I did not take any food porn last night. I went to The Melting Pot for the first time and had their fondue. I've been to another fondue place before, just not that one.
I didn't have the cheese fondue, but I had the entree and dessert fondues. I must say they were excellent, as was the glass of De Loach Pinot Noir.
This was a Girl's Night Out dinner with three friends, and we were originally going to eat at the Cooper's Hawk Winery/Restaurant, another place I hadn't been to. What did we do after indulging in fondue?
We went to Cooper's Hawk to do the wine tasting!

For $7, they gave samples of 8 wines, and boy they were fantastic! My favorite was a red wine I hadn't had before, a Barbera. Pronounced Bar-BEAR-ah, like the animator, not Barbara, like the name.

That and the Petite Syrah were my faves.
I enjoyed them so much, I joined their wine club. Every month they charge you for a wine that you can either pick up at the place or have it shipped every three months. I chose the pick-up method. You had options to choose from, too. If you like whites, you can choose to have only whites. Or only reds. Or the "variety" option. Since they alternate white and red from month to month, you can pick any wine for your option, up to $20. I chose "reds", and October will be a red month.
And you earn points towards a $25 gift certificate towards dining in the restaurant, for every 350 points you make in purchases or dining in the restaurant. You get discounts on purchases and cases.
And their merchandise was awesome. I saw some great rhinestone tshirts with cute wine slogans on it. "Save Water, Drink Wine" and "Well Red" with a book and glass of red wine outlined in red rhinestones, all designs over black tshirts. I found pics of them on the internet, too.
And they have $65 wine event dinners that sound awesome, too.
You can shop online at their site
http://www.coopershawkwinery.com/ and even join the wine club online. I think the prices were fairly reasonable with most wines $19.99 or less, except for their "lux" wines in the $35 range. I tried the Lux Merlot and didn't like it as much as the cheaper wines.
And here's something for Brenda: Looks like they are coming to St. Louis!

Guess we'll have to keep checking their home page to see when the St. Louis location will be open. The one I went to is a new location in South Barrington, IL. The Wheeling, IL location is actually closer to me, and that's the one I'll be most likely to go to.
Ok, now I want to discuss my Gluttoberfest review. I was thinking about a rating system similar to Catherine's Simpsons Rating System.
I thought, why not have something related to Sleeping Beauty, since that's my favorite Disney film? So I devised the SKUMPS! Rating System, which I have not yet posted. I'm posting here first to find out from the friendies whether I should actually use these!
Yes, you are my guinea pigs! So let's start for the worst rating to the best rating.
First, we have King Hubert with the Bad rating:
"The food is so bad, I should cut the people responsible for cooking this mess with my rapier-sharp fish!"
Next, we have the Minstrel, in his first of many appearances with the Ok rating:
This means: "The food was perfectly ok to be served to the masses."
Next, we have the Good rating:
As in, "If you don't mind, my good man, I believe I'll have some more."
And now, the Excellent rating:
"This is excellent; too good to let any go to waste!"
And since Catherine pointed out that we need a Homer, a gastromic ecstasy picture, I finish with a Gluttony rating:
This should be self-explanatory.

This picture should state, "My excess of gluttony and sloth is a sight to behold. That's how good the food and wine were."