Chatty Hyena Thread (Everyone's welcome)

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Hey guys! I just tucked her in bed. That girl cannot hurry through a bedtime routine to save her life. It took her an hour to eat. I said "It should not take you an hour to eat a plate of spaghetti unless you paid $100 for it!" :scared1: :rotfl2:

:lmao: When my cousins were young they would take HOURS to finish their meals. They would hold the food in their mouth for the longest time and their parents had such a hard time getting them to swallow each bite.
 
The manager of Elephant Bar came to our table and apologized. He removed the two meals from the bill and he gave us a free dessert to share. We chose the strawberry shortcake but we were all skeptical to eat it for fear of what "treasure" we may find :rotfl:
 

Really? It takes DS4 about 20 seconds:

1. Take a bite of lettuce, chew, then spit it back into the bowl.
2. Eat all the grapes.
3. Drink all the milk.
4. Sniff, then sneer at the steak.
5. Leave the table.

Some day he will be a well known gourmet chef.




.... this is just his time to build a sophisticated palate.

:thumbsup2
 
And thanks to you both! Thing is last night I was teasing her and we were having fun. She and Jeff were laying in our bed and I was hip hop dancing but exaggerated gangster type "yo yo yo homegirl" gesturing all over the place etc. Hamming it up right. :lmao: Saying I was going to do this during her hip hop class at her party. she was dying laughing then I said maybe I'll blow up baby pictures of you naked and bring there too. She cracked up. Then I went back to hip hop dancing Ice Cube Style!:lmao: She ran out of the room crying!:scared1:

What had I done. I knew I was BAD. That was the point!

She said she was worried I would ruin her birthday party and make it the worst party ever. :confused3 Ummmmm ok. We reminded her that she has had some amazing bashes in her short little life and mom would NEVER do that in front of her friends but I will ALWAYS feel comfortable to do that at home in my OWN house. I told her I was never going to be the mom who was straight laced and never played and joked around and if that is what she wanted then it was too bad because she didnt get it and I was not going to change. Then she started crying that she was sorry and she loved her birthday parties in the past she just didnt want this one to be ruined. I think she was just tired. Dance started this week full fledged and its always tough getting into that rushed routine again.

But man she did not appreciate the FUNK I brought to the room. :rotfl2:
 
The manager of Elephant Bar came to our table and apologized. He removed the two meals from the bill and he gave us a free dessert to share. We chose the strawberry shortcake but we were all skeptical to eat it for fear of what "treasure" we may find :rotfl:


At least he made an offer to fix it.

yeah.. I don't think any of your group will be coming back anytime soon!
 
And thanks to you both! Thing is last night I was teasing her and we were having fun. She and Jeff were laying in our bed and I was hip hop dancing but exaggerated gangster type "yo yo yo homegirl" gesturing all over the place etc. Hamming it up right. :lmao: Saying I was going to do this during her hip hop class at her party. she was dying laughing then I said maybe I'll blow up baby pictures of you naked and bring there too. She cracked up. Then I went back to hip hop dancing Ice Cube Style!:lmao: She ran out of the room crying!:scared1:

What had I done. I knew I was BAD. That was the point!

She said she was worried I would ruin her birthday party and make it the worst party ever. :confused3 Ummmmm ok. We reminded her that she has had some amazing bashes in her short little life and mom would NEVER do that in front of her friends but I will ALWAYS feel comfortable to do that at home in my OWN house. I told her I was never going to be the mom who was straight laced and never played and joked around and if that is what she wanted then it was too bad because she didnt get it and I was not going to change. Then she started crying that she was sorry and she loved her birthday parties in the past she just didnt want this one to be ruined. I think she was just tired. Dance started this week full fledged and its always tough getting into that rushed routine again.

