August 20, 2005 - L.A. to Port Canaveral - Eastbound Repo Cruise - The SHIP OF FOOLS Part 2

[dan and scott]

Enterprise Rent A Car offers a free shuttle to the port but charges a $25 drop off fee!

How frustrating this is!

Dan

 

[eye R.N.]

Tracey great newletter and I am happy your surgery went well. Hope bill is feeling better. Have you had your "aha" moment yet? I love seeing the post-op patients, both cataract and lasik at the one week visit, when they tell me all about the things they can see now.

Dan, please put me down for two pins.

Mark, not sure yet about the departing plane. Southwest has not come out with fares yet so I am reluctant to book airfare yet.

We are a GTY 9 and I am hoping that we aren't too far forward on the ship. So no cabin number for us for a long time.

 

[izzinmac]

hmmmm, wonder about Alamo?? have to look into that. I have both ressies for Budget and Alamo.

We offered you a ride on the HoJo Express, but that wasn't good enough for you!!!!! Don't worry about your family getting to the port... Bob signed up himself, the kids, and your parents on the bus. They got the last 5 seats!

Good Luck!

Bob

 

[mark & sandra]

I think JGE is trying to set up transportation from all areas to the port. They've contracted with a notorious californian gang called the West Coast Sisters. Their leader goes by the name Mom2Belle&PeterPan and their enforcer is called Aunty Brat. Their rates are reasonable but you have to wonder if they can deliver as promised...Mark

 

[dan and scott]

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Dan

 

[jiminyC_fan]

Enterprise Rent A Car offers a free shuttle to the port but charges a $25 drop off fee!

How frustrating this is!

Dan

I tried Enterprise and they won't rent me a car at LAX to be dropped off somewhere else. They told me no one way rentals. Plus they told me that they don't shuttle. I agree, it IS frustrating. We want a car for all day Friday. We get in 8:30AM and would love to get out and drive.

 

[izzinmac]

I tried Enterprise and they won't rent me a car at LAX to be dropped off somewhere else. They told me no one way rentals. Plus they told me that they don't shuttle. I agree, it IS frustrating. We want a car for all day Friday. We get in 8:30AM and would love to get out and drive.

I still have you on the bus list. Maybe check on a rental that can be returned in the DL area and keep the bus reservations.

If you give up your bus spot, I may be forced to offer it to Melinda. I'll feel guilty if she is the only one in her family that misses the ship, and I could have offered her a bus ride. Now if the bus is full, that's a different story! No guilt then!!

 

[even1]

Dan & Scott,

Can you please add us on for 2 pins? Thanks.

Eileen & Chris

 

[dan and scott]

Dan & Scott,

Can you please add us on for 2 pins? Thanks.

Eileen & Chris

Sure thing!

Dan

 

[mark & sandra]

1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."

7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

8. A man complains, "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That's the Tom Jones Syndrome," explains the doc.
"Is it common?" asks the man.
"It's Not Unusual," says the doc.

9. Two cows are standing in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

10. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at, either.

11. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do?"
"Let's have a look at him." says the vet. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put
him down." "Just because he's cross-eyed?" asks the man.
"No, because he's really heavy," says the vet.

13. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

14. I went to the butcher's and wanted to bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

15. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know -- I cut off your arms!"

16. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

17. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too!

18. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

19. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says,
"DAM!"

The Miracle

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say,
"Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"
The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three
wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"

 

[dan and scott]

Thanks for the laughs Mark!

Dan

 

[mark & sandra]

Remember that old Lion King favorite:

http://www.pasa.ch/ASA/Pages/PoPo/fun.htm

 

[Mom2Belle&PeterPan]

Our West Coast Sisterhood transportation department's vehicles were type-models for the CA ToT and Mulholland Madness. It will be the best ride of your life! Aunty Brat, Ivanova, and I will be your personal drivers. And oh you LooneyHOODs, what a ride we will give you!!!

I think JGE is trying to set up transportation from all areas to the port. They've contracted with a notorious californian gang called the West Coast Sisters. Their leader goes by the name Mom2Belle&PeterPan and their enforcer is called Aunty Brat. Their rates are reasonable but you have to wonder if they can deliver as promised...Mark

 

[mickeyfan1]

Our West Coast Sisterhood transportation department's vehicles were type-models for the CA ToT and Mulholland Madness. It will be the best ride of your life! Aunty Brat, Ivanova, and I will be your personal drivers. And oh you LooneyHOODs, what a ride we will give you!!!

 

[Mom2Belle&PeterPan]

Mark: You win the Oscar for your direction of Grumbo's and Jazz' musical debut. Love the choreography boys, please perform it for us one evening at a Fools gathering!!! (ROFL and more!)

Remember that old Lion King favorite:

http://www.pasa.ch/ASA/Pages/PoPo/fun.htm

 

[mark & sandra]

Mark: You win the Oscar for your direction of Grumbo's and Jazz' musical debut. Love the choreography boys, please perform it for us one evening at a Fools gathering!!! (ROFL and more!)

Which one is Grumbo?...Mark

 

[mickeyfan1]

Grumbo is hosting live chat NOW!

 

[Bmwdsny]

I still have you on the bus list. Maybe check on a rental that can be returned in the DL area and keep the bus reservations.

If you give up your bus spot, I may be forced to offer it to Melinda. I'll feel guilty if she is the only one in her family that misses the ship, and I could have offered her a bus ride. Now if the bus is full, that's a different story! No guilt then!!

HEY!! Why are you picking on me???? What did i ever do to you??? You should change your screen name from IZZinmac to IDIOTinmac!!!

Ok, IF , and that is a BIG IF, should i decieded to take your stupid HOJO express, are you gonna pick me up at the RI?? or you expect me and my family to drag all our luggages to your HOJO???????

 

[Luv2Dream]

I heard back from Dave Marx at Passporter about whether their new cruise edition will include info on the 14 day repo cruise Ports of Call. This is his answer:
And yes, we are covering all the West Coast and repo ports of call in the
new edition. I happen to be working on Acapulco right now.

 

[DenverVal]

God is it up to us "foreigners" to educate you about your own history!!!!!
San Antonio,Texas, right on the Mexican Border for gosh sakes!!

Cheers,
Grumbo

Don't you Canadians have access to US maps?? San Antonio is NOT anywhere near the Mexican border!

Tracy, take it easy on your eyes for the next few days. I went back to work too soon, and my eyes were sooooo beat by the end of the day. A half day would have been enough.

Kmiles, we're in cabin 5500. Could you highlight it for us please?