a note to future brides reading this...
approximately 8 days before your wedding you WILL freak out. you WILL dream of changing your dress, yet again, to ivory or gold because you think you look better in those colors than you do in white. you WILL wake up in the middle of the night with the crazy idea that you JUST MIGHT be able to spray paint your dress ivory. you might scrap that idea all together and begin yet another search for wedding dress #4.
the pile of stuff to pack that is currently sitting on your couch will begin to overwhelm you. you will have to separate yourself from your emotions at this point and just WALK AWAY.
every time you look at the garment bag holding the dress that you have recently decided is the wrong color you'll begin to hyperventilate because you still don't have a concrete plan as to how huge, wrong colored dress is going to fit on the plane.
you'll find that eating, and really thinking at this point are becoming increasingly difficult.
every time your cat breaths, you'll think she's dying (so far we're up to 3 vet trips this week).
you'll simply forget that you have had a car in the shop for a week.
while eating pizza at a restaurant with your friends, you'll turn to your fiance with a demonic look and tell him not to bother you in your "happy" place. said fiance and other friends all look down at their plates while mouthing "bridezilla."
you don't even want to go to the mall to pick up your engagement ring that's being sized for the 17th time, because at the mall, you MIGHT find something else that you HAVE to have for the wedding and that would ruin your plan. for this reason, you illogically start a fight with your fiance before he even gets out of bed because you want HIM to go to the mall WITH you so as to stop you from unnecessarily spending any more money.
i'm losing it.