But man she did not appreciate the FUNK I brought to the room. :rotfl2:

Awww.. well at least she didn't cry because of your freestyle dancing ;) J/k!! :hug:
 
Hey Alex :) It was all right. Today was my cousin's last day at work. She's going back to school. We took her out to lunch at Elephant Bar. She had never been there before and we all had a bad experience. One of my co-workers ordered a sandwich which came with fries. She was almost finished eating the fries when she noticed something under her fries. She pulls it out and it's a piece of cardboard box :scared: Then my other co-worker was eating chicken and she stops chewing and makes a face. She spit out something that looked like a piece of twig :sick: I ordered the chicken lettuce wraps and it was sooo salty and I couldn't eat it. My cousin ordered the same thing except her mouth was on fire and she said it was really spicy.
Wow, that sounds like a bad dining experience, all right! I have you beat, though; one time a large group of us from the office (maybe 10 people?) went to eat at a newish Chinese food place. They had a buffet that several of us chose. One gal found a big bug (I'm sure it was a cockroach) in her food, and fortunately or unfortunately, the rest of us were nearly done eating by then. Well, EVERYONE was done eating after that!

Unbelievably, the manager/owner gave the one girl half off her meal. Not FREE, not a FREE next meal. That was all. Needless to say we never went back.
 
The manager of Elephant Bar came to our table and apologized. He removed the two meals from the bill and he gave us a free dessert to share. We chose the strawberry shortcake but we were all skeptical to eat it for fear of what "treasure" we may find :rotfl:

See? That's how it SHOULD be done. (Though there is the reluctance to eat any further...) ;)
 
Hey Alex :) It was all right. Today was my cousin's last day at work. She's going back to school. We took her out to lunch at Elephant Bar. She had never been there before and we all had a bad experience. One of my co-workers ordered a sandwich which came with fries. She was almost finished eating the fries when she noticed something under her fries. She pulls it out and it's a piece of cardboard box :scared: Then my other co-worker was eating chicken and she stops chewing and makes a face. She spit out something that looked like a piece of twig :sick: I ordered the chicken lettuce wraps and it was sooo salty and I couldn't eat it. My cousin ordered the same thing except her mouth was on fire and she said it was really spicy.

Wow. We love the Elephant Bar although I haven't been in years. Guess they were having a really BAD day! :scared1:

One time we went to my favorite dive Mexican restaurant in Kansas City and Jeff found a piece of Steel Wool in his food! :scared1: I told him never to speak of it again because I love that place.

Really? It takes DS4 about 20 seconds:

1. Take a bite of lettuce, chew, then spit it back into the bowl.
2. Eat all the grapes.
3. Drink all the milk.
4. Sniff, then sneer at the steak.
5. Leave the table.

My mom says Morgan is born to be rich. She leisurely does everything. :sad2: She eats her food in courses seriously. We go to dinner and she eats her salad and still isnt finished by the time the entrees are brought out so we have to make room because she is backed up from her salad to her entree. :sad2:
 
Wow, that sounds like a bad dining experience, all right! I have you beat, though; one time a large group of us from the office (maybe 10 people?) went to eat at a newish Chinese food place. They had a buffet that several of us chose. One gal found a big bug (I'm sure it was a cockroach) in her food, and fortunately or unfortunately, the rest of us were nearly done eating by then. Well, EVERYONE was done eating after that!

Unbelievably, the manager/owner gave the one girl half off her meal. Not FREE, not a FREE next meal. That was all. Needless to say we never went back.

:scared1: :scared1: :scared1: :scared1: GROSS!!! The restaraunt could get sued for that. That's really gross :crazy2: :sick:

There is a Vietnamese noodle place I liked to go to, but not too long ago my bf's mom told us that my bf's cousin ordered food to go from this place. She gets home, opens up one of the noodles and inside is a huge cockroach! :scared1: :scared1: :scared1:
 
Wow. We love the Elephant Bar although I haven't been in years. Guess they were having a really BAD day! :scared1:

One time we went to my favorite dive Mexican restaurant in Kansas City and Jeff found a piece of Steel Wool in his food! :scared1: I told him never to speak of it again because I love that place.


:scared:
 
ewww
New Hyena Rule:


The words eating and cockroach should NOT be mentioned in the same sentence.

:crazy2: :faint:
 
Hey spongie!


Boy I'l tell you guys I am SO glad I came on tonight to chat instead of going to bed like I should have. :rotfl2: :scared:
 
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