Change a few letters in a ride's name and you get...

[jsilvers]

Those over 30 may remember Tom Lehrer's song "Silent E" ("Who can turn a man into a mane?... Who can turn a can into a cane?..."). Inspired, I started to transform Disney attractions by adding, subtracting or changing a letter or two:

"Peter Pan's Fight" - Mary Martin and Sandy Duncan duke it out to determine who played him best. The original version of this ride was overseen by Walt Disney, who is memorialized at....

"One Man's Scream" - A tribute to Walt Disney goes horribly wrong when the cryogenic chamber shatters. Similar in premise to...

"Allen Encounter" - Guests are restrained and forced to watch old episodes of "Home Improvement," and only wish they were being ripped apart by an escaped monster. Located near...

"Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spit" - In the wake of "Toy Story Mania", it's also now 3-D, but you have to fill up the water guns yourself. This ride was preceded by...

"If You Had Wigs" - Sponsored by Eastern Hair Lines. In the days of A through E tickets, it was one of the few rides for which you didn't need toupee. Located near the former ride...

"Mission to Mass" - Come on, mom, just let me sleep in; it's Sunday morning! Not to be confused with...

"Emission Space" - Um, you might not want to go inside this ride for a few minutes. Located near the former ride...

"World of Emotion" - It's fun to be free (of psychological hang-ups). Located near the current ride...

"Bland Fiesta Tour" - Not as interesting as its predecessor, the "Rio de Tiempo". And if you like flowing water, you'll hate...

"Typhoid Lagoon" - River Country wasn't the only water park with a bacteria problem.

Anyone else want to play?...

 

[tinkbutt]

I'll give it a shot?

"Ariel's lotto"what use to be a dining opportunity is now a source of lucky lottery winners

 

[PADISFAM]

I am soo not creative but I thought I'd give it a

BTW- 'silent E' made a come back on PBS on the show 'Between the Lions'. A very good show for the pre-school set.

 

[tinkbutt]

heres one for my Dbf who likes cars


Lights,Motors,auction!!!-- an auction of Disney movie memorabilia!!

 

[Scornelius]

Hmm.... let's give this a go, shall we?



Pilates of the Caribbean- Join captain jack in an adventure for treasure, glory, and outstanding muscle tone!

Harmony Berber Shop- Shop for the ultimate disney souviniere-- 'Walt to Walt' carpeting!

Big Thumper Mountain- Ride through the hills and caverns of the american north, evading the stomping foot of a 75 rabbit.


Country Bear Gymboree - Develop balance, rhythm and social skills through play, song and interpretive dance with your favourite Good ol' bears.

Mad Teen Party-- the place to send all those angsty 14 year olds who DON'T WANT to go to the Magic Kingdom because it's for babies, CAN'T UNDERSTAND why you wont let them stay in the hotel and play nintendo, and WONT SURVIVE without talking to their significant other 8 times a day, roaming charges be dammed!

 

[EltonJohn]

Big Thumper Mountain- Ride through the hills and caverns of the american north, evading the stomping foot of a 75 rabbit.

 

[jsilvers]

Adding some more...

Astro Overbiter - Kid, you can have your teeth straightened, or a trip to Disney, but not both.

Mickey's Goontown - Home of the Beagle Boys and other assorted henchmen.

Reflections on China - The revamped Haunted Mansion still makes use of "Pepper's Ghost," but the images are shown on a rather small scale.

The Mocking of Me - Children who try to share their newfound knowledge are ridiculed and ostracized.

Oy! Canada! - It looks like some immigrants destined for the Lower East Side boarded the wrong ship.

Hall of Residents - A tribute to those who lived near Bay Lake before its acquisition by the Walt Disney Company.

The Living Seat - WDI's first effort at creating a "living character" wasn't very successful; an audio-animatronic chair just isn't that interesting.

SpectroTragic - A nighttime memorial procession to all cast members who have been "transferred to Uncle Walt's Department".

Backlit Tour - An early "filler" attraction at Disney-MGM Studios, reviewing the history of set lighting in Hollywood. See also "Sounds Disingenuous" (it's a worthwhile attraction - no, really!).

 

[N10CJT]

Squash Mountain.... Dive into the Briar Patch in a hollowed out zuchinni.

