There's your problem you're sitting on the commode backwards with your hand over the sensor.Or do you sit forwards with one hand behind you, roll out the TP, use your foot to hold it in place and then break the TP off? Nkwireing minds want to no.
Only slightly less, I just rearranged some of it!
Perhaps you should make him walk to Orlando this weekend! Are you guys still going to MGM or whatever the name of it is now?
112??? Good lord, how tall is he? I think my right thigh weighs 112...
I am totally not afraid of flushing toilets.... Tyler is! I on the other hand am afraid of sitting on toilets or touching door handles.. There is a difference.
I have forbidden my kids to marry anyone short. They must go for someone at least 6 foot tall, minimum!
There is absolutely no disease in the world that you can catch from one person's butt to your butt! NONE I TELL YOU!!!! Your buttocks are one of the cleanest places on your body. They are covered up by clothing all day long, away from all the germs. They are cleaner than your hands.
But if you insist....use a piece of tissue paper to create a gasket between your buttocks and the seat. We all know how effective tissue paper is at preventing unwanted disease and pregnancy.
OMG, my DS4 is such a character! The boys just brushed their teeth and are ready to head to Costco. DS8 asked DS4, "Did you finish brushing your teeth?"
DS4 stepped into the room, gave a big cheesy smile and made a "ding!" sound and a thumbs-up, just like in those commercials with the British woman who says, "Got a dirty mouth? Clean it up!"
Anyway, time to make our Costco run. And that probably means a hotdog or pizza or something from their cafeteria for lunch...
See ya!
Have fun at Costco! I'm headed out for lunch shortly.
Isn't that him in your teeny tiny avatar photo? He's the short one without the big hat right?
See, I told you it works to try and breed the short gene out of our family. In another 3 or 4 generations my family will be normal height!
We swabbed a toilet seat and door handle in microbiology class last semester and grew the microbes in a petri dish. The only things that had more colonies were the bottom of a purse and the hand rail of the stairs. I'll pass and go for the suspend 3 inches above and try not to spray approach.
There is absolutely no disease in the world that you can catch from one person's butt to your butt! NONE I TELL YOU!!!! Your buttocks are one of the cleanest places on your body. They are covered up by clothing all day long, away from all the germs. They are cleaner than your hands.
But if you insist....use a piece of tissue paper to create a gasket between your buttocks and the seat. We all know how effective tissue paper is at preventing unwanted disease and pregnancy.
I AM A TOILET SEAT SNOB AND A GERMAPHOBE....those things are loaded with germs...I hate that all the restrooms don't have paper towels in them also....I use them to turn off the water and open the door....I am not a toilet seat snob just a germaphobe.
I need to make a grocery store run too. See ya!
And thanks to you both! Thing is last night I was teasing her and we were having fun. She and Jeff were laying in our bed and I was hip hop dancing but exaggerated gangster type "yo yo yo homegirl" gesturing all over the place etc. Hamming it up right.
What had I done. I knew I was BAD. That was the point!
She said she was worried I would ruin her birthday party and make it the worst party ever.Ummmmm ok. We reminded her that she has had some amazing bashes in her short little life and mom would NEVER do that in front of her friends but I will ALWAYS feel comfortable to do that at home in my OWN house. I told her I was never going to be the mom who was straight laced and never played and joked around and if that is what she wanted then it was too bad because she didnt get it and I was not going to change. Then she started crying that she was sorry and she loved her birthday parties in the past she just didnt want this one to be ruined. I think she was just tired. Dance started this week full fledged and its always tough getting into that rushed routine again.
But man she did not appreciate the FUNK I brought to the room.
OMG.. That is so funny. My kids are still young enough to appreciate my quirks. Alex just rolls his eyes at me, MOOOOOMMMM. But Mikalah gets up and busts a move right on with me!
I would have gotten up and LEFT. There is NO WAY I would have paid for that meal. Check safeway. I know that some places have discount packages. Rides, food, TIckets to the fair and such.I was just checking prices today. It's only $8 for adult admission, $6.50 for DS8, and my sis says DS4 will be FREE. But you pay separately for rides, which naturally the kids will want to do. And something I read said rides cost at least "4 coupons each" and a ride coupon = $1. So even on lame rides, for the 4 of us it would cost $16! OUCH!
I think the boys would love to see the different animals, too. They loved the petting zoo at the Woodland Park Zoo, but DS4 was really freaked out at the idea of touching them, he just liked seeing OTHER people touch them.
And the babies. He loved the babies!
Yep... That.
Was it the all you can drink milk booth?
$1 and unlimited refills, now it's sponsored by Kemp's (local major dairy company).
It's one of our "must do".. sadly we skipped it this year, the line was NOT moving.
I was overheated and really needed to go home before I passed out.
speaking of passing out...
All you can drink milk in the heat? Oh man... Barf. But I hate milk... Hi, Shery, and good morning!
GEESH, how long to go without flushing? That would drive me insane! We just got DS8 to flush after each use, he's always been reluctant. Might have something to do with that time I used a public restroom that had a changing pad over the toilet, and the toilet flushed automatically while we were changing a diaper. He freaked out and about fell off the changing pad!
Oh GROSS. First thing they learn... You better FLUSH, because I am NOT doing it for you! 
