I’m baaaack…
(From the Caribbean that is) and needless to say, I’m behind in the proceedings as well.
So I’ll just have to back up about 20,000 Leagues and just keep swimming till I catch up to the rest of ya’.
Before I even get started,
I'm just going to throw this out there like a wet noodle flapping in the breeze.
Well… if they weren’t flapping in the breeze, then you’d never know when it was time to harvest them now would you?
I know I didn't post any bonus questions,
but there are still some...
Bonus points!
GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes – 1 point for letting the dogs… do what they do, 1 point for not commenting on sizes.
Cool! I got points for not doing things.
Wonder what all else I could also not do that might then profit?
Hummmmm…
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Oh, poop. I already gave you the answer, didn't I.
And somewhere in the world…
Ron Popeil has his face in his palm.
Well, I guess I owe it to a love of reading, my parents...
and Jacques Cousteau...
and James Bond...
and Disney.
There’s a mighty fine list of influences under any circumstances.
My folks bought me a set of five books when I was little that I really loved.
Nice collection there.
My Momma (bless her) had a rule about Christmas presents in particular that went:
“Something for learning, something for reading, something to wear and something just for fun.”
As such, I had a number of very similar books show up over my youth.
And they had similar effects on my outlook and obsessions as well.
Dang my folks were pretty smart.
(I suppose a Mardi Gras mask would've been cool too,
but possibly not as practical for keeping water out of one's eyes.)
Nope… they’re designed to hide the effects on one’s eyes caused by pouring vast amounts of rather different liquids directly down one’s throat.
Around that time, Jacques Cousteau, (whom you may have heard of
and whom you may know as the inventor of the aqua-lung, the first scuba ever)
I miss those specials… Family television events they were.
Folks rarely gather around the teley as a family in the same way anymore.
And then along came James Bond and Thunderball.
Cue Tom Jones…
(the lyric made no sense, but he surely belted it out)
We may not have even had a TV at that time.
(Can you imagine???)
Yep.
When I met my wife (in the late 90s), I didn’t own a TV.
She is still shocked by that fact.
When I was in grade 12, one of my high-school teachers
(a certified dive instructor) offered to teach a dive class
to anyone who wanted to learn.
Not something that you see done in schools any more.
You’re a lucky man there.
I did it by keeping my mind a nice complete blank slate.
So.. my normal state of mind...
Beat us to that punch line.
Bonus points for Ponzi!
No! Not pressed up there! Get your collective minds out of the gutter!
Awwwwww…
But the gutter is where some of the nicest jokes happen to dwell.
Before we begin our underwater exploration,
just a few rules and regulations for safety, okay?
“There are a few, uh, provisos, a, a couple of quid pro quos.”
And now for something completely...
Different?
Dang, wrong movie.
Let's talk about sharks, shall we?
“Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes… black eyes… like a doll's eye.”
Oh wait… not what you had in mind?
I wasn't planning on grabbing Dory anyway.
That sounds like, but isn't, a euphemism for something naughty.
So far as we know.
There are just two more things to cover and then we can get wet.
Which also sounds like, but isn't, a euphemism for something naughty.
(Whoops, I just missed an opportunity to “not” say something right there didn’t I?)
We were reminded that we would be seen by Disney guests and to act accordingly.
Oh, so many possible directions to take that one…
Did I not mention that I had video?
Not yet, but that’s very cool!
I'll admit that the first part of the video is a little hokey.
(which you could purchase for an additional $30.... D'uh! Of course I will!!!)
It’s Disney for Peat’s sake.
“Take my money… Please!”
(actually, that’s more Henny Youngman then Walt, but it works in this instance)
I actually couldn't wait for that part to be done.
I wanted to look around! Not be led around!
You rebel, you.
Which looks scary... but is essentially just a big puppy dog.
Good boy… Fetch!
Oh wait, this might not be the best time for that game.
But it (they?) was so beautiful, that I wasn't scared of it.
Plus... it didn't get too close. So, there's that.
Discretion is still the better part of valor.
But where were the turtles?
On the EAC dude.
Righteous!
Shhhh..... The turtles are sleeping.
Oh, sorry about that, I’ll try to be quieter…
Righteous…
I left them to their dreams of the EAC (East Australian Current.)
See…
I had it right the first time.
In an aquarium, I do believe.
I was preoccupied with breathing,
following directions and not being taken for a hors d'oeuvre.
Well if you’re gonn’a be preoccupied by something…
But I probably spent most (oh, about 85-90%) of my time...
Interacting with children.

It was So. Much. Fun!!!
More bonus points for Ponzi
Suddenly I realized...
"I'm swimming two feet underneath a freaking stingray!!!!
And blowing bubbles at it!!!!"
How much cooler can you get?
You can't!!!
That would be very hard to top.
Very hard indeed.
That was the signal that the dive was over.
I waved one last time to some folks and headed up.
Awwwwwww…
The dive was over, but the tour wasn't quite finished yet.
Hooray!!
There, Melissa had hot coffee for the adults and
hot chocolate for the little ones.
Boy that hot chocolate warmed me right back up!
Always remain one of the little ones.
They’re always having more fun.
Disney never told me that I had to have a partner
in order to do Dive Quest.
But.
Remember Melissa's husband? Who came along for the ride?
Guess who spent the entire dive shadowing me?
Talk about pixie dust.
I do believe you owe him all those bonus points you just accrued.
(we must have elves or something... I'll have to ask Ruby.)
You’ll pay for that one.
But the winner will also receive the rare Dive Quest T-shirt.
Very cool.
Good thing I back in the middle of the pack.
There’s no way anyone on our house could wear it either.
And that was my diving experience at The Living Seas!
And one heck of an experience it was.
Am I forgetting anything?
Ah, yes.
Must put an end to the whining and angst.
You can try but I suspect that going to be an eternal curse
Hummmm…
I suspect that you’ve already given out the actual points for this round by now, but…
I’ll play just for giggles.
1. I did do one more attraction that evening.
What was the next attraction that I visited?
2. I did see a nighttime show that night,
did I stay for Illuminations? Or go to another park?
(Wishes? Fantasmic!?)
3. At whichever park I happen to end the night...
how long do I wait for the bus?
Ooooooo… tough ones.
I’m likely to miss them anyway, so no harm, no foul if I go way, way out on a limb here…
1 - The monorail (well, I consider it an attraction).
2 - You rode the rails over to MK for Wishes.
3 - 45 min (it would take several busses to deal with all the folks leaving at the same time)
That’s probably one great big goose egg there, and… I am late entering.
I may need to use my “ask for points one time” card here just to catch back up with the rest of the folks in the middle of the pack.
Great update sir.
Quite the experience.
Now to go off and read the more recent update.
“I’ll be back…”