Clueless Adventurer thinks about the Top Ten The Walt Disney World Attractions

clueless adventurer

Mouseketeer
Joined
Apr 29, 2004
Messages
121
This is the first in a series of honest and objective looks into The Walt Disney World by your humble servant, clueless adventurer. I hope to stimulate lots of stimulating stimulation about The Walt Disney World. Thank you for your kind attention!

Without any further ado, my list:

1) That one that you take the boat into and all of the whichamajongies go bob, bob, bobbing along with you.

2) The big, tall aardvarky-looking thing that sprays the lemonade.

3) That virtual pizza cutter thingy.

4) The inner workings of what's-his-name. I can't think of him right now. He used to do our local news.

5) Tie your own darned shoes. That ride always gets me chuckling.

6) Lou Reed's Walk on the Wild Side.[i/] I didn't think this one would work at Disney World....imagine my surprise!

7) Who wants to be some origami? It kinda hurts, but it's classic Disney!

8) Let's make a sequel! I am actually in Pocahontas II!!

So there you have it, my Top Ten!
 
cave%20troll1.jpg
 














Save Up to 30% on Rooms at Walt Disney World!

Save up to 30% on rooms at select Disney Resorts Collection hotels when you stay 5 consecutive nights or longer in late summer and early fall. Plus, enjoy other savings for shorter stays.This offer is valid for stays most nights from August 1 to October 11, 2025.
CLICK HERE













DIS Facebook DIS youtube DIS Instagram DIS Pinterest

Back
Top