Best April Fools Ever! New 12/23 Family Magic Tour part 2 pg 1010 post 15150!!!

[Disneydad99]

In Just 4 Dozen Minus 2 Days DisneyMom Gets Mad at Disneydad for the 1st time in The World (this trip) & Disneydad Kisses Her & reminds Her that He is Diabetic!!!


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[Trentmom]

This is what happens when you leave your trip report...readers go and run amok and wreak havoc!!

Dontcha love it???

 

[Disneydad99]

I know I am a Party Pooper....But ya'll go ahead & run Wild ...I got to Go to Bed (with DisneyMom)!!!!!





Goodnight

 

[Trentmom]

In Just 4 Dozen Minus 2 Days DisneyMom Gets Mad at Disneydad for the 1st time in The World (this trip) & Disneydad Kisses Her & reminds Her that He is Diabetic!!!


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ahah...you are hear...you are so quiet.....you sneaky up on me everytiem and I never hear ya

 

[Disneymommom]

There once was a little frog who wanted to take out a home improvement loan to fix up his pad. His name is Kermit Jagger.
He hopped over to his local bank, went up to the teller and said, "Hi, I'd like to take out a loan to fix up my pad."
The teller replied, "You need to see our loan officer. Her name is "Patricia Black."

So the frog hops over to the loan officer's desk and sits down. When Patricia arrives she ask, "What can I do for you?"

The frog says, "I'd like to take out a loan to fix up my pad."

Patricia asked, "What do you have for collateral?"

After thinking for a couple of moments about what he could offer the frog reaches into his little froggy pocket and pulls out a small white elephant.

"This is a very unusual form of collateral." said Patricia. "I'll have to check with our bank president to see if it's ok."

Patricia goes to the president and says, "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who want's a home loan and this white elephant is all he is offering for collateral. What should I do?"

The bank president takes the small white elephant and after carefully examining it hands it back to Patricia and says,

"It's a nick-knack Patty Black give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

 

[Trentmom]

I know I am a Party Pooper....But ya'll go ahead & run Wild ...I got to Go to Bed (with DisneyMom)!!!!!





Goodnight

We will be good..


Sweet Dreams

 

[Disneymommom]

Sweet Dreams Disneydad! Have a great night and a good tomorrow!!!

 

[Disneymommom]

Kermit LetterFrog's
TOP TEN REASONS WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A FROG

10. Babes are always kissing you because they think you'll turn into a prince.
9. Flies in your soup are a bonus.
8. You're above toads on the food chain.
7. Green goes with absolutely everything!
6. Pond Scum is a term of endearment.
5. Most restaurants have a "no croaking" section.
4. Amphibians are at a minimum risk of appearing on Geraldo.
3. You can scratch hard to reach places with your tongue.
2. You can donate your body to science for big bucks!
1. It sure beats being a newt.

 

[Disneymommom]

A man walks in to a doctors office with a frog on his head.
The doctor leaps up and says:
"Good grief, how on earth did you get that great ugly thing!"

The frog looks down and replies:
"I dunno Doc, it started out as a little wart on my bottom!"

 

[Disneymommom]

A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."
The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," said the psychic, "Next semester in her biology class."

 

[Disneymommom]

Baby Frog: Mama, who is smarter- a chicken or a frog?
Mama Frog: We are of course!!

Baby Frog: How do you know?

Mama Frog: Well, who ever heard of Kentucky Fried Frog?

 

[Disneymommom]

There was a really cute princess walking through the woods, and she heard a voice calling,
"Hey Really Cute Princess!"
She looked around and didn't see anyone but a frog. She started to walk on but the frog called again.
"Hey Really Cute Princess, if you take me home and let me sleep on your pillow, I will turn back into a Handsome Prince!"

It had been a very boring day so she decided to give it a try even though she really didn't believe the frog.

The Really Cute Princess took the frog home with her and let him sleep on her pillow. When she got up the next day what do you think she found?
There on her pillow sat a really Handsome Prince.

Do you believe the story?

Well neither did her mother!

 

[Disneymommom]

one more post to go to get to 3,000!

 

[Disneymommom]

WOOHOO, MADE IT, 3,000 POSTS! PARTY TIME AND NO ONE HERE TO CELEBRATE WITH ME, SIGH!!!!

 

[Trentmom]

Mom...first off, we are done with the frogs..for now..we have moved on to mullets...Just wanted to let you know for future reference,,,but good frog jokes anyways..

Second:

CONGRATS ON 3000 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Trentmom]

And You Might Wear a Mullet
You might wear a Mullet if you mow your yard and find a car

You might wear a mullet if you belch after a good meal rather than say your compliments to the chef

You might wear a Mullet if you have 20 cars that don’t work

You might wear a Mullet if one of your family members has died after saying “watch this”

Republicans invest in stock portfolios. Mullets invest in commemorative plates.

 

[Trentmom]

 

[Disneymommom]

Mom...first off, we are done with the frogs..for now..we have moved on to mullets...Just wanted to let you know for future reference,,,but good frog jokes anyways..

Second:

CONGRATS ON 3000 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know but couldn't find mullet jokes, lol, I was determined to get to 3,000 posts and no one was helping by talking to me so I amused myself with frog jokes, lol.

Thanks, woohoo never thought I'd make it to 3,000!!!!

 

[Disneymommom]

oh ugly, lol

 

[Disneymommom]