Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[Funball]

I saw this on a FB status, it could work.

No officer I'm not naked, I have my shoes on.

hmm gee where i have seen that .. oh yeah on my FB status!!!!

Hey baby I'm a cartographer. Will you be a map so I can spread you out and read you?

ok.. i have heard this one also...i think even said to to someone!

Call me Christopher Columbus because I am going to explore your south seas.

ok this one have not heard.. this is good! good job baby!!

 

[Funball]

I have lost my number, can i have yours?

 

[ChickenCarlos]

ME: POLAR BEAR, PoLeR BeAr, pOlEr bEaR, polar BEAR, POLAR bear???
HER:What?
ME: they break the ice!

 

[skiingfast]

If I were a Wright Brother would you want to join the 10 feet high club?

 

[Funball]

an the award for cheesiest pick up lines goes too.....*envelope ripping open* skiing fast for his wright brother line...

 

[skiingfast]

If I were Samuel Morse, I would tap that, hard and soft.

 

[skiingfast]

If I were Abe Lincoln, honestly baby your not that attractive, but honestly I think I'm drunk enough.

 

[skiingfast]

If I were Alexander Grahm Bell, Baby could I get your digit?

 

[skiingfast]

Historical pick up line derived from-->

http://www.youtube.com/user/BaratsAndBereta#p/u/1/qi7Y121LgY0

 

[Goofy_Mom]

Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running thru my mind all day.

 

[Funball]

Come on and tell Pinocchio a lie

 

[skiingfast]

Baby talk disney to me.

 

[Gisele]

No pick up lines here. And that is because I apparently wear man repellent. No really!
Also, I am too big to be picked up. Ha ha!

 

[KCmike]

Baby talk disney to me.

Hilarious.

 

[Funball]

Baby talk disney to me.

oh m g i did not even know you posted this! WOW!!!

your soo funny!!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Im great with pets, my last girlfriend said i was good with her cat

 

[skiingfast]

Forget Disneyland you know what attraction I want to ride?

 

[kim3339]

So last night I got a junk mail catalogue and I was looking through it. They had a tee shirt for sale that was red, and it said:

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

I cannot believe they actually sell a shirt with that on it.

 

[Funball]

I WOULD TOTALLY WEAR THAT!!!!!!!!


all day at disneyland on saturday i used every cheesy pickup line i could think of when ever we stood really long in a line to matt! RFLOL..RFLOL

 

[kim3339]

That's so funny. I would do the exact same thing!