"I'm SO much prettier than Bush. Look at me, hardly any gray hair, my nose doesn't slope either. I have nicer eyebrows too, not as bushy. I'm so attractive. I wonder what I'm having for dinner? Hopefully pot roast. I love a good pot roast. I can't wait to watch Dancing with the Stars tonight. And those people better have cleaned my lawn! I hate paying for stuff that doesn't get done when I want. Bush doesn't have to wait to get his lawn cleaned. Wait...what did he just say?"