Queen, re your ironing girlfriend --- Absolutely you should let her!!!! How'd you get that lucky? Does she have a Florida counterpart? Sounds like you were just doing your part to make sure Brenda was having an enjoyable day.
Re "love flying hate the thought of crashing"

You really need to listen to George Carlin's bit about airlines. You'd love it!
A law that they have to tell you that there was a near crash???

Do the police have to tell you that they almost shot you? I think it would be perfectly sufficient for the pilot to say "a situation developed that caused us to abort this landing and make another approach. If you wish to have details please ask after the flight" That way the people that want to know could find out once everyone was safely on the ground.
So if you're snakebit PP would probably give you the ingredients for antivenom but then expect you to mix them yourself, right? Don't worry, Q... we all know how sadistic she is with members of her family. She's ruined that poor little girl... girl can't travel on the sea or by air or probably by rocket after MS. Only thing left is via ground. I imagine Peg's probably looking for a video about "Greatest Crashes of all Time" soon to start showing her.
Oh, so "she's on her own"... see, you'd love Carlin. He's talking about the airbag and how the stewardess tells you to adjust your mask before your kid's and he says that this is a good time for him to learn some self-reliance and if he can program his !@#$$!#@$ VCR.........!!!! Yep, I can see you up there just tossing the girl to the sharks. Now I find it easier to believe that you're PP's own flesh and blood.
I love Bailey's!!! We called it Scoutmaster's Creamer. Hey... you go out in the woods with a bunch of 11-18 year old boys and try to maintain your sanity. I know, I know... against all the rules. Oh well! The boys didn't know what I was up to and it all has to do with the medicinal uses of alcohol... properly applied to me it keeps the kids alive ;-)
Peg, thanks for all the pictures of Spectromagic! I love this parade too!!! But you're right... the pictures don't do it justice. Something I noticed after our last trip is that my eyes kind of blurred together the lights on their clothes whereas with the photos they're all quite individually visible. Don't get me wrong... I appreciate all the photos... just something I noticed and thought I'd share for no particular reason.
Just noticed the Chip & Dale photo.. yeah,.... kind of like that (the lights on their clothes) That's what my eyes usually did with the lights. Very cool!
I'm loving the TR as I knew I would. You have such a fun style of writing and I'm loving hearing about everything. Okay, so what mean and sadistic thing did you do to your poor daughter next? Did miniMontana get any of this sadism directed at her yet or is she still successfully plying the cute factor?