Chatty Hyena Thread (Everyone's welcome)

[Mkgaapril]

I am telling you, you guys would have died if you heard him speaking of what he wanted to do and how long it had been...I expected him to do something right there.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Ooo, steaks are up. See ya!

 

[Mkgaapril]

yea, book time..........................

 

[sameyeyam]

can't you still cook them?

The steaks or the kids?

 

[sameyeyam]

9D Glasses!

 

[sameyeyam]

Leviosobananaunguardium.

 

[sameyeyam]

Bored, bored, bored....shall I make some popcorn?

 

[sameyeyam]

Oh no, it's interview time. So I will interview DH and he will interview me!

Me: What's your favorite Disney ride?
DH: What, can't I pick Universal! Oh, ok, DCA-Grizzly River Run.

DH: If you could be any nut in the world what would you be?
Me: Jack Nicholson.
DH: What?? I figured you would be a macadamia.
Me: What??

Me: What's in your CD player right now?
DH: Godsmack, their first album.

DH: If you could spend 5 minutes with anybody, fictional or real, who would it be?
Me: God.
DH: Guess you could get everything else answered then couldn't you?

 

[sameyeyam]

Me: If you could put all the belly button lint that has come out of your belly button over the last 20 years, how big of a lint ball would you have?
DH: The size of one of them exercise balls.

DH: If you could have any classic or new car sitting in your driveway what would it be?
Me: Tow Mater.

Me: White or Wheat?
DH: Wheat.

DH: What is your favorite toe on your right foot?
Me: I'd say the next to last one, cuz it curves kinda funny.

Me: All expense paid vacation, where do you go?
DH: Scotland.

DH: Sig or Johnathan?
Me: Johnathan, I'm a Bandito of course.

 

[sameyeyam]

Me: What would be your dream job?
DH: Game Warden.

Time to mix it up a bit, let's add DS:

Me: What's your favorite Disney character?
DS: Probably Mickey.

DH: Morning or night?
Me: Both!
DH: Rolling his eyes, now that was the computer answer!

Me: Do you still really think your truck is blue instead of purple?
DH: Yes, it's blue!
Note: DH is color blind.

DH: Johnny Depp or Keith Urban.
Me: Johnny Depp.

Me: Snow White or Cinderella?
DH: Snow White, less family!

 

[sameyeyam]

DH: Give Norm off of Cheers a sponge bath or kiss Woody Allen?
Me: Woody Allen

Me: Give Carla off of Cheers a sponge bath or kiss Diane?
DH: Carla, I like those swarthy types.

DH: If you could ask Walt Disney 1 question and get it answered honestly what would it be?
Me: Why did you freeze your head?

DH: How long has it been since you've had a shower?
DS: Two days!
DH: Well I think you need to take one.

Me: If you could trade your sister in for a new one, who would you trade her for?
DS: A new video game.

DH: Who would play you in a movie?
Me: Johnny Depp.
DH: Not play with you in a movie!

Me: Who do you think should play me in a movie?
DH: That's just wrong, you know that's just wrong! I have two..Sally Field & Renee Zellwegger.
Me: Renee Zellwegger????????
DH: And I mean a young Sally Field, like the Flying Nun Sally Field.

 

[sameyeyam]

DH: If a cartoon character played you, who would it be?
Me: Pink Panther or the Road Runner or perhaps Mr. Magoo.

DH: Favorite dessert?
Me: Popcorn.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Bored, bored, bored....shall I make some popcorn?

Popcorn is ALWAYS a good idea!

OMG, Alison, your family interview is hilarious!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Dang it, I think I left my glass of milk on the counter. I better go take care of that before somebody (cat, DS4) knocks it over.

 

[sameyeyam]

Popcorn is ALWAYS a good idea!

OMG, Alison, your family interview is hilarious!

Thank goodness, we were running out of questions! This should remove any doubt anyone might have...DH and I were meant for each other.

 

[sameyeyam]

Dang it, I think I left my glass of milk on the counter. I better go take care of that before somebody (cat, DS4) knocks it over.

Is that code for you people are crazy and I'm leaving right now?!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Is that code for you people are crazy and I'm leaving right now?!

I plead the 5th!

 

[sameyeyam]

So I forget, is Marsha your stepmom or MIL?

 

[sameyeyam]

Are you still here or did you forget also?

 

[Alex2kMommy]

What the heck...?

The kids are watching a Jaws movie, but it's not the original one. It has Bess Armstrong, Dennis Quaid, and another guy whose name escapes me.

I told DH earlier that I didn't think it was appropriate for the kids (knowing how the original one used to give me nightmares!)

DH changed the channel, but when we got done cleaning up the dining room and kitchen, the kids had it back on Jaws.