it with bacon grease.

 

[Soarin08]

I don't know. If they're big enough you could use it as an emergency litter pan or fill it with bacon grease.

I'd likely buy one in the event that I get the stomach bug again and I'd use it for my puke pan.

 

[DisneyMomOK]

I don't know. If they're big enough you could use it as an emergency litter pan or fill it with bacon grease.

I believe I heard they have a toxic coating (gee, as if we didn't guess that one). I think I will just let one of the lurkers tell us the appropriate use and how they display or whatever theirs.

 

[Soarin08]

I believe I heard they have a toxic coating (gee, as if we didn't guess that one). I think I will just let one of the lurkers tell us the appropriate use and how they display or whatever theirs.

Toxic coating, ehhh?? Hmmm.... the actual plate is fine, the toxic coating is the face painted on it.

 

[Tink & Goofy]

I believe I heard they have a toxic coating (gee, as if we didn't guess that one). I think I will just let one of the lurkers tell us the appropriate use and how they display or whatever theirs.

No, I don't think I want to know how it's been put in a closet with lit candles and an altar.

 

[Soarin08]

No, I don't think I want to know how it's been put in a closet with lit candles and an altar.

 

[Tink & Goofy]

Soarin', did you know GB has a myspace page?