Captain Jack Sparrow says hello

[SuiteDisney]

Originally posted by Wagamama
yo, laura...we all know what he looks like

Shep didn't.

 

[Disney845]

I think she is vying for the post of fan club leader.

But hey maybe our Captain is a narcissist and will cave to her not-so-subtle admiration techniques?

 

[Wagamama]

who? me or laura?

love you laura!! i was just kidding with you

 

[Disney845]

Originally posted by Wagamama
who? me or laura?

I was referring to her posting multiple pics of him...I would suppose it to be a huge ego stroker for a guy!!

 

[Wagamama]

oh! right!

 

[catsrule]

I'll take tongue boy over him. I'll take Hugh Jackman over tongue boy.

 

[SuiteDisney]

Captain Jack knows I have good taste in pirates.

 

[Wagamama]

riiiiiiiiiiight Laura, whatever you say!

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

My my my ladies. You need to keep in mind that

how does Von Sparrow sound?

Pirates don't do marriage.
I don't believe I've ever seen my face pasted around quite so much. Next thing you know it will be showing up on shirts and little dolly things. Which do you think is my best side?
Laura - any girl capable of being a blonde and a red-head....well I'd have to think she was mighty special. Care to go to my cabin to see my map collection? How about some rum?

Von - Wow, a brunette is really just a red-head with lots of natural highlights. And curls, even better. Care to go to my cabin and see my map collection? How about some rum?

Remember you can always trust a pirate. If he says he's true he's true.

 

[Wagamama]

Originally posted by Captain Jack Sparrow
Von - Wow, a brunette is really just a red-head with lots of natural highlights. And curls, even better. Care to go to my cabin and see my map collection? How about some rum?

sure! is will turner going to be there?

 

[SuiteDisney]

Why, Captain Jack, I'd love to come to your cabin and see your... ahh... map collection.

 

[Wagamama]

Originally posted by Captain Jack Sparrow
Von - Wow, a brunette is really just a red-head with lots of natural highlights. And curls, even better. Care to go to my cabin and see my map collection? How about some rum?

Why, Captain Jack, I'd love to come to your cabin and see your... ahh... map collection

Laura, i do believe he asked ME to see his uh...map collection. Run along now! buh bye!

 

[SuiteDisney]

We've changed our minds, Von, we don't need you to serve the rum. I can take care of things myself.

 

[Wagamama]

but i'm still the one who was invited to see his um...map collection

see that paragraph up there?

Originally posted by Captain Jack Sparrow
Von (that would be me!!) - Wow, a brunette is really just a red-head with lots of natural highlights. And curls, even better (haha!!! ). Care to go to my cabin and see my map collection? How about some rum?

see? he's talking to me (VON) not you (LAURA)...

 

[SuiteDisney]

Originally posted by Captain Jack Sparrow
My my my ladies. You need to keep in mind that
Pirates don't do marriage.

I don't believe I've ever seen my face pasted around quite so much. Next thing you know it will be showing up on shirts and little dolly things. Which do you think is my best side?

Laura - any girl capable of being a blonde and a red-head....well I'd have to think she was mighty special. Care to go to my cabin to see my map collection? How about some rum?

Remember you can always trust a pirate. If he says he's true he's true.

Von, your problem seems to be selective reading. Pay extra attention to the "mighty special."

Like, I said before, we don't need you to serve the rum. But you're welcome to wash the dishes.

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By the way, Captain Jack, I think you look dashing from any side.

 

[Wagamama]

you know what Laura? I think he's playing us both!

lets get him!

 

[SuiteDisney]

He's not even worth your time and effort, Von.

I'll get him!

 

[Wagamama]

NO!!!!

i get him!!! you said if Will Turner showed up he'd be mine and you'd get Captain twotime! well, i don't see Will Turner here, do you?!

 

[*Robin*]

It's too bad you have such a crowd around you Captain! I was just making plans to buy a lovely little island in the Pacific that would be the perfect port in a storm. It would be wonderful for you to drop in for a visit.

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

well will is not really in touch with his true pirate self. He might truly be a one woman man. All that land living dilutes your blood and other things. Reduces your endurance so to speak.