Christmas trees are like childbirth

[Boston Tea Party]

Whereas with childbirth it takes a while to forget the pain of labor and have another, it's going to take me a year to forget about sucking up all these damn needles!!!

 

[daughter_of_amid_chaos]

9 years ago our christmas tree caused childbirth...taking it down made my mom go into labor with my younger sister

 

[floridaminnie]

Hmmm....I forgot my labor pains as soon as I held DD in my arms. Needles from trees, I've never forgotten, but I love the smell of a fresh tree too much!

 

[HauntedMansionGeek]

Originally posted by Boston Tea Party
Whereas with childbirth it takes a while to forget the pain of labor and have another, it's going to take me a year to forget about sucking up all these damn needles!!!

I just have one word of advice for ya:

Artificial!

 

[Wagamama]

Originally posted by Boston Tea Party
Whereas with childbirth it takes a while to forget the pain of labor and have another, it's going to take me a year to forget about sucking up all these damn needles!!!

Dude, you know that we have things called vacume cleaners for that, right?

 

[DocRafiki]

I just got this portable Dirt Devil vacuum called the Scorpion. It is STRONG! If it can suck dog hair off of car upholstery, it can get those needles.

 

[luvmydogs]

I had a c-secton but I swear I just told my husband yesterday that I'd still be vaccuuming up these stupid needles well into the summertime!