*Chocolate and Pixie Dust* - An August 2008 TR- 8/29 pg 6: Sort of an update

[jordanyosh]

I'll call you TourGuideJordan

I have a question for you Jordan. From your tr, I know your single. Is dating in Southern California as horrible as dating in NYC?

The stuff I encounter, I could write a book

I don't waste my money on dating anymore..I'd rather go to a hockey game. does that pretty much answer your question?

I mean where do you meet quality people anymore?

There's a mega church in south orange county that has a huge singles group, but it's also in south orange county. Have you seen Real Housewives of the OC...? Lots of beautiful people with lots of money. Im not beautiful and I'm poor.

 

[Charleston Princess]

I don't waste my money on dating anymore..I'd rather go to a hockey game. does that pretty much answer your question?

I mean where do you meet quality people anymore?

There's a mega church in south orange county that has a huge singles group, but it's also in south orange county. Have you seen Real Housewives of the OC...? Lots of beautiful people with lots of money. Im not beautiful and I'm poor.

C'mon! Don't you remember the song "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel??? I bet you are just what some rich, bored, beautiful young thing is looking for!

 

[Native NYer]

I don't waste my money on dating anymore..I'd rather go to a hockey game. does that pretty much answer your question?

I mean where do you meet quality people anymore?

There's a mega church in south orange county that has a huge singles group, but it's also in south orange county. Have you seen Real Housewives of the OC...? Lots of beautiful people with lots of money. Im not beautiful and I'm poor.

I think it's much easier to just hang out.

What amazes me is that without fail I always meet a weirdo. I went out on ONE date with someone in January and he still calls and says he wants to get married and have kids And I thought I needed to be medicated!

I've seen Real Housewives of the OC. Those people are not my cup of tea.

So TourGuideJordan, what days are green days?

 

[Native NYer]

C'mon! Don't you remember the song "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel??? I bet you are just what some rich, bored, beautiful young thing is looking for!

Didn't Billy Joel drive his car through someone's house after a drinking binge? I wonder what kind of music he's writing now

 

[Charleston Princess]

What amazes me is that without fail I always meet a weirdo. I went out on ONE date with someone in January and he still calls and says he wants to get married and have kids And I thought I needed to be medicated!

I tell DH that I don't think I could ever date again (if something happened to him) because I would pick the weirdos without fail!!! I feel your pain!!!

 

[Native NYer]

I tell DH that I don't think I could ever date again (if something happened to him) because I would pick the weirdos without fail!!! I feel your pain!!!

Well, luckily I have an exbf that will drunk dial me. Can always count on him when the weirdos get out of control At least for protection anyway

 

[jordanyosh]

When are you going in august and let's see how tour guide jordan does in guessing.....

 

[Beana9802]

Hey, Scott, can I ask a dumb question....How did you get the words on that pic...

I have never had a Lapu Lapu....but they look delish!

Jen...the dating scene out here on LI is just as bad, or non existant unless you go to hamptons clubs...(who can afford that?!)

Thanks for the update on hott boy trainer man...sorry you got a bummed knee!

 

[Charleston Princess]

Gotta be specific as to what kind of goose you want

Can you tell I hang out with middle schoolers all day? I have developed their sense of humor!

Didn't Billy Joel drive his car through someone's house after a drinking binge? I wonder what kind of music he's writing now

He was never the same after Christie left him...

Well, luckily I have an exbf that will drunk dial me. Can always count on him when the weirdos get out of control At least for protection anyway

Muscle for back-up is always good!

 

[Native NYer]

When are you going in august and let's see how tour guide jordan does in guessing.....

August 9-16

 

[Native NYer]

Hey, Scott, can I ask a dumb question....How did you get the words on that pic...

I have never had a Lapu Lapu....but they look delish!

Jen...the dating scene out here on LI is just as bad, or non existant unless you go to hamptons clubs...(who can afford that?!)

Thanks for the update on hott boy trainer man...sorry you got a bummed knee!

The entire tri-state area is bad

The clubs in the city are pretty ridiculous. Plus, I'm done with the hair gel and the tight black tshirts. This isn't the Sopranos.

