Originally posted by Captain Jack Sparrow
well will is not really in touch with his true pirate self. He might truly be a one woman man. All that land living dilutes your blood and other things. Reduces your endurance so to speak.

Originally posted by Wagamama
Laura... he's all yours
i've thought and contemplated over this for at least 5 minutes now and i've decided to step out of the Capt. Jack competition. i hope your both very happy together.
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Originally posted by Wagamama
you two timing cheap old dirtbag!!!!![]()

Originally posted by oddball27
Don't forget, you always have tongue boy!!!!!
Ouch, that felt like a slap in the face.wonderful....so where's will? is he here yet? huh? go get him you two timing cheap old dirtbag!!!!
Aahh, hmm, me will have to mull this over.It's too bad you have such a crowd around you Captain! I was just making plans to buy a lovely little island in the Pacific that would be the perfect port in a storm. It would be wonderful for you to drop in for a visit.

Are all the lovely ladies dumping me. Listen lasses, did I tell you about me treasure. Lovely jewels and gold.

Originally posted by Captain Jack Sparrow
Wenches can be so fickle. They want to have their will's their tongue boys, and assorted other spares. But you say the wrong thing (who know what) and they be calling you a scurvy dog and slapping you in the face.