Christmas is all done till next year !.

[Born 2 Fish]

.........................13.........................

 

[Born 2 Fish]

12, go ahead and count them, only 12 dayz left !

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Not as long as it usta was !!
Only 11 dayz left !

 

[snowmedic]

A Politically Correct Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the North Pole,
were alleged by the union, to stifle the soul.

Four reindeer had vanished without much propriety,
released to the wilds, by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear,
that Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

The runners had been removed from his beautiful sleigh,
because the ruts were deemed dangerous by the EPA,
And millions of people were calling the Cops,
when they heard sled noises upon their roof tops.
Second-hand smoke from his pipe, had his workers quite frightened,
and his fur trimmed red suit was called "unenlightened".

To show you the strangeness of today's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose.
He went to Geraldo, in front of the Nation,
demanding millions in over-due workers compensation.

So...half of the reindeer were gone, and his wife
who suddenly said she'd had enough of this life,
joined a self help group, packed and left in a whiz,
demanding from now on that her title was Ms.

And as for gifts...why, he'd never had the notion
that making a choice could cause such commotion.
Nothing of leather, nothing of fur...
Which meant nothing for him or nothing for her.
Nothing to aim, Nothing to shoot,
Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls and nothing for just boys.
Nothing that claimed to be gender specific,
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacifistic.

No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish upon the truth.
And fairy tales...while not yet forbidden,
were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden,
for they raised the hackles of those psychological,
who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.

No baseball, no football...someone might get hurt,
besides - playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
Dolls were said to be sexist and should be passe.
and Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.

So Santa just stood there, disheveled and perplexed,
he just couldn't figure out what to do next?
He tried to be merry he tried to be gay,
but you must have to be careful with that word today
His sack was quite empty, it was flat on the ground,
nothing fully acceptable was anywhere to be found.

Something special was needed, a gift that he might,
give to us all, without angering the left or the right.
A gift that would satisfy - with no indecision,
each group of people in every religion.
Every race, every hue,
everyone, everywhere...even you!
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...


"MAY YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES, ENJOY PEACE ON EARTH"

 

[Sur]

Amen

 

[tiggerdad]

Sad, but true...

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[Born 2 Fish]

More Politically Correct Christmas Stuff,,

RAGING CONTROVERSY : Should the tree be real or fake?

POLITICALLY CORRECT SOLUTION : Live tree, planted after use.
POLITICALLY INCORRECT SOLUTION : Fake tree, discarded after use.
CHRISTMAS IDEAL : Grow tree in house, adorned with fruits.
CHRISTMAS REALITY : Fake tree stays up until May 31, adorned with furballs.

RAGING CONTROVERSY : Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant?

POLITICALLY CORRECT SOLUTION : Each bulb blinks to its own chosen rhythm.
POLITICALLY INCORRECT SOLUTION : Bulbs flash logo of tree’s corporate sponsor.
CHRISTMAS IDEAL : Elegant flickering candles.
CHRISTMAS REALITY : Elegant smoldering cigarettes. Tree bursts into flames, burns house down.

RAGING CONTROVERSY : Should tree be topped with an angel or a star?

POLITICALLY CORRECT SOLUTION : Gender-neutral angel quashes submissive female stereotype.
POLITICALLY INCORRECT SOLUTION : Blond angel, kneeling, in Hooter’s T-shirt.
CHRISTMAS IDEAL : Authentic angel swoops in from heaven, saves lives.
CHRISTMAS REALITY : Hell’s Angel stops in for dinner, drinks beer.

RAGING CONTROVERSY : Do you fling or hang tinsel?

POLITICALLY CORRECT SOLUTION : Fling, empowering each strand with self-determining skills.
POLITICALLY INCORRECT SOLUTION : Hang them. Now.
CHRISTMAS IDEAL : Each icicle hangs like strand of spaghetti.
CHRISTMAS REALITY : Icicles hang next to actual strands of spaghetti.

RAGING CONTROVERSY : Do you open gifts Christmas morning or Christmas Eve?

POLITICALLY CORRECT SOLUTION : Gifts opened on individual schedules.
POLITICALLY INCORRECT SOLUTION : Do it Christmas Eve, so the giving is over in time to enjoy Rush Limbaugh’s afternoon show.
CHRISTMAS IDEAL : “Mommy, Daddy, get up, it’s Christmas!”
CHRISTMAS REALITY : “Mommy, Daddy, get up, it’s Christmas!”

And it's only 10 dayz till Christmas !

 

[Born 2 Fish]

What !! Only 9 dayz till Christmas ?!?!

I try'd to warn you three months ago it was almost here,
you'll listen to me next time , won't ya !

 

[snowmedic]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2014, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: -This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. -It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. -It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Snowmedic

 

[tiggerdad]

There be a might many long words there matey. I be but a humble camper.

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[Born 2 Fish]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2014, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: -This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. -It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. -It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Snowmedic

And a very Merry Christmas to you too, young man.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Onyl 8 DAYZ TILL CHRISTMAS !

 

[Born 2 Fish]

dayz left till christmas
.....7.....

 

[tiggerdad]

One week...almost time to start shopping...

 

[Born 2 Fish]

 

[Born 2 Fish]

...
................................................6 dayz left
....

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Did'ja hear what I said,
only 6 dayz left !!!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Only 5 more dayz till Christmas !


HEY !! I can count that on just one hand !!!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

...........Christmas,,
.......................4
....................Dayz !!

 

[tiggerdad]

Guess I can start shopping now...

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