Cheeky!

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

I sell an online store and source things from all corners of the internet. I have one lot for £800 - it costs me £760 to make it. One constituent or if alone costs me £550. So colour me irked when I got a bid of £500 for the lot. OK, no worries, nothing wrong with trying it on, but when I made my best counter offer that would leave me with a profit of £5, he flew at me and insulted me, calling me a con man. Not so nice. I mean, if you look on eBay, I'm still the cheapest option out there...