Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[Funball]

he though it was funny.. he would just look at me smile and then kiss me.. rflol rflol

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Hi,! just so you know, by the end of the night im going to make you smile!

worked for mea

 

[MischaPhillips88]

Did it hurt when God put the stars in your eyes?

 

[Funball]

HA! i think all of girls have heard that one before!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

 

[Tink91]

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

 

[Tink91]

Why did I not read this thread before now?!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Why did I not read this thread before now?!

Now you have to share some of the cheesiest lines you have heard, your a pretty girl im sure you have heard some good ones.

 

[Tink91]

Oh man....not really


This one boy at a club typed "Can I buy you a drink" on his phone and showed me, but i didn't accept the offer...that's all I can think of right now!!!! Its not even lame either, kind of cute in a way.

 

[wdi2b]

if you know who Demetri martin is, he did a segment on his show about break up lines. my favorite was:

"do you have people following you, because i'm seeing people behind your back"

 

[wdi2b]

i lost my number, can i have yours?

 

[ChickenCarlos]

there has been a couple times when i have gotten girls numbers at bars, and saved them in my phone as hottest girl ever, and next girlfriend, they always seem to laugh, usually when i give a girl my number and they save it and ask my name i tell them just save it under "Mr. Right" that always seems to get a laugh also

 

[Tink91]

Once again

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Hey, ill do anything to get a laugh

 

[Tink91]

We had a magician in work today because it was 'Bring you Kids to Work day"...he was a realllyyy cute magician and kept smiling me and the other girl on Reception, we were mucking around and said "Hey Mr Magician, want to come and do some magic on me" and didn't realise he was walking passed

 

[ChickenCarlos]

He was probably thinking, "ill make those clothes disappear"

 

[Tink91]

In front of 85 kids, I hope not! Although later.....

hahahahahahahaha

 

[Funball]

OMG u guys!

whoooogo carlos! hey carlos tink is getting her green card u guys should hang out when tink is in town!!

i heard a pickup line the other night:

"do i know you? you look like my future girlfriend"

 

[skiingfast]

there has been a couple times when i have gotten girls numbers at bars, and saved them in my phone as hottest girl ever, and next girlfriend, they always seem to laugh, usually when i give a girl my number and they save it and ask my name i tell them just save it under "Mr. Right" that always seems to get a laugh also

Sure I've been drinking a little, but right now, this sounds genius!