CMO TOP 10 Announced

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Listening. No Jonas Bros yet. 8 minutes left. (I sent him an email telling him to check out the board. Not sure if he got it or if we have this telepathy thing going :rotfl: )

I have to go to the ladies room and to refill my water, but I'm afraid to leave my desk for fear he will play me some Jonas.


Well???? Did they (BigThunder and Tripp ;) ) ever play Jonas Bros for you? :rockband: :music:
 
Listening. No Jonas Bros yet. 8 minutes left. (I sent him an email telling him to check out the board. Not sure if he got it or if we have this telepathy thing going :rotfl: )

I have to go to the ladies room and to refill my water, but I'm afraid to leave my desk for fear he will play me some Jonas.

What time did you e-mail him?

Well???? Did they (BigThunder and Tripp ;) ) ever play Jonas Bros for you? :rockband: :music:

I didn't hear any Jonas Brothers. He may have had the playlist filled up for the day...depending on when the request was sent. There was a lady on earlier on the phone that requested Buck Cherry and he said it was scheduled to play at 11:56am (about 30 minutes from the time she called). Sure enough he played it at 11:57am...1 minute late, so I'd give him an A- for accuracy...but all together pretty well planned. :laughing:
 
What time did you e-mail him?



I didn't hear any Jonas Brothers. He may have had the playlist filled up for the day...depending on when the request was sent. There was a lady on earlier on the phone that requested Buck Cherry and he said it was scheduled to play at 11:56am (about 30 minutes from the time she called). Sure enough he played it at 11:57am...1 minute late, so I'd give him an A- for accuracy...but all together pretty well planned. :laughing:
I don't have record of the email time; I sent it through the website. Wait! They sent me an auto-response. That came in at 1:07pm my time (2:07 EDT).

No Jonas Bros.
 
I don't have record of the email time; I sent it through the website. Wait! They sent me an auto-response. That came in at 1:07pm my time (2:07 EDT).

No Jonas Bros.

Maybe we'll try again next week a little earlier. Did anyone tune in?
 

Beloved Michael, I did my Heinz contest entry using Adobe Photoshop (for drawing all the pieces) and I animated it using Adobe After Effects.

It's wild to think that the top 10 voting is coming to an end this weekend...although I guess the top 3 voting is just ahead.
 
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Ok, I tried...so no one wanted a funny or a vote. Too Bad.

Here's my joke...

There were once 3 blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out.

"I will grant you each a wish," he said.

"Why not," thought the blondes. "It's worth a try."

"I want to be the world's best swimmer," one said, "so I can swim off of the island". She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away.

"I want to be a bird," one said, and flew away immediately.

The third and last blonde thought for a while. "I want to be a man."

She was instantly transformed into a man, and she walked over the bridge to the mainland.


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Here's another:

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
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Going to vote. Goodnight all!
 
I'm late, but here's a joke! (sorry, another blonde one!) :goodvibes



A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"
 
OK.....here goes:


82.6% of statistics are wrong.

If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.

Illiterate?... Write for FREE HELP!

But I don't have an "any key" on my computer!

But I don't like the cat. Shut up and eat your dinner!

The fridge light DOES go out. Now let me out of here!!!!

Oh, I'm sorry, were the voices in my head bothering you?

I can't remember the last time I forgot something.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

He's dead Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me.


I am a bit sleepy, for some reason the last one really made me laugh! :lmao:
 
Aw.....I'm glad you went to see Horton! Lucky duck! Hey, now go to IHOP, they have special Horton pancakes! Yumm
 
I'm late, but here's a joke! (sorry, another blonde one!) :goodvibes



A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"


Very funny....laughed out loud! Hope I didn't wake the baby. Shhhh.... :lmao:
 
Horton pancakes??? :rotfl: Look at how that sounds! Horton-shaped??? ;)

And Ann how was Horton? The movie?
 
Horton pancakes??? :rotfl: Look at how that sounds! Horton-shaped??? ;)

And Ann how was Horton? The movie?

I loved it!! Talk about laughing out loud! :rotfl2: I just loved the subtle jokes the most though! We were quoting lines as we left....you just KNOW that a movie is funny then! :lmao:

Oh, and it was free! A local church bought out a movie theatre. How great was that?! :jumping1:

Gonna try and get some sleep. Great to catch up with you guys!
 
Hey, folks!

'Just quickly checking in with my "funny." It's long, but definitely worth watching if you get the chance!

I've always loved "The Cos." ("Dad is great! Give us the chocolate cake!") Good stuff! :thumbsup2

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=14462

Now... off to register my 10 -- past 10! :rolleyes:
 
Funny - all 5 of us!

Well, at least that's 50 votes for someone(s)!

Think I'll head off to bed, too.
 
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