BABY CLONE: I WASNT BORN YESTERDAY
Clones Statement Contradicts Clonaids Story
Controversy hit the cloning world today, as the first cloned human -- a baby named Eve -- spoke out to contradict the account of her birth given earlier in the day by her creators, Clonaid, a group linked to the religious sect known as the Raelians.
I wasnt born yesterday, the cloned baby said in a hastily arranged press conference at a Holiday Inn in Hollywood, Florida.
After categorically contradicting the Clonaid spokesperson, who had said that the clone had, in fact, been born yesterday, Eve took no questions from the press corps, telling reporters that she was cranky and needed a nap.
All in all, it was a bad day for the credibility of Clonaid, who, after stating that the cloning procedure had been very close to that which produced Dolly the Sheep, had their story contradicted later in the day by Dolly herself.
The kind of cloning procedure that produced me could not possibly produce a human, Dolly said in a press conference at a Holiday Inn in Hollywood, Florida. When I first saw those reports today, I was like, Baaaaah!
The Raelians, who believe that mankind was created by super-intelligent aliens from another planet, took a hit to their credibility as well.
Moments after Dollys press conference, a spokesman for a group of super-intelligent aliens denied that the aliens cloned themselves to produce the Raelians or the Clonaid scientists.
If were super-intelligent, how could our clones possibly turn out to be such crackpots? said the alien spokesman, speaking at a Holiday Inn in Hollywood, Florida.
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Clones Statement Contradicts Clonaids Story
Controversy hit the cloning world today, as the first cloned human -- a baby named Eve -- spoke out to contradict the account of her birth given earlier in the day by her creators, Clonaid, a group linked to the religious sect known as the Raelians.
I wasnt born yesterday, the cloned baby said in a hastily arranged press conference at a Holiday Inn in Hollywood, Florida.
After categorically contradicting the Clonaid spokesperson, who had said that the clone had, in fact, been born yesterday, Eve took no questions from the press corps, telling reporters that she was cranky and needed a nap.
All in all, it was a bad day for the credibility of Clonaid, who, after stating that the cloning procedure had been very close to that which produced Dolly the Sheep, had their story contradicted later in the day by Dolly herself.
The kind of cloning procedure that produced me could not possibly produce a human, Dolly said in a press conference at a Holiday Inn in Hollywood, Florida. When I first saw those reports today, I was like, Baaaaah!
The Raelians, who believe that mankind was created by super-intelligent aliens from another planet, took a hit to their credibility as well.
Moments after Dollys press conference, a spokesman for a group of super-intelligent aliens denied that the aliens cloned themselves to produce the Raelians or the Clonaid scientists.
If were super-intelligent, how could our clones possibly turn out to be such crackpots? said the alien spokesman, speaking at a Holiday Inn in Hollywood, Florida.
**** BOROWITZ REPORT ****
