Will's a nice kid and all, but he's only a boy. You need someone who's sailed the seven seas. Someone who's had his feet firmly planted on a rocking ship while the blustering winds knocked those weaker over. Someone who's stared a hurricane in the eye and blew back harder. Did I tell you about the time I was shipwrecked. Days it was, I mean weeks, no months...I swear I was on that deserted island for over 3 yrs with nothing but me blade, and a revolver with 1 bullet. Eventually I lashed some sea turtles together, I know you must have heard this tale. It's made me famous you know.
Oh, and ladies did i mention me gold? I might have forgot. I know the location of a secret isle.