 

[NorweJenNY]

Mad Teen Party-- the place to send all those angsty 14 year olds who DON'T WANT to go to the Magic Kingdom because it's for babies, CAN'T UNDERSTAND why you wont let them stay in the hotel and play nintendo, and WONT SURVIVE without talking to their significant other 8 times a day, roaming charges be dammed!

That's just a scary name for an attraction!

Would WDW be liable for any cat fights that break out?

 

[Becky521]

Squash Mountain.... Dive into the Briar Patch in a hollowed out zuchinni.

 

[logan115]

Hmm.... let's give this a go, shall we?



Country Bear Gymboree - Develop balance, rhythm and social skills through play, song and interpretive dance with your favourite Good ol' bears.

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Ok - here's another version :

Country Beer Jamboree - Try some of the best brews made out in the country, please save this attraction for AFTER you ride the Teacups....

 

[indiesgirl4ever]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

cash mountain- as you go down that 5 story drop have buckets of cash stream down the mountain
WARNING: may become extremly wealthy!!


HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[neffernie]

you are all so funny!

ok...here is my go at it:

The Mall of Presidents: Liberty Square's premier shopping emporium. Visit Abe Lincoln in the hat department, George W Bush in Men's Wear, and Bill Clinton in Ladies Apparel. Not to be confused with...

It's a Mall World which sells strickly children's clothes.

The Many Adventures of Pooh: Disney's failed attempt at marketing restrooms as attractions.

Enchanted Tiki Barber Room: The birds have flown the coop. Guests now sit in a circle as well-dressed sports commentators serenade them from their perches.

Swiss Family Beehouse: There's an anaphylatic shock around every bend!

 

[Mom2Evie]

Oy! Canada! - It looks like some immigrants destined for the Lower East Side boarded the wrong ship.[.quote]
This one made me laugh so hard I thought coffee was going to shoot out my nose.

Swiss Family Beehouse: There's an anaphylatic shock around every bend!

Not too far off base. On two different occassions, we've been unable to see the Treehouse. It was closed because of bees!!

"Allen Encounter" - Guests are restrained and forced to watch old episodes of "Home Improvement," and only wish they were being ripped apart by an escaped monster. Located near...


"Mission to Mass" - Come on, mom, just let me sleep in; it's Sunday morning! Not to be confused with...

The first one here, I pictured Woody Allen when I first read the title, not Tim Allen. The next one, well that one I've ridden many, many times in my life and it is currently my daughter's favorite ride.

 

[stopher1]

ok, how about going to

Blizzard Peach - Sloshing and shushing all the way to the pits

or riding

Trace Mountain - Strap yourself in, grab a pad and pencil, and trace the shapes you see as you speed along the track

or you could stay at

Bland Floridian Resort & Spa - Dedicated to those fabulous but boring days before Florida was the place to spend the winter

Port Orleans Wrench Quarter - Laze your days away within the eclectic atmosphere of the Louisiana bayou, and enjoy themed accomodations in the Crescent, Allen, and Ratchet buildings!

 

[N10CJT]

Gash Mountain: Find out what really happens when you get thrown into a briar patch.

 

[neffernie]

Port Orleans Wrench Quarter - Laze your days away within the eclectic atmosphere of the Louisiana bayou, and enjoy themed accomodations in the Crescent, Allen, and Ratchet buildings!

I read that as Port Orleans Wench Quarter!

 

[tinkntraining]

How about...
Beauty and the Breast -- a comedy about a beautiful, yet bubble-headed young blonde, who mistakenly told the surgeon, 'I want to be a 34G'

 

[neffernie]

Gumbo: Fly over Fantasyland in a giant shrimp, crawdad, or andouille sausage.

 

[splashmtrider]

Kali Shiver Rapids - Explore the northern glaciers on this rapid ice water rafting adventure. CAUTION YOU WILL GET SOAKED!

Big thunder fountain ail rode- take the wildest ride in the west. Remember to bring your rubber suit cause this is the lightning capitol of the world (literally). It rains ginger ail and lightning almost every day.

Monsters Ink Floor - all the ink you can carry for only 5.99 per person

pest track - race thoughs tough to get rid of pest around the race track to put em through there paces before they can be released to the public


Dinodoor - go on a journey to bring dinosaurs back to the future. Cation, journey may be too intence for little children

carnitours - go into a galaxy far far away to stop an evil enemy force that uses dinosaurs and metiors to destroyu planets

muppet prinson 3d - stand guard and watch these comedic prinsoners in 3d