Chatterbox Hyena Thread (Everyone is Welcome)

[staley7580]

i am sure you did it like a pro

Back flip and all.

The not so exciting news for the weekend:

MIL and BIL are coming to visit (hooray BIL is not bringing his wiggie GF), we are going to Uptown Art Fair (and if we get bored there, we can hop the Target Art Bus . Slide off to Loring Park Art Festival or Powderhorn Art Fest... all within Minneapolis... The local freebie paper called it "art orgy weekend")


Out of respect to MIL (and not wanting to hear the blah blah I'lll donate my kidney to you , I don't care what the docs say blah blah blah...), hubby is going to run earlier in the day -- before they arrive tommorrow.

AND she is not allowed in our bedroom...where the dialsyis set up is located... I think she will freak and we will have to deal with Fatalistic woe is my life MIL again

We are doing... oh THATS right. Nothing. DH is working.

 

[Mkgaapril]

maybe you should staple MIL lips to the carpet

 

[staley7580]

It couldn't have been as bad as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3Q2lTifmc

 

[eatmypixiedust]

maybe you should staple MIL lips to the carpet

 

[funnygarcia]

i HATE being short...I have to use kitchen tools to get stuff that is high if my little stool is moved or being used....

Tall teenagers are useful creatures.. or a good long handled pair of tongs if said creature is not available.

 

[Mkgaapril]

I have 2 pair of giant tongs...and I have gotten very good at knocking the flour tub down to me...

why are you so shocked about the lip staple thing it would give her tounge something else to do

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Tall teenagers are useful creatures.. or a good long handled pair of tongs if said creature is not available.

One time I had ordered a soda from a Vietnamese restaraunt. Well there is this old woman that works there and she is really tiny. She couldn't reach the soda and started screaming in Vietnamese like a helpless child. I felt so bad but it was a little funny at the same time. She kept standing on her tippy toes and poking her finger through the racks (shelves inside the refrigerator) to get the soda. Then someone from the back came out and grabbed it for me.

 

[funnygarcia]

I didn't know you were 5'2. I'm 5'5 but that does not make me a giraffe. BTW, how much did Dizzy pay you to say that?

That's my issue with hyenas, they offer me money .. and I never get a cent

Now as a reminder that was funnygarcia @ yahoo .com for my paypal account.. I'm still owed a bunch for all those recaps

I am 5'8" and a half..

Amazon

 

[eatmypixiedust]

I have 2 pair of giant tongs...and I have gotten very good at knocking the flour tub down to me...

Pinata party!

 

[funnygarcia]

maybe you should staple MIL lips to the carpet

hmm, out of staples.. maybe paper tape, needles/syringes and some IV tubing ?

 

[staley7580]

That's my issue with hyenas, they offer me money .. and I never get a cent

Now as a reminder that was funnygarcia @ yahoo .com for my paypal account.. I'm still owed a bunch for all those recaps



Amazon

Shrimp.

 

[Mkgaapril]

who you calling shrimp....INGRID....

 

[eatmypixiedust]

That's my issue with hyenas, they offer me money .. and I never get a cent

Now as a reminder that was funnygarcia @ yahoo .com for my paypal account.. I'm still owed a bunch for all those recaps

Yes but see we have a procrastination fee and since you haven't re-capped in months, your pay pal account has dwindled.

 

[funnygarcia]

Shrimp.

mmmmmm tasty!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Shrimp.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

WOOHOOOO

Short People RULE!

I just saw this.

 

[funnygarcia]

Her's a little crash course for Gina.. or any of you wanting to visit Mall of America.. Minnesota.. and errr Me!!


Rules For Visiting Minnesota



3) Don't order a bottle or a can of soda here. Up here it's called Pop. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to a butt kicking.


4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you. We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hicks or we'll kick your butt.


5) We have plenty of business sense. You have to make a living up here. Naturally, we do sometimes have small lapses in judgment from time to time (Jesse Ventura) but we are not dumb enough to let someone move to our state in order to run for the Senate. If someone tried to do that, we would kick her butt back to Arkansas.


6) We are fully aware of how cold it gets here in the winter, so shut the heck up. Just spend your money and get the heck out of here or we'll kick your butt.



8) Don't try to fake a Minnesota accent. We don't have an accent. Do NOT mention the movie "Fargo" as that will incite a riot and you will get your butt kicked.



10) Yes, we know that ice fishing is "not your thing." We don't care. If you don't understand the beauty of being out on a lake when it's 10 below zero then you should go home and try fishing in New York Harbor. Also, if you hog the heater in the fish house we'll kick your butt.


11) Don't complain that Minnesota doesn't really have 10,000 lakes, we actually have around 22,000, so if you whine we'll kick your butt all the way back to Cleveland.


12) Don't ridicule our mannerisms. We only speak when spoken to. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet, little gray-haired grandmothers or they will kick some manners into your butt just like they did ours.



14) Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come out here and tell us how the Vikings and the Twins suck (only Minnesotans and true fans can knock'em down). If you do, this will get your butt shot (right after it is kicked). Just mention this once and you will go home in a pine box minus your butt.

 

[funnygarcia]

did we get lost in the slowdown?

 

[funnygarcia]

Aerial Lift Bridge in Duluth

Cherry Spoon at the Sculpture Garden in Minneapolis

Mississippi Headwaters in Itasca State Park

 

[funnygarcia]

Minnehaha Falls in Minneapolis

same falls in winter

Stone Arch Bridge entering Downtown Minneapolis