Dear Queenie
Little known facts that were left out of the story
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First thing it was a monsoon with 200mph winds, why when the Epcot monorail was picked up and dropped in the middle of the pin central station on top of the tourist wearing a witch costume I thought we were goners, but when we exited the smashed car and that little girl yelled your not in Kansas anymore Dorothy that was just creepy. Two munchkins came out sing follow the Eisner road but it was just Super Traders Mike and Darren on their knees, so that was not creepy just weird.
Point of Interest the Exit sign on the smashed monorail was illuminated at 6 foot candles, and transfer of power from the track lines to the emergency back up batteries was under 10 seconds well within tolerance, and OSHA compliance (Way to go Disney ) Good job
Dear DIS people do not go to CNN looking for the story its not there, the official Disney response to the incident is that it never happened
The smashed monorail in front of pin central is an advertisement for the new Wizard of OZ ride opening in December. The witch did not die on property she actually was declared dead in Kansas.
We would have made it except somebody's annual pass would not work, and somebody was escorted away in handcuffs by Disney security, it was not me, it was not Manny
Hmmmm that leaves
. Come on people starts with a D
. no not Donald
another clue D _ N_ A not Dana either.
Then two Florida natives could not drive in the rain, and were late getting there hmmmm starts with a A, and her mom J.
As to the massive amount of lightning I cared not I was willing to die for my queen, and we all know after 18 some odd years of marriage
I welcome death. And I know God will not kill me he's having too much fun making me run around after pins for Perndweler, and Tink. (love ya both mean it!!!)
And Jeff the wet T-shirt contest was not fair we were up against a tourist lady with one boob bigger then the other
Why she came in first and third.
So after my near attempt at lightning suicide I was all set to search for the pin, but there were those that wanted to eat, play with the talking trashcan, talk to the wet tourists and the wet t-shirt contest winner. Then there was the
I want a latte extra foam with burnt milk episode.
Why my queen for you I dumped the non believers and went on by myself to find the pin, I was alas sadly sidetracked by the Brazilian girls that had once again returned to Disney and called out my name "MR PINS" I then had to suffer greatly for many hours as they insisted I judge their impromptu wet t-shirt contest cause they missed the main one at pin central
It was horrible all I could think of was I must find Leslie that pin, I cant keep wasting time with these model type looking goddesses, and their silly wet t-shirt contest. Luckily after 2 or so hours I got away from them and continued on my quest.
Congrats to Conchita Manuellez Riveras Montello Enchilada Smith. The winner of the wet t-shirt contest, and to the other 29 runner ups.
I met up with the whiners in Mexico, and was immediately put to work as defense Lawyer pleading Ambers case as she was getting ready to be sent to prison for killing an entire family of pottery Flamingos. Thank goodness I speak Spanish, cause Donna was trying, and Manny was helping, but was telling her to tell the Security guard things like
Si yo soi malla, and Manny es mui macho si. Translation what's your badness level dude.
So my Queen I tried, the rest played and broke stuff. BUT WE WILL NOT GIVE UP!!!!!!
Until Friday then all bets are off.