Captain Jack Sparrow says hello

[Wagamama]

Originally posted by ***********
I loved your film, I'm trying to steal it even as we speak (I told you I was good pirate material).

Laughing my *** off even as i type this!!! LOL!!! Laura!! You're a great pirate aboard the USS Kazaa!

 

[Wagamama]

Originally posted by oddball27
***********, MelanieC, Wagamama, Serena, where did you all go??? I didn't mean to mess it all up!!

you didn't mess anything up! I was taking a nap!

 

[SuiteDisney]

I just took a little snooze myself.

I'm at a loss at what more I can do to prove myself to Captain Jack.... I've offered to change my hair color, I'm more than willing to visit his cabin and partake of some rum, I've fought of the evil, fickle wench (love ya, Von ), I've posted pic after pic of my favorite pirate, I've flattered, and I've even confessed my undying fantastical lust for a braided bearded pirate to my DH and suffered his laughter.

If Captain Jack wants to hear any more sweet talkin', he's gonna have to come across with a few sweet words himself.

 

[Wagamama]

i don't think the two-timing a hole knows any!

 

[Serena]

Ashton, it wasn't anyone, I had other things I had to do and couldn't stay to watch the fun.

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Lovely Laura with the rainbow hair. I've offered you jewels and gold. Have you ever seen a rainbow from the center of the equator? A modern day pirate after me own heart. Some day soon we'll have to sail away.

Von - A female pirate, perhaps too much like me. You know how I feel. I've told you how special you are. Perhaps you will find it in your heart to forgive. But you don't see other ladies pictures in my posts. I told you a pirate is faithful one hundred percent.

 

[Wagamama]

Originally posted by Captain Jack Sparrow
Von- You know how I feel. I've told you how special you are.

how do you feel? and when did you tell me how special i am?

 

[SuiteDisney]

Of course you're special, Von. You're the special clean-up wench, you get to wash the dishes and swab the decks. Sorry Captain Jack and I can't help you, but we'll be busy - drinking rum, watching rainbows, checking out... ah... maps, singing songs....

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me!!!

 

[Wagamama]

I asked Captain Jack, not Laura the Kazaa stealer!

Now bug off! Cap. Jack and I are having a heart to heart!

 

[oddball27]

Hey Captain Jack!! What about me?!?!?!

 

[Wagamama]

i thought you wanted Will Turner!! I gave him up for you!

 

[SuiteDisney]

Girls, girls, girls... go fight over that little boy, Will Turner. Leave the pirate captain to a woman.

 

[Wagamama]

I think Capt. Jack wants a YOUNG woman (like me) not some lil' old lady!

 

[oddball27]

No no NO!! Look what Captain Jack said about me!!!

Will's a nice kid and all, but he's only a boy. You need someone who's sailed the seven seas. Someone who's had his feet firmly planted on a rocking ship while the blustering winds knocked those weaker over. Someone who's stared a hurricane in the eye and blew back harder. Did I tell you about the time I was shipwrecked. Days it was, I mean weeks, no months...I swear I was on that deserted island for over 3 yrs with nothing but me blade, and a revolver with 1 bullet. Eventually I lashed some sea turtles together, I know you must have heard this tale. It's made me famous you know.

and

Me thinks Oddball knows how to treat a fellow. Will doesn't even have peach fuzz ya know.

and

Sorry Lassy you left me speachless. I believe I may have offended certain fans of mine. Perhaps they weren't cut out to be pirate's women.

See!! He likes me too!!!!!!!!!! Will says he wants Elizabeth!!

 

[oddball27]

I think Capt. Jack wants a YOUNG woman (like me) not some lil' old lady!

All the more reason for him to pick me!!!

 

[Wagamama]

so change your name to Elizabeth!

besides girly, your a MINOR!!!

 

[SuiteDisney]

Originally posted by Wagamama
I think Capt. Jack wants a YOUNG woman (like me) not some lil' old lady!

I think the term you were looking for is "experienced mature woman", Miss Wagamama Von Wench! You're still wet behind the ears and Captain Jack is much too busy sailing the Black Pearl to bother with your high-maintainance attitude. You girls really need to stick with the boys and leave the men to us women.

You keep talkin' like a wench and I'm going to slap you like a wench!

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

Since the position of First Mate is already taken, I'd like to apply to be Will's "First Mate"

I can bribe with rum! Lots and lots of rum! So much rum they will have to call it Captain Sparrow's instead of Captain Morgan's!

 

[oddball27]

EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!! A MINOR!!!!!!!! When all of you left, Captain Jack talked to ME!!!!!!!! See my post above to see all the things he said to me!!!!!!!!!! Hmph!!!

 

[Wagamama]

Originally posted by ***********
I think the term you were looking for is "experienced mature woman"

no, no...the term i'm looking for is "lil' old lady" like YOU!!