Classified Ads

[WDWHound]

Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.. better be reward.
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COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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(AND THE LAST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

 

[Pooh67_68]

 

[MosMom]

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

Hey, I do believe I got one of these!

 

[Roemama1]

(bada bing!)

 

[dandave]

LOL!! Thanks for the morning laughs!