You'll be hearing a lot about Mr. Hotness

 

[Native NYer]

Can you tell I hang out with middle schoolers all day? I have developed their sense of humor!



He was never the same after Christie left him...



Muscle for back-up is always good!

That happens at all grade levels. My students have been drawing poop ever since we read Everyone Poops We're learning about digestion

Christie hasn't been the same either. Since then, hasn't she had like 5 husbands???

Mr. Drunk Dial is 6'9'' so people are automatically afraid. But he's a bit of a teddybear. I have more fight in me Well the exbf may not be ex for that much longer. But we shall see

Oh and 8 more school days until Spring Break '08!!!!

 

[Beana9802]

Christie hasn't been the same either. Since then, hasn't she had like 5 husbands???
Oh and 8 more school days until Spring Break '08!!!!

1. I am in a service organization that holds meetings at Villa Tuscano in East Quogue. Christie is there most tuesdays for dinner, and sometimes she donates to our fund raisers. It's pretty cool to see her.
2. COOL, doing anything for SB'08?
3. OOh...EXBF to become BF? Sounds good to me...

 

[Charleston Princess]

That happens at all grade levels. My students have been drawing poop ever since we read Everyone Poops We're learning about digestion

That's so true! I made the mistake one day when my 8th graders were being gross and said (in my best stern teacher voice): "Fecal matter is never amusing." Yeah, that's a catch-phrase in my room now.

Christie hasn't been the same either. Since then, hasn't she had like 5 husbands???

Seems like it!

Mr. Drunk Dial is 6'9'' so people are automatically afraid. But he's a bit of a teddybear. I have more fight in me Well the exbf may not be ex for that much longer. But we shall see

Pixie dust! Pixie dust!

Oh and 8 more school days until Spring Break '08!!!!

Happy Dance! Happy Dance!

 

[Native NYer]

1. I am in a service organization that holds meetings at Villa Tuscano in East Quogue. Christie is there most tuesdays for dinner, and sometimes she donates to our fund raisers. It's pretty cool to see her.
2. COOL, doing anything for SB'08?
3. OOh...EXBF to become BF? Sounds good to me...

1. That's great that she's involved in fund raising.

2. Not 100% sure yet, but suppose to head down to Colonial Williamsburg, Maryland, and Atlantic City. But right now I barely have the energy to get up to get the remote.

3. Quite possibly....IF he plays his cards right Just wish he worked normal hours like normal people

 

[Charleston Princess]

2. Not 100% sure yet, but suppose to head down to Colonial Williamsburg, Maryland, and Atlantic City. But right now I barely have the energy to get up to get the remote.

I know that feeling! I have been trying for an hour to get up to go make a drink!

 

[Native NYer]

That's so true! I made the mistake one day when my 8th graders were being gross and said (in my best stern teacher voice): "Fecal matter is never amusing." Yeah, that's a catch-phrase in my room now.

Seems like it!

Pixie dust! Pixie dust!

Happy Dance! Happy Dance!

Thanks for the pixie dust! And to think I was going to return my Christmas present. You never know when someone's going to decide to grow up Right now, the fact that he hates Disney is working against him.

And I like your catch-phrase.

My students constantly forget to throw their stuff away after snack and lunch. I have to constantly remind them that the maid is on an extended vacation. They say that to each other now

 

[Beana9802]

1. That's great that she's involved in fund raising.

2. Not 100% sure yet, but suppose to head down to Colonial Williamsburg, Maryland, and Atlantic City. But right now I barely have the energy to get up to get the remote.

3. Quite possibly....IF he plays his cards right Just wish he worked normal hours like normal people

NICE! I am planning on visiting scenic "my couch"land and colonial "pj's area"...hows that?!

 

[Native NYer]

I know that feeling! I have been trying for an hour to get up to go make a drink!

But I will get up to get my UG or Passporter. I'm officially insane.

 

[Native NYer]

NICE! I am planning on visiting scenic "my couch"land and colonial "pj's area"...hows that?!

I am visiting that scenic place right now.

I need a cocktail and for TGM to simplify his website!!!!