Jake is on Ellen today. Is he on every Monday?
Let me see...he'll say he fell in love, found the woman of his dreams, yada yada yada. I swear, every season is scripted...with the same script.
And yet...I still watch!

OK...there's always the season-specific drama that I just CANNOT miss.
Darn...just remembered...soccer practice tonight. DS can drive, but I want to talk to the coach. Decisions decisions. I wonder if they'll be watching The Bachelor at the Sports Bar?

I might just have to wait another two hours to see it. Darn!